Mixtape Monday ft. Nicolas Jaar for BBC Radio 1 Essential Mix

Sup guys.  Last week I posted Uncle Jesse’s “Plymouth Prowler Boys” mixtape, which just so happened to be the most popular mix I’ve ever posted here on Mixtape Monday.  It was originally thought that “Plymouth Prowler Boys” might alienate audiences everywhere, but what had really happened was…it reeled everyone in real tight, enchanting us all with a flawless composition of trap, hip-hop, and other late night tunes.  It’s “riding around and getting it” at its absolute peak.

So how do I follow that?  Post some other mix that sounds just like it but will never actually compare because it doesn’t have an ounce of that signature Plymouth Prowler Boy vibe?  Or maybe some obnoxious dubstep that’s gonna blow out your speakers?  Happy Monday.

Nah.  I’m gonna totally shock the system here.  Over the weekend, Chilean-American electronic music producer, Nicolas Jaar, fully embraced the opportunity to play for BBC Radio 1′s Essential Mix.  Like, the homie went the fuck in.  But not on some typical rage shit.  This two hour mix isn’t something you’re gonna listen to on Friday night while you toss back a little Jamo in the whip before you hit the streets.  In fact, we’re enjoying a hearty helping of warm springtime rain here in the DMV today and this mix is absolutely perfect for it.  If you’re at work today, close the office door and turn the lights down.  If you’re coolin’ at home, just lay back and enjoy yourself.

I’ve mentioned this before, but nine times outta ten, when a DJ says he’s gonna take me on a “musical journey”, I usually just find myself at the bar.  I dunno.  The whole “musical journey” thing usually just strikes me as corny and over-intellectualized, but this Nicolas Jaar mix actually took me somewhere.  It’s moody, ethereal, and just downright captivating.  Having a whole two hours to express himself really allows the listener to settle in to a malleable frame of mind and actually allow the music to guide him or her to whatever place they see fit.

This two hour Essential Mix will explore various tempos, genres, and moods.  It’s multi-dimensional and dare I say sophisticated.  You’ll hear Jay Z’s familiar flow and Beyonce’s soulful song amongst unique compositions from Radiohead’s Jonny Greenwood and the classical piano of Keith Jarrett.  And of course, you’ll hear plenty of Jaar’s original jazzy, soulful productions.  If you haven’t heard Jaar’s tunes before, you’ll probably really enjoy him if you also like Jamie XX and James Blake.  At twenty-two years old, Jaar is at the top of his game, joining the ranks of today’s most influential sensory pioneers.

Tracklist:
01. Nicolas Jaar & Maceo Plex – Gravy Train (Nicolas Jaar Remix)
02. Nicolas Jaar – Space Is Only Noise
03. Laxx & Farkas – Creature
04. Nicolas Jaar – Don’t Break My Love
05. Angelo Badalamenti – Conversation On Twin Peaks
06. The Brothers Four – Greenfields
07. Jay-Z – My First Song (Acapella)
08. Jonny Greenwood – There Will Be Blood
09. Los Ángeles Negros – Tu Y Tu Mirar… Yo Y Mi Cancion
10. LaShun Pace – It’s Me Oh Lord (Acapella Praise)
11. Jonny Greenwood – Open Spaces
12. Pearson Sound – Footloose
13. The Electric Prunes – Holy Are You (There Is No God Edit)
14. Aphex Twin – Ziggomatic 17
15. Keith Jarrett – Tokyo, November 14 (Encore)
16. My Girl And Me – Always Back To You (feat. Lorraine)
17. Vera November – Last Night Together (You’re Coming Back Edit)
18. Nikita Quasim – L’amour L’après Midi
19. Nikita Quasim – The Way I Felt Today
20. Feist – Caught A Long Wind
21. Shigeru Umebayashi – Yumeji’s Theme (In The Mood For Love)
22. *NSYNC – It Makes Me Ill (Edit)
23. Unknown – Unknown
24. Charles Mingus – Myself When I’m Real
25. Bill Callahan – America!
26. The Field – The Little Heart Beats So Fast
27. Sneaky Sound System – Always By Your Side (Nicolas Jaar Remix)
28. Just Friends – Avalanche
29. Pavla + Noura – Don’t Owe Me A Thing
30. Acid Pauli – La Voz Tan Tierna
31. Igor Wakhevitch – Taddy’s Dream: Ramallah’s Road
32. Nikita Quasim – Derridu
33. Beyoncé Knowles – 1+1
34. Anouar Brahem – Vague / E La Nave Va
35. Rio Grande – Let’s Groove (Tonight Edit)
36. Gonzales – Manifesto
37. The Grass Roots – Let’s Live For Today (Learn To Live Edit)
38. Marvin Gaye – Inner City Blues (Sk Edit)
39. Man Friday – Real Love (The Paradise Garage Mix) (feat. Larry Levan)
40. DJ Slugo – What That Do
41. Ricardo Villalobos – What You Say Is More Than I Can Say
42. Untitled – Untitled
43. Nicolas Jaar – The Student

