We seem to have stumbled onto something after launching our first CORNY DJ PROMO SHOOT post back in October. Since then, I’ve received hundreds of pics from readers who have come across DJ’s cringeworthy promotional pics. As the pictures kept coming in, I noticed a trend with a lot of female “DJ’s” in their photos. Most of them were either half naked, doing strange poses, or doing things that have nothing to do about being a DJ but involving DJ equipment. This prompted further research about female DJ’s around the world and in particular ones who label themselves as being a “Sexy DJ” or “Skin” DJ who market their physical appearance as opposed to skill set.
The more I looked into these skin DJ’s the more I was blown away about how bad and corny they are. At first it was enraging going through all the pics and promotional videos of girls standing around in a booth making sure they looked good before sounding good. The bad news is that as long as promoters keep booking them, they’ll still have a gig. The silver lining in that is they only really play at upscale, douchey bottle service clubs where shallow, plastic face people go to overpay for drinks and listen to terrible music anyway. The day they start to get booked to play major EDM festivals is when you break the glass and pull the alarm. Now before we unveil our pics, vids, and DJ’s I just want to throw out that there are a lot of amazing female DJ’s out there who MURDER IT on the tables and are booked based off strong production, top tier DJ sets, and most importantly just being themselves. Not a two channel stripper with headphones. So in no means is this post a blanket statement to all female DJ’s because most of them are out their killing it, this looks at the ones who are ruining it for everyone.
Corny Promo Pic Criteria: Usually involves people standing anywhere but in a DJ booth trying to look “epic” and usually holding at least 1 piece of Dj equipment which most of the time is a CDJ, Serato Record, or headphones. The best part about these pics is that there never plugged into anything nor are said Serato records on a turntable. Just out in the city or the woods holding DJ equipment.
These photos, videos, and DJ’s are the best of the worst that we found through the bowels of the internet and what you the readers sent in. If you have any you would like to share, please post them on the HEAD OF ROTHCHILD FB PAGE
Here is where things begin to get a little weird. A lot of our image searches for “Female DJ’s” would lead us to Shutterstock, a site that sells stock photos and videos of people doing random stuff. When you type in “Female DJ” these stock videos come up. Basically, this is their general consensus of what a “Female DJ” does.
It gets weirder
“WORLDS SEXIEST DJ” JUICY M As we ventured further into the abyss of female skin DJ’s, we came across this laugher who goes by DJ Juicy M. She bills herself as the “The worlds sexiest DJ”. When she’s not buying likes on her Facebook page, (lives in Ukraine, most fans in Mexico, C’mon son!) she is trying to get people to take her serious as a DJ. She attempted to put out a promo video of her cutting and beat juggling but as you can see by the timing but most importantly, looking at the channel outputs on the mixer clearly, it is a pre-recorded mix. Thanks for playing though, at least check out 1:50 – 2:30, straight clown shoes.
To this point things have gone from funny, to strange, to douchey, and now it’s going to get really fuckin weird. A HOR reader from the Netherlands sent me a link to a page where this female DJ starts a photo shoot then things get freaky. I couldn’t understand the language on the site but it’s a photo shoot with this this chick who goes by DJ Sabrina. The first photo is a typical one of her wearing headphones, no big deal. But after that she’s outside on a farm somewhere gettin fresh with animals. The fuck did I miss? Here is the photo sequence. Where the hell am I? Have the weirdest boner right now. After seeing that I waived the white flag because my attention deficit internet journey had taken me so far off the beaten path, I never want to see a female “skin” DJ again. Damn you internet! Just went to look for a couple of photos and look where I ended up. However, this adventure did teach me a lot. I learned not to get upset over these ratchet, half naked DJ’s that still get booked because there will always be douchebags somewhere in Your City USA that will book them. If these girls are going to try and get by on their look then they’ve already limited their shelf life because nobody is trying to see a 35 year old female in a Budweiser bikini train wrecking DeadMau5 Harlem Shake Mash Ups, fuck outta here, B. I need to shower to get this article off of me.