(pronounced /ˌmoom-ba-con ma-siv) El cuatro de Septiembre – That’s a little insider talk for SUNDAY SEPTEMBER 4TH, ROCK & ROLL HOTEL the greatest gathering of music and swine lovers throughout the area will unite for an event so epic, scholars will look back and refer to it as the Moombacon Massive 2011. TV Party DC, One Love Massive, Steez Promo, and the Head of Rothchild have combined forces to bring you a lineup of DJ’s that are certified party smashers that will dish out raging from open to close. Baltimore Club legend Scottie B along with King Tutt, Uncle Jesse, and James Nasty will be waving the Bmore flag throughout the night. Reppin DC is Smudge, Keenan, Denman, and that dude Rothchild. Expect to hear nothing but the best cuts of Club, Moombahton, Dubstep, Hip Hop, and other goodies from the area’s best.
If that hasn’t pushed all your chips into the middle of the table I’ve decided to up the ante being this is my 30th birthday party. DJ 814ofcourse and I are firing up the bacon cannon with stacks and stack of FREE BACON. DOn’t dig on swine? How dare you, luckily we are bringing in FREE FRIED CHICKEN. The bird is indeed, the word. Also, for any of you sailors out there fear not, for we are also giving away FREE CONDOMS. I don’t know if people still use these rubber cockblockers but you’re more than welcome to them. If not, we plan on using them as balloon decorations anyway.
This is also a get together to kick off the re-launch for this very Blog. September 6th we are giving the place an extreme makeover along with new contributors and weekly bits for your media consumption. It would mean the world to me to see all of your swine loving faces there as we tell Summer to fuck off in glorious H.O.R. fashion. In trying to go above in beyond I do have sad news to report that Ziplok, Atrophy, and Silver G have all declined to appear. Maybe next time……
TV PARTY DC – HEADOFROTHCHILD.COM – ONE LOVE MASSIVE – STEEZ PROMO PRESENT…
The First Annual MOOMBACON MASSIVE!
SCOTTIE B (Unruly Records)
KING TUTT (Unruly Records, Bum squad Dj’s)
UNCLE JESSE (Steez Promo, Crossfaded Bacon)
JAME NASTY (Phys Ed, Ottobar)
DJ SMUDGE (TV Party DC, 18th St Lounge)
KEENAN (Marvin, Cobalt, RnR)
Come celebrate Reed’s 30th Birthday as a gift to you, the H.O.R. is providing…
FREE BACON! FREE FRIED CHICKEN! FREE CONDOMS!
The essentials to every party, WHILE SUPPLIES LAST which with bacon and chicken probably won’t be long so get there EARLY.
This event is FREE ALL NIGHT
Rock & Roll Hotel (upstairs)
1353 H st NE
MORE SPECIALS TO BE ANNOUNCED!!