An evil tyranny has finally been knocked off his throne (see picture above) in his own state of New Hampshire. Ziplok is yesterdays punchline because a new shit storm is on the map in that weird ass state of New Hampshire. For real, what the fuck is going on up there? On Reverb Nation, (The new home for Shitty Rappers) Ziplok is now charted at 2 in New Hampshire which ends a streak of, well….. I don’t know how long exactly because Ziplok makes fake accounts and votes for himself. God forbid Reverb Nation puts a filter on music “artists” instead of making it a popularity contest.

As we speak there is an epic tragedy happening right now to the rap game in Amhurst New Hampshire that makes Japan look like a bathhouse tickle fight. A group of three suburb kids who stumbled on a $4 computer mic and a $2 Autotune program as if they were dirty playboys found in the woods.

They go by The Triggah Trio. Dr. Drizznigg, Lil’ Floosy, and Sombre Seuss. Together they form like Voltron causing violence to your ears and soul. This takes a strong will and a heavy heart which is a perfect opportunity to test its wrath on you the readers. Still can’t figure out why their wearing suits and how busy was the dude in the middle that they had to photoshop the bama in?

Dr Drizznigg? What does that even mean? Ill tell you who he does look like…

Dr Octopus

Lets dive right into the first track because the catalog of music is amazingly horrendous. It’s a cover of the Black Eyed Peas track “I Got A Feeling” which actually sounds like shit when it’s sung by….. The Black Eyed Peas. Throw in 3 high school kids who have the house to themselves for a few hours and an autotune mic, KAPOW! You have a product thats sounds worse than the planes accelerating into the Trade Center. My favorite is around the 2:45 mark when they start laughing. Also, they drop “nigga” a couple more times than I feel comfortable with three suburb kids living in New Hampshire dropping it. I GOT A FEELING! BoooOOOOooooo, that these kids SUCK at their life.

So what do you think? If your still alive and need to vent, The comments section awaits you below

LiL Floosy is the outcast of New Hampshire. Shunned by his parents for only wearing business casual attire and Taboo public transit addiction. He tries to prove the world wrong about him by doing his own version of Usher’s OMG. After listening to it you’ll be singing Oh My God Why are you still alive? He won’t hear you anyway, he just transferred on the 74 bus downtown.

Sombre Suess, Don’t know where to start. How about a Bio?

“He is a full-grown dragon with a belly full of fire. He sits patiently in the cut, waiting to set a flame under the next contender… What else can one even say? He pushes bricks like he’s a full-time carpenter.”

I’m glad they verified he’s a full-time carpenter because I thought he may have been Union. Lets get it in on of these Sombre Suess tracks and we will be the ones impatiently waiting, to cut ourselves or volunteering our place for the contender and setting ourselves on fire.

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