With Memorial Day drawing closer the swimming pools are starting to fill back up as the talent pool begins to drain out on the blog and in this case, it’s a talent dry-spell. My body is just now recovering from the Triggah Trio Post last month I must be getting old because just like Whiskey, I can olny take in Shitty Myspace rappers every so often now. I’m not joking. It’s effected the way I find music to DJ with. I’ve got so used to listening to total shit that I’ve become desensitized to it. Kind of like watching pornography, the more you push the threshold looking at shit online, the more it becomes normal. Next thing you know your watching Filipino midgets helicopter penis style pissing on Norwegian Tranny’s while they recite the entire movie script from Turner & Hooch. All of a sudden it’s like FUCK! how did I get to this point? Rest assure, this is that porno.
Meet Big Albrezzy. He reminds me of a hybrid between 50 Tyson and Eli Porter. So that means if 50 Tyson and Eli Porter lyrically made love, Big Albreezy would be their love child. I warned you, this is that Porno. He raps about life on the streets, hustling, and of course getting bitches. You can find Albrezzy only on youtube as he spams away on peoples channel wall begging them to listen to his youtube tracks. well, you don’t have to beg any further Breezy, your music has come to the right place. The first youtube track is called “Girlfriend High” I would turn down the volume on a little because Breezy has the infamous $5 Best Buy microphone. To be honest, I can’t get enough of this little toe tapper. It was even called “hot fire” by…..Albreezy.
You like that? I did. This is what it’s come to. These rappers have drained all of my music sense from me to the point that I don’t know whats good or bad anymore. Did you know I’m playing at the Starscape Music Festival in two weeks? Couldn’t tell ya what I’m going to play. Shit, you just might hear Albreezy or Ziplok blasting out of the speakers. Please keep me in your “prayers” that I get my mojo back!! You think he sounds good off the studio recording, just wait until you hear Albreezy LIVE Not only are we treated to a live performance of “Believe In Me” we also get 2 other tracks from his collection. So if your at work or at a cafe somewhere out there in the world ( I see you readers in Romania/Croatia!) sit back and enjoy the blissful coma inducing nails on the chalk board sounds of Big Albreezy.