Already know what you’re thinking. Yes a bacon bikini contest sounds like a fun idea… but as you can see from the picture above the women wearing the great pork products are a 2.1488888 at best. With the bacon on they might be a 5.862222. Im not here to talk about the women. My boy Michael Firtag put me on to this story via Facebook. This dude in California held a bikini contest to raise money for Dia-Beat-Us since his 19 year old daughter has it and thought it would be a great cause. Naw, dude just pocketed the money. Skumbag yes, but there is something you got to applaud because the fact the dude went that far and that outrageous just to pocket money. More like Dia-Gen-IUS.
Im also a sucker for shitty local news reporting. LuLz