DOWNLOAD HERE!

Last week on Mixtape Monday – “Plymouth Prowler Boys” by Uncle Jesse

@stoopgirl

ETA Silver G Birthday Extravaganza

He’s baaaaaack! This time more roided out than ever. For a guy who talked so tough, he has recently ran for the hills when it comes the HOR and the only person i’ve been in contact with his his girlfriend Monica on Facebook. You now how much I love a good shit show and last month was like a gift from the heaven above. The ghost of Elvis Presley personally hand delivered me HOR gold.

Out of nowhere his girlfriend Monica hits me up on FB chat panic stricken because the hunk of burnin failure went on a rampage bender storming through the house and beat her up bruising her pretty bad. My first thought is that it’s a setup because he’s tried that before by logging into her account and trying to troll me but his spelling and grammar was so bad, I knew it was him. So I asked her to send me pictures.

 Alright, ill play. So when I asked about the situation further, She spilled the beans alright, all over the fuckin floor. Thank you Based god!

Monica Tula

    • hes wanted by the law for a warrant from his ex when he beat up her car and she put a restraining order on him ,,yeah that should of told me something but shes coniving too so i thought she was at fault too he was very good to me and loving till i moved into a home with him then the beast came out he thought he had me traped. he did meth and was stalking me at my job which hes jealous of. Im a mgr. of a restaraunt and he hates that i have to interact with the public and it makes him furious to the point that he will watch me from outside to see my every action then accuse me of flirting with every customer that night he demanded that i get out on time which is a rare thing he said he would make a scene, so i got out as fast as i could we were driving home and he was on my ass about why i didnt call him and i told him i could only on my breaks and i did he slaped me i tried to get out of the car but he kept driving till we got home then i tried to calm him down but he continued to press me getting in my face till i pused him away then he threw mw to the ground and started choking me i got scracthes on my neck briuses on my arms and legs i didnt call the cops cuz i just moved in and was scared i couldnt pay the full rent which i cany because he has his father paying hisbills with his ssi..yeah you were right about him living off his dad and his dad i found out is just as bad as him and Silver beats him too i had to pull him off of him one time because they were having a argument, he said his father abused him all his life and thats why hes fucked up he did meth again a couple of nights ago this was the second time since living together and started coming at me again wouldnt leave me alone till i fell asleep i woke up to him hissing and making gruting noises cuz he was still pissed then he stared arguing with me puttin his finger in my face spitting as he was yelling at me i ran out to tell his father and my son what he was doing and what he did a few days before and i couldnt take it anymore. I really fell in love with this asshole but i wont live with a monster he killed my love for him that night now i have to give up my home and i just moved out of my apt. borrowed money to get this hose we rented now i have days to move out and im not in a good way he fucked me royal i dont know what im going to do.. he also started hitting himself and said i was holding him against his will and he’s 205 lbs and works out so he fit to kick a mans ass i gave him a gym memebership ..stupid me but i stoped that.

