The Biggest Douche in the History of Baltimore

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It’s been a minute since I’ve had to publicly take someone to the woodshed but I’m willing to make an exception in this fascinating case. Before I go in though I should clear the air and let you know that I have personally never met this guy, never worked with this guy, or for this guy, I’m simply just putting him in his place since I got a call on the Reed-line saying that this guy is a mobile fuck up around the Baltimore area.

His name is Alan Smith. You might notice him on Facebook as Alan Urban or whatever voice in head is telling him to go by that day. He runs a bogus Company that goes by International Entertainment. I verified with the state of Maryland and City of Baltimore that there is no registered business under this name or under Alan Smith, No tax id numbers, no DBA license, not even a copyright or trademark. His “hustle” and entertainment value to the H.O.R. starts with his fake Company which tries to promote parties in the city that Alan isn’t even associated with, calling it his own and ripping people off from tickets sales. Just so you can get an idea of how big a douche lord he is, here is a youtube he made after sneaking into an office and calling “Alan Urban Headquarters”

His accent is enraging.

Now that we know he’s mentally out to lunch, take a look at his awful website which is promoting an event that was scheduled October 19th at the Recher Theatre.  The event he’s trying to fill the theatre is with DJ Nick Hogan, Hulk Hogan’s kid, LOL! If you check on his website, you can order pre-sale tickets for only……$30 LOL!.  Here’s where the head scratcher comes in.  For one,the event was never posted on the Recher Theatre website.  The reason it was never posted on the calendar is because it was never confirmed with the theatre.  In fact, Alan Smith is banned from the Recher Theatre.  As for poor Nick Hogan, He thought he was on his way to make his Baltimore debut, brother! Here is an email from Hogan bookings after I filled them in on the secret.

In addition to that, he tried to buy 200 tickets to the Laidback Luke show a couple months ago at a discount from Steez Promo who was throwing the event. Obviously, he was kindly told to piss off. He later tried to claim the show as his own and even started his own Facebook event page saying it was from Alan Urban Entertainment. On his Facebook page he randomly claims to work with people who have no idea who he is or ever confirmed anything with him.

Hogan’s back?

Hmmm, not so much.

This time I was able to get a video statement to clear the air up about this unconfirmed appearance.

So if you happen to see this failure around the area which you probably won’t considering he’s banned from every club in Baltimore, please tell him that he is property of the H.O.R. now and anything he does in Baltimore and DC will find it’s way on here.

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78 thoughts on “The Biggest Douche in the History of Baltimore”

  3. thanks for the update. good article! its good to know who to watch out for. especially losers like this.

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  6. Hi. The guy may have pissed you off, and he may be “banned” from clubs in bmore and dc, but to make up a whole message on your blog flaming this guy is just fucking stupid. What are you in high school

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  7. You should totes also call the Playboy Halloween promoters in LA and see if they even know who he is since his new big thing is “3 Lucky Girls will go to the Playboy Mansion for Halloween”. One of the dates is a meet and greet with him (liek that’s some sort of prize). I’d put money on it that he’s just doing it to meet girls.

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    • What’s even more hilarious about that is- before I de friended him recently.. His pathetic fb status’ would say “who wants to come over?” And “who wants to hang out?” Looks like he has trouble in that department so how in the world is the ‘opportunity’ to MEET alan urban a prize? More like a supreme punishment

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    • If you can* (not could, we’re in the present here) care less, then there is obviously a level of caring (according to English grammar). And if you’re posting on here, then common sense would also reveal to any given person that you care. So I’ll simply say: please stop caring so much in an awkward and hateful manner, it’s strange.

      Sincerely mine,
      -Anonymous

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  9. wait – i just bought 6 tickets to an event Alan Urban Entertainment International is throwing at the end of November call Maaaassive. Its at RFK. He’s throwing the biggest event ever in DC. They are printed on the back of a Lucky Charms box…should I be worried that my tickets are fake???

