I had no idea how big of a gold mine that Model Mayhem is for this blog. The Long anticipated sequel is finally here thanks to some of the readers who submitted photos. Also, shout out to lazy Fridays were I finally got a chance to relax and sort out the photography Mayhem. In case you missedTHE FIRST MODEL MAYHEM, this is where we find the best and by best, I mean worst of the self proclaimed “models” who post photos on the site. You probably have one or two of these girls on Facebook who take corny photos of themselves and claim their on a “photo shoot”. Come the fuck on son. Model Mayhem should be thanking me because it’s the only publicity these girls are going to get.
There is so much going on here I don’t know where to start. “I think if we take you down to the bowling alley it would be a an opportunity to get some really good shots, plus they have video poker” If your legs and shins look like little league bats then perhaps this isn’t the pose for you. Peep game on the guerilla feet. Guerilla feet occurs when a girl wears heels that are to small for her feat. It cause the toes to hang over the shoe and setting evolution back a couple million years. When you’re done embarrassing yourself, grab your server tray because the guy on machine three needs a cocktail.
Looks like she’s trying to get modeling work from either Nokia or Charmin. I know one thing, it looks like she’s in the middle of dropping an epic deuce because she threw her shopping bag down and decided to call a friend and tell her about the upcoming splash.
If you can work up the will to look at her face you can see that she is the love child of Willie Nelson and comedian Jeffrey Ross.
I need a cold drink, of ice water. (Yes I cried in the theater)
The more you look at this photo, the more amazing you will find. I’ve been looking at this gem all weekend and I still can’t figure out what the fuck is going on here. Any ideas??
If G.E. ever needs a model for their lightbulb line then look no further. It’s 2011 can we make a move to lose the Nazi boots? But wait, photo shop magic straight ahead.
What do you think of this batch? if you see and winners or just overall cunts on Facebook who claim to be “models” and want to see them on the next go around please email them to DJREEDROTHCHILD@GMAIL.COM