      FUCKING AMAZING! From here on out he shall be known as CRYSTAL G. Although I did have sort of a dilemma on my hands.  Here I have gold that will be the final dagger through Silver G’s ruby Elvis costume but I don’t want to be liable for posting it considering he’s such a violent skumbag of a human being. So I sent her this message

       So there it is.  I gave it about a months time and they split.  I can’t confirm anything but i’ve heard from sources that they might have got back together as recently as this week.  Good luck with THAT shit.  Whats the lesson of this story?  I couldn’t fucking tell you but I do know the HOR owns Silver G…….AGAIN!

       

RIP Chuck Brown


DC lost one of it’s musical monuments yesterday with the passing of the godfather of go-go, Chuck Brown. I’ve always been a huge fan of go-go music that goes back as far as 1996. His music would always put a smile on peoples faces whether it was at the club or at a BBQ. For those outside of the DMV area who aren’t familiar with Chcuk Brown or go-go music, here is a pretty dope documentary I found floating around Facebook from 1989. I always love to see footage of old DC even if it’s just the people.

PART 2

Mother Trucker!

 Id like to personally hug the person who came up with this idea and shake their hand for asking me to be a part of it.  Mother Trucker is an event that kicks off this Saturday at the Capitol Skyline Hotel.  It covers all bases of awesome with food, music, bikini’s and more.  The food part is NO JOKE.  Over 20 Food Trucks from all over the district are going to be parked and ready for mass consumption.  Music? Boom!

DJs:
Reed Rothchild (H.O.R.)
James Nasty (Wild Yams)
Lucas Smudge (TV Party)
Uncle Larry vs. Mad Max (Alligators)
Hosted By:
MC Shawn Lucas (Ov3rkill Ent.)

I don’t know about you but I plan on making a day and night of it and you can too.  As a bonus to all this amazing, Mother Trucker and the Capitol Skyline Hotel have worked out discounted room rates at $94 when you use the promo code “TRUCK”. Thats a huge savings because I almost booked the rooms before knowing about it and they were going for $200 a night.

To stay in the loop this Summer about all the Mother Trucker Events and info, you can:

“Like” their FACEBOOK page, follow them on TWITTER, or go directly to their HOMEPAGE

For more on this Saturday’s event, you can peep the EVENT PAGE 

The weather forecast is supposed to be FLAWLESS for Saturday so break out your best speedo and lets do this!

 

Mixtape Monday ft. “Plymouth Prowler Boys” by Uncle Jesse

plymouth prowler boys

[PREVIEW IT HERE]

Sup, assholes.  I got that good Plymouth Prowler Boys mixtape for today’s Mixtape Monday.  I know some of yall been seein’ the hints around The World Wide Intertron and have been anxiously awaiting , but if ya don’t know, Plymouth Prowler Boys is the latest movement from The Greatest City in America.  Also known as, Uncle Jesse to the Nth Degree, lettin’ yall know what the good word is.

If the exclusive white girl “Plymouth Prowler Boys” drops don’t hook you from the beginning, maybe it’ll be the smooth sounds of Drake, the falsetto of Usher, or the full-on ignorance of 2 Chainz.  I mean, if you were ridin’ around and gettin’ it chest naked in a Plymouth Prowler, this might could be something you’d be listening to.  Lucky for you, the “Plymouth Prowler Boys” mixtape also has like, a five mile radius of legit white girl magnetism.  Just give it a minute.  They’ll come.

Anyways, the “Plymouth Prowler Boys” is not just a mixtape.  It’s a lifestyle.  One that involves Rozay, awesome/awful throwback whips, and Phat Ass White Girls.  It’s not always for the faint of heart, but if you can hang, it’ll certainly increase your street cred a bit.  If not, you can always rock the mixtape – just don’t get caught fakin’ the funk.