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  10. this is rediculous that video is nuts…22 and has made over six figures past five years…and he thinks that’s enough to have satellite offices in Miami,NY and The UK??????? What is this kid smoking? Best part of video ” when I was 6 I drawed a pic of empire state building” DRAWED???? LMFAO! Go back to school before you try to swindle people into thinking your cool. Who do you think would ever believe a 22 yr old with thatr rediculous video…Someone needs some serious counseling.

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  11. Major Fucking Clown…
    Actually Major General

    Can we create a Brand so unique by creating and setting clowns aside for our entertainment.
    Like the CIA?? does in other Countries…Nick Hogan are you there sir?? A US MARINE is fucking Brain Dead because you think you can CannonBall. down the interstate. Stay the Fuck OUT of Baltimore…Dude……Dodge Vipers are for Straight-line “Speed” FuckTARD.
    Fucking another Major General Retard. Baltimore needs to post this dork on a Electric Billboard…..Major Silly Rabbit.

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  12. Dba My Nutz….

    I propose an Anonymous REAL Man Challenge. Nick Hogan….STAY OUT OF FUCKING CHARM CITY RUN (Read the details….cause this is how its done every 4 months….) trust me.
    A grotesque Underground Super-Car race leaving the Baltimore PowerPlant….picking up a “stub” ticket from Mansion…to prove you actually started and left from Baltimore of course…Or stub placed on the back of the stop sign……or given by a Guy in an Orange Shirt….and racing to Atlantic City….Funds to be placed in ESCROW….$20,000 buy in….First to check in at Caesars…takes all. Check in reciept with stamp will validate arrival… Speeds in Excess of 193 mph on the TurnPike…. Very illegal….Some hot woman are actually drivers….

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  21. Lets just leave the guy alone….Let him grow up….
    If he stops stealing pictures of my buddies cars and posting them on his page.
    Deep inside, he seemed like a nice fella..But stop lying about being in the “TEAMS” please Bro….out of respect….Please…Go Up Fast Dude….

    They give you a Coin when you graduate.ALAN..If someone asks you where your coin is kept??? at a bar….And you have a dumb look on your face….your a Delta Fart.

    I keep mine on office desk at work.
    Later Baltimore.

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  22. Reed Rothchild i pay you 10,000 dollars to take this down i know whats going on one of your boys was drunk and told me everything either let this go or i can do the same to you !

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  23. From his website….

    Biography: Alan Urban AKA Alan L Smith is a 22 year old entrepreneur from Baltimore City, MD. Born August 10, 1989, he would grow up in Baltimore City for the first 8 years of his life prior to moving to Central Virginia. Alan came from nothing. He was considered low class. Growing up, he didn’t have vehicles and was forced to walk everywhere. At age 14, he made Varsity Track For Robert E. Lee High School w…here he ran the 800 Meter dash in 2:09: a fast time for someone that age.

    At age 15 he moved back to South Baltimore AKA Brooklyn, MD where he attended High School at Southwestern High School #430. Alan Urban would walk to school almost everyday from West Baltimore to South Baltimore. He Graduated Class of 2007 #430, and would boldly enter the Finance World at 18 years old for Citizens Trust which now is Net Equity Financial Incorporated. There, he became the top Mortgage Originator in the whole company. In 2008, he was ranked the Highest Paid Mortgage Originator under the age 21!

    Alan Urban has continued his career in finance as a part time job. He now owns Fidelity Marketing and Finance LLC in Downtown Baltimore, which focuses on Mortgage Data for Banks around the Country. He has gotten many individuals in the Baltimore City area out of FORECLOSURE!

    He currently focuses on the entertainment business that he just started a few weeks ago. He is CEO of International Entertainment LLC, which deals primarily with Promotions, Major Recording Artists, and offers LIMO Services.

    Alan Urban is Self Made and used to catch the MTA to work. He now catches a Mercedes to work! Alan still walks everywhere and if you see him sometimes you like him and sometimes you don’t. It is what it is. I still deal with low class to high class, “It doesn’t matter who you are, I can hold a conversation.

