Whatever that is, I think it's having a stroke

I’m pretty bipolar when it comes to Nicki Minaj. At first I couldn’t stand her but after listening to her latest album, I can at least understand what she’s going for. There were a couple songs I like and thats being generous. I see her gimmick and the image her label is putting out there and in this day of mainstream hype, it doesn’t surprise me how she got where she is now.  However, sometimes she acts in certain ways that makes me wish she was on that plane instead of Aaliyah. How do you not want to spin kick her wig off when she does the dungeon dragon hook or starts talking in an english accent? At the end of the day you just have to accept the fact that she is a product of a manufactured character created by a record label and PR company. Nothing me and any of you are going to lose sleep over. Then someone put me on to her fan base. Part of her schtick is that she portrays herself as a Barbie doll like character which is basically wearing off color wigs and putting enough make up on to look like a certified ass clown. I started realizing that her fans where trying to copy her image the same way teens try to mirror Lady Gaga by dressing up like a satellite dish wrapped in shit wiped aluminum foil. I saw this style slowly start to spread as I would start to walk home from my weekend gigs in Adams Morgan. For those of you who aren’t familiar with that area, It’s basically like having a front row seat at the Paris fashion show but with god awful clothing that makes TJ Max look like Neiman Marcus. I kept wondering why black girls were all of a sudden were caking on blue and pink make up and wearing florescent colored wigs.

There is an entire movement that involves black female and male (just wait) Nicki Minaj fans who go out trying to dress like her in every way. It’s referred to as “Barbies” The good news for all of us who love a good train wreck is that 0% of the people who are doing this can pull it off. Then again I don’t think there is anything you can do to execute this look without looking like a total douche. After doing more research, I was blown away at some of the Barbies that are out there on the internet. I have almost a hundred pics of total disaster human beings so this edition of “Reeds Luck 7″ has got to be the some of the toughest decisions I have ever had to make…….In life. So without further adieu, I give you the best (WORST) Barbies.

#7

This is a great warm up of whats yet to come. The best part is that I didn’t photo shop the text above. She did that. At least she’s honest, and hungry.

#6

Still haven’t figured out what this thing is. I guess you’ll have to Westminster dog show it by reaching back and praying to the lord above you don’t grab balls. Although, the odds aren’t in your favor.

#5

Wait a second. I didn’t know Roxy Cottontail had a black half sister?

#4

Look out Double Dragon fans. The Abobo sisters are looking for Billy and Jimmy. Now Those two are a Mothafuckin Monster!

#3

New from Mattel, It’s Crypt Keeper Barbie! Comes with Funeral Fun Parlor Playhouse (Rigor Mortis SOLD SEPARATELY)

#2

Sometimes math is just too easy. AND LAST BUT DAMN SURE NOT LEAST…….

#1

Oh Heeeell no. Wait a second, where did he get the wagon from? RA RA! LIKE A DUNGEON DRAG-QUEEN! RA RA! LIKE A DUNGEON DRAG-QUEEN!

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