2012 Celebrity Death Prediction Contest

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It’s that time of year again when we use the excitement of the Holidays along with optimism of the upcoming new year to channel it in picking the death of the worlds greatest and not so greatest celebrities. The H.O.R. Death list is in it’s third year and this time we’re not playing around by giving away a great grand prize. Just in case people get their panties in a bunch PLEASE NOTE: We don’t endorse any physical harm to these people or are threatening them in any way. We are just picking “Celebrities” to check out due to unforeseen circumstances. Shit happens, it’s part of life, get over yourself.

Now down to business. This year I’m upping the prize pack ante with help from our friends over at ONE LOVE MASSIVE who’s been a great a supporter of this evil blog from day ONE.  We are forever grateful.  Click the logo and “LIKE” their page to get updates from everything One Love Massive

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IN THE COMMENTS SECTION BELOW MAKE A LIST OF 5 CELEBS THAT YOU THINK ARE GOING TO KICK THE BUCKET IN 2012.  THEY CAN BE ACTORS, ATHLETES, EVEN TALENTLESS REALITY/INTERNET PERSONALITIES.  YOU GET ONE ENTRY PER IP ADDRESS.  ANY DUPLICATES WILL BE DISQUALIFIED. IN THE EVENT THERE IS A TIE, WE WILL GO IN THE ORDER LISTED IN COMPARISON.  IF YOU HAD CELEB “X” AT THE TOP AND SOMEONE ELSE HAD IT LISTED 4TH DOWN THEN YOU WOULD WIN ON A TIE BREAKER. ALL ENTRIES MUST BE MADE BY DECEMBER 30TH, NO EXCEPTIONS

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Making my pics this year I know I had to be confident as opposed to LAST YEARS PREDICTIONS where I was unsure of a few pics and it ended up costing me the title. I had Amy Winehouse last year but scratched her out at the last minute as the Grim Reaper had her first in his fantasy league.  This year is WIDE open.  Anyone who I had circled to put on here checked out early.  Joe Frazier and Steve Jobs would have been this list but didn’t they make it to 2012.  So for my five this year, I’m bringing back two celebs and adding three.  Here are the new ones.

BB King, the greatest blues singer of all time.

Wilfred Brimley, It’s hard to believe that he actually had an acting career before Liberty medical testing supplies. It’s going to be hard not to be stoned and not see those dia-beat-us commercials anymore.

KoKo B Ware, aww man this was a tough to put on the list but any 80′s wrestler turning 55 might as well be turning 105. One of my favorite WWF wrestlers back in the day. This is one I hope I get wrong.

Returning this year…

Penny Marshall. I had a great feeling about this one next year and feel that I was just of by a couple months. A solid pick that should bring back huge returns this year. Now to the man who won’t quit…

Jerry Lewis. Lets face it, I’m just too proud to let this pick go. At this point, I don’t think he’ll ever die. You can’t even gauge him based on appearance. One picture he’s fat, other pictures he looks as pale as a ghost. I’m very easily setting myself back by losing a pick every year just to get this one right but we must stay the course. He kind of looks like an even more bloated William Shatner in that photo.

So there are my 5.  Lets not forget my honorable mentions that I left out but will probably drop dead this year – Courtney Love, Biv from Bel Biv Devoe, and Justin Bieber.

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41 thoughts on “2012 Celebrity Death Prediction Contest”

  3. 1) Michael Lohan- Hes been in the news recently for doing stupid stuff that almost kills him. I think 2012 will be his year to shine.
    2) Lindsey Lohan- Im not hating, shes hot! But too much coke will cause her heart attack, or maybe touching a dead body……
    3) DMX- If he doesnt make a come back, or it fails, hes gonna go right back to the glass dick
    4) Christopher Walkin- Hes getting old, and just getting older
    5) Casey Anthony- There not gonna let her live too long into 2012, Ive decided.

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  4. 1. Joe Paterno — Without football, he’s going to go downhill quickly
    2. Jerry Sandusky — He won’t last a week in prison
    3. David Hasselhoff — Either by drinking himself to death or being accidentally trampled by a mob of German fans
    4. Cloris Leachman — Lady’s old!!!
    5. Sean Connery — Buck Futter!!!

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  6. 1. Jackie “Joke Man” Martling
    2. Artie Lange
    3. John Madden
    4. Rodney King
    5. And for the sleeper pick: Sydney Crosby.

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  7. i really wish i picked Mike Lohan but here’s my go at it…
    1) Zsa Zsa Gahor…don’t cry for her my darlings. she’s lived a full life.
    2) Danielle Staub…Real Housewives of NJ…self-induced fatal panic attack turned car accident.
    3) Kat Stacks…and it’ll be a snuff film.
    4) Fat Joe…he’s a big dude. juss sayin, big dudes don’t live all that long.
    5) Scott Disick…and everyone will jump up and down and share candy.
    boom.

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  11. Ray Bradbury (Author)

    Ernest Borgnine

    Margeret Thatcher

    Vidal Sassoon

    DORIS DAY!!!!! (my ace in the hole!!!)

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  16. 1. Joe Paterno
    2. Betty white
    3. Charlie Sheen
    4. Hugh Hefner
    5. Dick Cheney

    I think I got this…

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  19. Ok. I need that Bacon.

    5. Andy Dick
    4. Queen Elizabeth
    3. Betty White
    2. Stan Lee (I’m gonna be so upset at that one)
    1. Zsa Zsa Gabor

    Bonus (Can I have these too?)

    4. Nancy Reagan
    3. Yogi Berra
    2. Muhammad Ali
    1. Cicely Tyson

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  20. 1. Etta James
    2. Muhammed Ali
    3. Bill Marriott
    4. Jim Brown (NFL HOFer)
    5. Nelson Mandela

    Extra credit: Abe Vigoda, Kurtis Blow

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  21. 1. Zsa Zsa Gabor
    2. Billy Graham (going to Hell for this pick)
    3. Professor Irwin Corey
    4. Jerry Lewis
    5. Lindsey Lohan

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  26. 1. John Carpenter
    2. “Rowdy” Roddy Piper
    3. Keith David
    4. Peter Jason
    5. Meg Foster
    …to prove that they don’t live

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  30. - BIll Gates (i dont think he has a terminal disease but since Jobs died this year….)
    - Mo’Nique (not hating on big girls- but she’s biiig)
    - Russell Brand (over dose from getting divorced from KP)
    -Steven Tyler (LOVE the guy buts he’s getting kinda old… no?)
    - one or ALL of the karKrapians just cuz i want them to STHU (they’d prob kill off the old guy- Jenner- for the dough)

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  34. 1. Jerry Lewis
    2. Roger Ebert
    3. Bob Dylan (dies on stage)
    4. George Michael
    5. Jake The Snake Roberts

    Wild Card (Man): Eddie Van Halen
    Wild Card (Woman): Missy Elliot

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