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      • Hello Alan,

        Glad to see you keep coming back to the blog, this really is an exciting week for you isn’t it? The only bad news for you is that WordPress tracks all of the comments by the senders IP address so the comments you’ve been wasting your time trying to post using different names and email addy’s all belong to one IP address. Some of them are very creative. I just might post some of them next week. What you NEED to be reading is the last paragraph on the article that says you belong to the HOR. You can scroll through the pages and read the likes of Ziplok, Atrophy, Silver G and other people and venues who have been where you are now. The best thing you can do right now is to crawl under a rock or things will get a lot more fun for me and a hell of a lot more miserable for you.

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      • Alan im such a piece of shit? Why did you try to contact all the people that I have already done biz with and try to contact them? Is it because you want to be me that bad? Look bro you had the opp to work with me but you have some serious mental issues. I fucked your girl and it wasnt even that good but hey I FUCKED YOUR BITCH… hahaha you know that lil stripper from the ritz. Anyway Im such a piece of shit but you want to be me so bad, why? How many people that I have already done biz with have you attempted to contact with NO success in dealing with them because your a sad excuse for a man and I personally think you need to be checked into a mental institution. All as I know is my track record speaks for itself http://www.itsmyurls.com/elevatedscott and you my friend are a poser who wish you were me but you cant be so do us all a favor and go kill yourself.

        No one paid Reed to post this he posted this because EVERYONE HATES YOU and you need to be exposed for the fucking loser that you are! I think next we should put you on THEDIRTY.COM. So stop contacting my clients and people I work with cause you never will work with my people so do us all a favor and KILL YOURSELF before someone does it for society… o yea your 6th floor apartment is not a penthouse and your shared office space which you rent the conference room hourly is not your office!!! Your a very challenged individual that needs a fried but you have NONE!!! BYE BITCH

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  24. Fine, I do care.. you figured me out, i only wrote cause i did! I love you Reed. Never met him, only heard stories of how much of a piece of shit he is.. Why is it so many people hate him though?

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  25. The biggest douche? When i first checked into this site, i assumed Roth child indeed was the biggest douche! His picture alone screams it out! Its sad that this guy has nothing better to do then make up a page talking shit on someone he doesnt know. This whole page is completely immature and pitiful, pathetic to the fact roth (child) likes to play on the internet all day. Does Roth have an actual job? To cut, copy and paste pics, to upload videos, check out backgrounds, etc. Seems real time consuming to a old worn out low life dj, who has lost his groupies and fan club. Karma is a bitch, hopefullly this over due of hating catches up to his wack ass! Grow up, get a life and a real job!

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  29. Elevated Scott your broke ass a joke? Didnt i smack the f out you in Las Vegas Shut up you are simply gay go move back in with your grandma in Greeektown Maryland oh wait you have warrants out for your arrest?

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    • I have warrants for my arrest why is my schedule of events that I do all over the internet and incase your wondering I live in NYC on upperwest side. LOLOL nice try :) Like I said my portfolio speaks for itself… Alan you are a POSER http://www.itsmyurls.com/elevatedscott lol GETA CLUE YOUR IN BALTIMORE WHICH IS THE LAMEST CITY IN THE COUNTRY WITH THE SAME PPL GOING TO THE SAME CLUBS EACH WEAK… Like I said Im on upperwest side of NYC. If the police are looking for me places send them to 219 w88th unit 1w, NY NY. :)

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    • Nah son – that be Alan Urban’s office yo. He designed it and shit. Drew that mufucker with a crayon when he was like 9 years old and shit. He staffs a crew of like 25 people in that place yo.

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    • Its a shared office at 401 E Pratt st, it is not his office he merly rents out the conference room and a cube in the location on a hourly basis, why you think he is in the lobby. He has no money the kid really is a pathetic loser who also ripped Marshall Jefferies out of money out at a shitty event he tried to do at a hood rat clue in pigtown. LOL. He has nothing and is nothing but trys to shit on everyone…. I wonder after awhile or not if the kid just realize to stop pointing the finger and take responsibility for his issues and GET PROFESSIONAL HELP!!!!!!! NO ONE LIKES YOU ANYWHERE…. COME TO NYC I DARE YOU AND WATCH HOW QUCIK YOU GET RAN OUT OF THIS CITY!!!!!!!!!

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      • But he designed that shit with a crayon yo! AT THE AGE OF SIX! a motherfucking crayon!!!

