After taking beating two weeks ago, I calmly eased my way back in and now I’m ready to go the fuck off this weekend. last week I went a perfect 2-0 in NFL action which puts me at 17-7 on the year. This is a make or break weekend record wise because I’m bringing you TWELVE picks! Not only am I throwing you 12 winners, but I’m so confident in these that I’m putting them ALL ON THE SAME TICKET! That’s right, I’m going IN and doing a twelve team Money line pick parlay. $200 will bring me back $10,000! Well, just a hair under 10k but you don’t want to win 10k because then you have to fill out a tax form and tax forms fucking blow. Lets check the picks.
Starting off with college action, I’m going Ohio State to take care of their homecoming game against Nebraska. Clemson and Michigan St are no brainers but I’m going UPSET city with Northwestern over Penn State. I don’t know what the book was thinking and I usually stay away from upsets but I’m all over this one. Northwestern wins easy against the fighting Sandusky’s.
Wisconsin and Notre Dame will take care of business at home and I’m going for a Jim Mora coached, high tempo UCLA team to go into a struggling Cal and beat them in their own place for the first time since 1998. Boom! I hate to take the Fudge packers but thats too easy of a pick right there.
The New York football Giants are pissed off that they couldn’t beat Dog the bounty beater and his Walrus coach so look for them to take it out on the doomed for life Browns. Chicago will have no problem taking care of Jacksonville unless the humidity makes Jay Cutlers eyeliner run into his eyes and makes bad decisions but I don’t see that happening. 49ers over the Bills is probably the easiest pick for the weekend. If they go into San Fran and beat the Niners than that’s cool, it won’t hurt for me to walk away from betting and sorts in general because that would be a fucking miracle and I should probably start going to church on Sundays. Take Baltimore, I was watching parts of the Chargers Chiefs game with my right hand man Striker, and they are fucking awful. Ravens all day.
Whoop there it is. So if you see me quiet on all the social network fronts, fear not, I’m in front of the TV chewing my nails and yelling questionable slanderous things at the screen. If you want to get in on this action, check out our official HOR sports book at Oddsmaker.com
