What better way to start of the new decade then to have someone who contributed to making the first one so bad. A good friend to the Head of Rothchild and scene queen Jackie O turned me on to this small treasure chest of cringe worthy rapper David Young. He uses the typical Ed Hardy bottle service style of rap by whinning into an autotune program to come across like a whinning T-pain. I dont know why people aren’t tired of this yet. If you can hide your voice behind a computer program and talk about things you cant afford such as Bently’s and Bottle Service, shouldnt you be a joke? Although the lyrics may be far fetched, David Young is a man of the fans. He holds sign contests were girls who aren’t old enough for work permits make signs showing their loyalty to the soon to be star. Lets take a look at some of the people in the contest.
So I smoked Crystal Meth for a couple years so what, nothing a little eyeliner can’t cover up. Lets have a look at contestant Number 2!
Oh my! Aww look shes thinks she’s a DJ. The good news is that she is half way to the kitchen with a shinner now turn those pans over and make some fucking french toast!
I think you get the point by now, There are about 20 other submissions from underage girls but I dont have the time or the stomach to post them all up. He has another picture up of him doing an on the spot promo shoot in front of a Lexus.
I know what your thinking but dont worry because he clears up the confusion in his photo caption.
“David Young – me and mah lexus. My hair looks red but it’s blonde lol Normly have a hat on”
Wait, what the fuck!? I think he might be taking a piss on here said “Mah Lexus” Since he is hiding from the photo I think we should leave this up to you the fine readers.
Now its time to get to the music. Here are two tracks of his. The first one is an original one that he came up with called “You gon get it” Whoa! Hot and heavy where he talks about doing some chick. As the song goes on it gets more and more creepy. As you listen to it you kind of get the feeling that he is rapping to his demographic of 12 year old Myspace friends. Yeah im saying it. He rapes kids (with all do respect). The second one is a Reeeeeemix! (Air Horns) Step aside Drake, your first go at the track lets just say was UNsuccessful since the phenom David Young jumped on it. For Drake’s sake I hope he copyrighted the “successful” track because David Young’s version is a winner, in a fucking loser kind of way.
Finally, the last piece to the puzzle. There is a video of him “freestyling” that obviously is awful. BUT if you take a look in the background, he is doing the video froom a trailer park. The video is on myspace and I have been having problems getting them to load on the blog but you can check it out by clicking on the LY Hataz Freestyle below. You can also check out the other fan photos and douche chilling stuff on his myspace page at