Strap in kids

A lot of people keep asking me if im still doing the Shitty Myspace Rappers considering Myspace is a complete ghost town. Of course im still doing it. The oil well will never dry up in our lifetime. The internet foot print of mediocrity has already been stomped. Although most of the artist have jumped ship, their god awful Myspace music pages are still there waiting for us. Recently I have been getting a lot of people randomly hitting me up on twitter to check out their music. I think I see a future trend. “Microphone Twit Shit”.

What better way to bring back Shitty Myspace rappers with Yung Dex. Get ready for original content because his self appointed nick name is “Cash Money” and After you read his bio, you’ll know that destiny is on his side and haterz should start back peddling.

I should wear a cape because im feeling so super wit this rap game. I remember one nite my cousin Corey from lousianna came down to visit me this waz when I waz 17. I use to flow on a cheap ass mic from radio shack but that nite we smoked some fire green. An I waz sittin on my bed playing the xbox an I just started flowing for him. Talkin shit jus ripping an he was shocked but that nite he said dex you need to go for this music. He told me I could make it an every since then I will never stop!! I feel like im on my high horse I got a nike shoe box full of lyrics waiting on a record deal.

Priceless. Yung Dex is blowin up.

One of the best parts about hearing him rap and/or freestyle is that when he says his name it sounds like he’s saying “YOUNG DICKS”. He really gets into it to. “Young dicks all day, this your boy young dicks” He uses the standard free instrumental beats because he didnt take out the drops. Of course he raps through an autotune mic out of key which will make the blood come out of your ears a little thicker than usual. Lets take a listen his first single, Ice Cold Swag. Sit back and get ready for an Ice cold Yung Dick… I mean Dex, I mean swag, I mean…..
Yung Dex Ice Cold Swag by Head of Rothchild


Oh no, you ready for another? Pull!

Yung Dex Stinks!! by Head of Rothchild

I bet your thinking since I haven’t done a shitty Myspace rapper in a while that im going to let you off the hook with just 2 God awful, hang yourself from the ceiling fan tracks right? Oh no, Little Dick, I mean Yung Dic….DEX has a youtube account. You know what happens when our rappers have youtube accounts. Put on your douche chill hats and get ready to cringe.

YEAH THEY WANT YOUR BOY DICKS!?

It comes in 2′s people!

Holy Douche chill, what the blue fuck is he talking about? Also for something labeled “freestyle” he sure is reading those cue cards pretty thoroughly. If you look at his nose he kinda reminds you of Wharf from Star Trek

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