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  32. DISTRICT COURT FOR BALTIMORE CITY – CRIMINAL SYSTEM
    Case Number: 3B02001107Tracking No:091001111121
    Case Type: CRIMINAL
    District Code: 01Location Code:02
    Document Type: SUMMONSIssued Date:03/12/2009
    Case Status: WARRANTCase Disposition:FAILED TO APPEAR
    Defendant Information

    Defendant Name: MCDOWELL, SCOTT E. aka Elevated Scott
    Race: WHITE, CAUCASIAN, ASIATIC INDIAN, ARAB
    Sex: MHeight:508Weight:170DOB:07/23/1984
    Address: 629 SOUTH PART STREET
    City: BALTIMOREState:MDZip Code:21224 – 0000
    Charge and Disposition Information

    (Each Charge is listed separately. The disposition is listed below the Charge)
    Charge No: 001Description:THEFT: $500 PLUS VALUE
    Statute: Description:
    Amended Date: CJIS Code:3 0521MO/PLL:Probable Cause:X
    Incident Date From: 02/20/2009 To: 02/20/2009 Victim Age:
    Related Person Information

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    • lol hahahahahah I did not even live in baltimore in 09 but nice try alan. If i had warrants would I be able to fly and get pulled over and never arrested for 3 years lol. You seriously think Im the only scott mcdowell lol wow your a fucking tool.. my schedule of events is all over the internet if police wanted me Im very easy to locate. Nice try though :)
      I hear Gia Bella fam looking for you alan and thats not gonna be good for u :)

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  38. Believe it or not, I actually knew Alan Smith for a couple of years. He always seemed like a fairly nice kid. A little mixed up and misguided, but certainly not malicious. I am surprised by this story and disturbed by his behavior. Nevertheless, I think he is essentially harmless. I really doubt that anyone has been or will be taken in by his delusions of grandeur.

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  39. Before we carry out the witch hunt let’s remember something here… We all have the ability to wake up an make rational decisions during the course of the day. This person doesn’t have that ability. Before you all go with your pitchforks in the air looking to kill this kid remember, he does have a mental issue. Don’t buy tickets to his events that’s it. Case closed.

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  40. Alan is also banned from NYC no one wants anything to do with him, bc he is full of shit. He is a liar about everything even though its obvious, not only does he make up crazy lies, when it comes to money he bails last minute. No business deal ever happen, He fights with big time people/promoters is going crazy and angry for no reason. Its sad how unstable his is. Alan you need to seek help. You are scary, Bc you are crazy. The messages you write and online its clear to everyone how unstable you really are. Seek a therapist. If promoting is something you want to do you will need to get mental help first, and go from there. If everyone thinks you need help its not everyone its you. Enough with the lies.

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  41. The Law Office of Andrew. B Saller, P.C.
    200 E. Lexington Street
    Suite 1200
    Baltimore, MD 21202

    Law Office of Andrew B. Saller filed a court order against you, if this is not down in 30 days we will sue you and press criminal charges against you according to Maryland state laws. Reed Rothchild you are harassing my client via text cell phone and internet the local authorities will be contacting you.

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    • LOLLERCOASTER! Nice try Alan but please stop playing on the computer. You can make up fake attorney’s, cops, and keep offering me money but the post is NOT coming down. Email me this “court order” for everyone to see. Ill even post it up on the blog if you can back it up. DJREEDROTHCHILD@GMAIL.COM

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  42. I know Alan Smith (or Urban… whatever) personally! In fact, you could say were kinda related (cousin of cousin). Let me say this. He’s an even bigger douchebag in person than he seems online. I have no idea where he got this fake sense of entitlement. This guy gets into fights all the time. He even beats on his sister who is 5’3″ at most. What an asshole. Thank you to whoever posted this!!!

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  43. We should all be thankful for at least one thing Alan has done, cleaned up all that acne that has been on his face forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What a loser!

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    • It’s been up for a year, I don’t know what makes you think it’s coming down now. Are you also suggesting that I will be constipated? Good to see you’re doing well Alan. Say hi to your sister for me <3

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