12 Days of Shits-mas Day 5

This Mother Fucker!  Usually I have to surf around and do a little digging before I can find Shitty Myspace gold but this one came to me.  I still can’t get over this “marketing” concept.  He leaves me a comment with a music player that automatically starts when the page loads.  So when you go to my page (all 7 of you)  Not only will you hear my sub-par remixes, but you will also hear HIS tracks.  With the two going at once it sounds like two cats fucking in a musky alley.  Todays spammer/rapper goes by the name of Novel Hooligan.  His weak, predictable style with minimal production beats goes into the category of the new Ed Hardy rap.  I also noticed that he kinda sounds like Missy Elliot.  Not a good look for a hooligan.  He also tries to inject humor in his rhymes that just fall flat and dont make any sense.  ATTENTION RAPPERS do not try to emulate Weezy. 

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LiL Hooligan resides in Fort Lauderdale Florida.  I have done several gigs in the state of Florida and im really starting get tired of the state.  Everyone under the sun attempts to out gangster each other.  It’s that typical suburban culture trying to be urban through what they see on cable television.  But who am I to talk.  Have you seen the type of fans he has?  Amazing….

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Coming full circle and im not talking about the brawd above.  He is the typical myspace rapper who uses an auto adder program to add friends to his profile.  He then spams the users page with his player so it looks like hes got a ton of hits.  How can you figure this out?  Dude has 40,000 friends and 5 followers on twitter.  Hmmmm.  Anyways here is his abortion of a track.  Its called “Whoa”  Havent heard that one before *cough Black Rob *cough.  He has another one called “in the club” Copyright is Wayyyy overrated.

Hooligan

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