America’s favorite retard is back with a new youtube video and even brought you some of his new tracks. Trust me they dont disapoint! This episode of Ziplok masterpiece theater he talks about swagger. He then zones off into the 5th dimension in which the next four thousand years off our civilization flashes before his eyes. Obviously what he saw was very disturbing so he opts to end the video early. What did you see Ziplok?! Are we forced into slave camps after the Panda’s overtake us in the year 3816? Tell us damn you!!
Wonderful youtube, compelling and rich. Here are his two tracks that I ripped from his fanpage. Ziplok actually has over 1200 fans on Facebook and you should be one to! just make sure you keep the blog thing our little secret. His first tracks is one for the money. Obviously a lack of a chromosome has prevented his brain from processing the two for the show part but who’s judging anyway? Another track he did is called swagger which introduces Ziplok rockin on Autotune. Hope you have fun with these and there are plenty more on the way. FYI I also have tried to contact Ziplok four times now to try and get him to come on and do the HeadofRothchild podcast but I havent received any response yet.
Did it ever cross your mind that Ziplok isn’t retarded, but actually just REALLY high all the time?
Dont rain on my dream Steve. If he’s not half retarded my web traffic is gonna take a big hit.
Excuse me. actually it looks like the author of the whole thing is retarded and maybe just got done eating with a fork because I am positive nobody hit me up to do this slander on me. Nice job finding the only picture of me on the internet that has me smoking a tiny sized cigar and call me out like that. good luck actually getting blog traffic because it looks like your marketing and promotion is terrible just like your opinion. Anyways both songs you posted were nice ones and the lyrics are YOUR CAREER Needs a Lot Of Surgery. good luck with finding a career that works or figuring out how to blog better dude.
“Um.. wow.. um……..umm….. Swagga.”
Yes parents, Ziplok is who you need advice from about stepping up your children’s swagger. Eloquence swagger off the charts.
Exhibit A
“North Korea needs a lot of surgery.
Lying in court, that’s a lot of perjury.
No cable– your TV’s static-y.
No internet, lack of connectivity.”
Exhibit B
“If you can’t see, get Lasik surgery.
It’s an emergency!”
Exhibit C
“Your influence is easy: Ben & Jerry.
My influence is bitches like Mariah Carey.
General Mills- cereal- Count Chocula, Frankenberry.”
He tells us to take our swagger away because he obviously doesn’t need any(one rubbing it in his his face that they have it).
Oh my god Jackie, how did you get that far into the song without seeking medical attention?
why the fucking song is nice and its a great song I have been told by many….. your a fucking loser that has the ugliest myspace page i ever seen. do all the slander you want on me but at the end of the day more people KNOW Ziplok than know whatever or whoever the hell you are!!!!
Oh man he’s even responding to the comments!
These are painful to listen to
Wait, when you say “Why the fucking song is nice” are you asking us?
Because I already submitted Exhibits A-C. (see above)
Best thing I’ve seen all day and I don’t mean that in a good way. lmao. Thanks Reed for continuing to bring us these gems.