Every once in a while a youtube video is discovered that is SO BAD you want to flag it in hopes that a “THIS SHIT SUCKS” tab will be available. The best disasters to come across are the ones that are extremely bad but don’t have a lot of views yet (only 1700). That’s what the HOR is all about, finding diamond turds in a swamp of mediocrity. This video was posted on my wall late last night and when I heard it, I immediately tried to induce vomiting but was unsuccessful in fact, I sharted. That was the sign from above that this needed to be blogged right away. The singers name is Gnesa Agnes from New York who can belt out the kind of vocal that only a wounded giraffe can. A wounded giraffe shot by a crossbow while drinking water. Now if you think this throw away Kardashian’s voice is bad, wait til you see the video. The close up with the shotty make up already will put you in a state of panic while she then goes into the same hip moving dance that you do when you’re 30 deep in a Port-o-pottie line. It’s produced so bad that I can’t even hear or make out what she’s singing about. Alright, I don’t want to be too harsh on her but once you sit through the horror I had to endure you’ll understand my pain. Without further adieu, Here is Gnesa Agnes with an atrocity against humanity called “Wilder”
Eat your fucking heart out Rebecca Black. Shout out to Conformidi Notilus for showing me this or should I say fuck you? Don’t know but thanks.
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