Working from home allowed me to catch up with all the hot gossip, the juicy 411, you know the dirt and grime of the limelight life via my top notch hoes, Kathy Lee & Hoda. Well today I caught wind of some serious news: Tilly is performing again at Sea World! Yay!
Obviously the Today Show is all over this. I rewound the story 7 times so I could type some of the more key quotes for you:
(Tillikum was involved in her death)- “Authorities ruled it an accident.”
“Tillikum can only kill again. He killed a trainer in British Columbia in 1991. 8 years later, he also killed a homeless man who snuck into the orlando theme park.”
“I think it’s a bad idea to put TIllikum back in the show. He’s going to kill someone else. This animal has killed 3 people. He has three notches in his belt. How many is he going to get? 4? 5? 6?”
Lets go back and focus on the true climax of this story, he killed a homeless man! He knew nobody would miss him, right? He had to quiet his dark passenger and he knew nobody would even miss this homeless man.