PS - Allow this “Plymouth Prowler Boys” mixtape to serve as a precursor to Uncle Jesse’s forthcoming “adult” mixtape.  Sorry in advance.

Tracklist:
Drake feat.The Weeknd – Crew Love (Shlohmo Remix)
Usher -Climax
Kuedo – Onset (Escapsim)
Clicks And Whistles – Neva Get Caught
Juicy J – Won’t Miss You
2 Chainz ft. Gucci Mane – Riot (Remix)
Distal – Feed Me
The Isley Brothers – Between the Sheets (Nadus Remix)
Clams Casino – I’m God
Lunice – The Good Kids
Flosstradamus – MOTA
Lunice – Bricks
Rick Ross ft. T.I. – 9 Piece
Rick Ross – High Definition
Flosstradamus – Hood Fantasy
DJ Nate – Make Em Run
Heartbreak – Elmo (DJ Swizzymack Remix)
Nadus – Shooter
Jon Kwest – Blam
Evian Christ – Fuck It None Of Ya’ll Don’t Rap
Surkin – Gold Island (Bok Bok & L-Vis 1990 Remix)
Future – Same Damn Time (Nacey Remix)
Nadus – JRM (Just Relax)
Baauer – Samurai
Joker – On My Mind (feat. William Cartwright)

DOWNLOAD HERE!

Last week on Mixtape Monday – “Keep Watch XXIII” by Shiftee”

@stoopgirl

Sunday SMUDGELUPAGUS (a smudge bday celebration)

 Lucky to be alive another year, creep master Smudge called in the big
guns once again to help him celebrate his birthday. From the deepest
darkest bath houses in Rio comes Uncle Smudgelupagus the undisputed
KING of shhhhh-wing! Armed w/ an arsenal of dank buds, ripe grapes &
loose women Smudgelupagus is always prepared to get the party started.
Determined to bring down the walls, rumor has it his plan is to OD
smudge on a creamy mixture of revelry & indulgence.
Set to the tone of the early 80s punk/funk, uptown meets downtown,
explosion of the arts! Think Keith Haring in “The Message” video
talking art & music w/ Fab Five Freddy & Larry Levan.
Errrrrr-ruhhhhhh! This event is not only a celebration of the devils
favorite son, but also a time to reflect on the wonderful times we
live in.
So please join Smudge, Unlce Smudgelupagus, an all-star lineup of DJs
playing super tuff tunage, VHS movies & more! THIS SUNDAY at DODGE
CITY!!

FACEBOOK EVENT PAGE
Music starts at 10ish & goes till the place is stripped of all
dignity! Oh there will be cheesecake cupcakes too!

Clockwork this Friday

Special Sex Panther edition. I don’t know what that means but ill see you Friday? It’s just the gang this month but that’s not going to reduce the normal Shit Show O’fun that we usually have. If you can’t make it out this week we got you covered big time on future Clockwork shows.

June 8th – NACEY

July 13th – Izm (Club Crooks, NYC, PDX)

We’re going to be playing the best of Hip Hop, Moombahton, Club, Dub, everything with a BPM.

LIKE our CLOCKWORK page for updates and photos
http://www.facebook.com/ClockworkDC

Follow us on twitter
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Event Page http://www.facebook.com/events/172084726250849/

Around the Web: Archie Miles – Frosty

-Reed Rothchild

I was laughing my tits when our own Phetish P showed me the video for Archie Miles new tune called Frosty. It was mostly due to the fact that I know recognize half the dudes in the video plus I was impressed by the way it turned out. It’s great to see people reppin Moco to the fullest while finding time to sprinkle a little HOR product placement in. People were asking me over the wekened about dudes rapping in a video rockin Ziplok shirts so to set the record straight, those are limited edition HOR Ziplok shirts so the Z-man can thank me again for the free promotion. The bad news for him is that is says “PROPERTY OF HOR” on the bottom. So if you’re feeling the video, then share it up and if you’re feeling the song, then you download that bitch right here.