Reeds Lucky 7: A tribute to the “Mexican Sharpie” PART 2!

 I think this sequel is long overdue considering part one was one of the most successful post in HOR history.  The time has finally come to raise the bar on what we have called “The Mexican Sharpie” eyebrow.  This time we are going to cross racial barrier lines looking for the worst eyebrows we could find on the internet and the ladies did not disappoint. With that said, lets get right into it!

7. This is a pretty common photo going around the internet but it made the cut because of the straight, basic line form.  Other than her being a convict, she would probably be pretty cool to hang out with because you could never tell if she was upset or not by her eyebrows.  Just straight chill 24/7. Ill keep it 100 with you, she looks like a mean mother fucker though.

6.

Switching the style up a bit we go with a more juggalo looking girl who is displaying a textbook bike handle bar lineup which goes high enough that it’s basically on the broads forehead.  Just like the juggalo’s, once your on, you’re family, Whew WHEEW!

5.RIP JUNIOR SEAU

4. 

“Hand me the pencil thin sharpie” she says before heading down to the Borough Park of New York.  As if she doesn’t have enough going on up there, she gets bonus points for hookin up the lips.

3. I know already this one is going to get my inbox blown up with hate mail but fuck it, I couldn’t resist.  I can see the emails now…. “You must really have a lot of time on your hands to do stuff like this” <— YES!  I do!  In fact, I even took the time to sharpie eyebrow up Jabba just to keep it real.  DJREEDROTHCHILD@GMAIL.COM

2.  I don’t know what the race or gender of this is but I do know I’m going to lose sleep and maybe get a weird boner if I keep starring at it.  This is like an Alice Cooper meets Divine Savor.  I put her at number two because her face and makeup remind me of one of those airbrush T-shirts you used to buy on the boardwalk at Ocean City so, I wanted to keep it kind of local.

AND NOW FOR NUMBER 1!

Anthony Fuckin Davis Yo.  Technically he shouldn’t even be on this list because he doesn’t use a sharpie but I felt it was necessary as public service announcement to shed light on this bama’s eyebrows. Since I have the floor in a pro-eyebrow forum, I’m sabotaging the final spot to make sure the world knows about Anthony Davis’s eyebrows. Now if he was just some regular dude, I wouldn’t say anything but this guy was an All-American top high school basketball player then went on to win a National Championship with Kentucky and STILL NOBODY told this dude to shape up that bluebird he got soaring on his forehead. This dude looks like an athletic Eli Porter.  Come on B, just hit the middle up once, just once.  Now you’re in the NBA so I gotta see that shit for possibly the next 5-10 years?  You were the number one pick so I know you got cake so how the FUCK do you explain this?

Look at this shark toothed bastard.  I’ve seen Bulldogs with with better teeth lining. Please tell me you’re gettin this shit fixed, Anthony PLEASE.  Anyway, it’s got to the point that I’m not even talking about eyebrows anymore.  So that’s my latest and greatest Top 7 in the infamous Reed’s Lucky 7 series. In case you missed part one, you can see it below.

Reeds Lucky 7: A tribute to the Mexican Sharpie

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One thought on “Reeds Lucky 7: A tribute to the “Mexican Sharpie” PART 2!

  1. great list. awesome choice on predator teeth for first pick, that was exactly where i expected that not to go.

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