When we last we left off in PART ONE, Silver G had put the youtube Ban on me after I gave him a negative comment on one of his videos. One thing I noticed on his youtube account is that he loves the ladies. Loves to harass them beyond the Astrocreep 5000. Now that I have no way of reaching the G-man I needed someone else to help me out, Someone who could lure Silver G in but in a different way then I could….
Enter our very own Mary Ann Barry, the mutha fuckin Bause of the internet. The Queen of Tumblr and sole beneficiary to the HOR in case I ever overdose, eat to much bacon or, both at the same time. Our original plan was to have M.A.B. make contact with Silver G. Once she starts talking with him, use her magical flirty charm powers to make Silver G do a special dedication youtube video singing a cover for Joe Esposito “You’re the Best” that goes out to Reed Rothchild and Mary Ann Barry. So not to blow our cover, she would tell Silver G that “Reed” is her lesbian partner and the video would be a special surprise for their upcoming anniversary since they can’t get married. After first contact which was a simple “Hi, I really like your youtube videos”, the G-man sends this response.
What. The. Fuck? We put a tiny worm on the hook and caught the big fish before lunch. Spelling and grammatical errors aside, can we talk about why he wants M.A.B. to make a youtube video of her watching his youtube videos? “I want to see the different responses I get from you” Translation: I really want beat off while my screeching singing voice provides the soundtrack. After this message, he sends her a PUPPET SHOW THAT HE DID WITH ACTION FIGURES ABOUT REBECCA BLACK? He swoops in one last time and sends her another message asking for a reaction youtube video.
Holy crap. We got a monster in full pursuit who probably has veins in his neck and forehead bulging, all worked up trying to get a reaction video while we’re trying to get him to make the dedication video. For a few weeks we were at a standstill. I didn’t want to put M.A.B. in arms way or in this case, wrist and forearms way of being added to his personal spank bank. I needed something else to kick start the operation….
My bionic prototype of douche account I created on youtube with the screen name “ULOVEmySWAGGaBitch” Lets be honest, that fucking face for some reason just makes my blood boil so imagine this face coming out of nowhere and talking shit to you? Game on. Fire up the hate cannon. This first comment is on a video he did with his mother doing a cover for the Nancy Sinatra song “These boots were made for walking” this is also a great opportunity to return the mother favor since he said I “sucker my moms virginia”???
With shots fired I waited anxiously for a response all day. I Got nothing. Waited a few more days and still didn’t get a response. Fuck! My swagged out Jersey Guido isn’t getting the job done. In a last ditch effort I thought maybe he never saw the comment so I decided to post it up on his channel wall. When you post a comment up there, youtube will notify the user by email. I also noticed he responds to people who post on the channel wall. So I posted this jab right to the gut.
Bing. Pong. POW! I think I finally landed a punch because 20 minutes later I open my inbox and see a response from Silver G himself. The excitement was like Christmas morning knowing I was going to get that Nintendo game I wanted. I click open…
15 MINUTES LATER I GET ANOTHER MESSAGE FROM HIM AND HE’S EVEN MORE WORKED UP.
Warning, he has the right to bear arms!!! I pissed myself laughing. He wanted to have a western style showdown at the mall food court in Victorville. He gave me his address just in case I wanted to show him what New Jersey Swagga is all about. I figured he was going to block me and move on…..I was wrong. The next day I check my youtube channel wall to find a couple of love comments left for me. I think our New Jersey guido gave him a nervous breakdown. READ FROM BOTTOM TO THE TOP
That is the best shit I’ve ever read. Real TALK!!! llllllllkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!! He even gave me his digits. With him flustered and on the ropes I wanted to send M.A.B. back in to get the video but after he that tirade he stopped going on youtube. Now he checks his account maybe once every other month. That simple comment I left him spiraled him downward and off the internet. We aborted the dedication video mission but no doubt Kate Illidge A.K.A. Mary Ann Barry receives the H.O.R. medal of honor for bravery in the face of danger and might I add, that is one hideous face.
So whats next for ETA Silver G? He doesn’t go on youtube anymore. Ziplok has dropped all communication with him. Where is he now? I honestly don’t have the answer. He does have a number and an address he left us……. There is one last payoff. He has a very active FACEBOOK ACCOUNT. An active Facebook account which I just messaged him on with the link to this post where he will read for the first time everything he’s done over the past few months. Everything he thought was private. From here on out G-man, you are property of the HEAD OF ROTHCHILD. We own you now. We will do with you as we please.