I know this might come as a surprise to some of you but, a white southern women was caught making a few racial slurs. What makes it even harder to digest is that it came from Paula Deen, a celebrity chef who’s claim to fame is putting butter on all her food. Not mad at that however, when she got canned from the Food Network last week it started an angry apocalypse of white Americans over 50. For a more in depth article on the Paula Deen situation, CLICK HERE. For now, Enter the Paula Deen fans……. You know how the rest of the world views Americans now as loud mouth, overweight, entitled, god loving cunts? Well, it’s mainly because of the demographic you’re about to meet. After reading through all the hate posts on the Food Networks wall and people defending what she said on Paula Deen’s wall, we were mind fucked of how out of touch these people are. #Merica
THE AGENT: A HOR reader came to us after starting two fake parody accounts on Facebook, one of Paula Deen and another of a fake F00D NETWORK to go back and forth with the angry mob online. Needless to say it worked like a charm. We wanted to give a shout out to this person but in a wise decision asked not have their real name mentioned. This was completely voluntary and not sanctioned or thought of by HOR but we sure as hell found it funny enough to post.
“PAULA DEEN” – Here are screen shot of some responses, replies and messages MESSAGES – the “Paula” account got some fan mail and hate mail. The Grand Finale. THE F00D NETWORK ACCOUNT - This account was the Jimmie Rustler 5000 with the TK421 modification. Angry, mostly hungry Americans posting on the Food Networks wall defending Paula with the “because we’ve all said Nigger before” mindset. Two Things I really don’t get about this next one. #1 Why the fuck does an Anti Obama Kitty exist on Facebook? #2 How the fuck does it have almost 4k likes? What am I doing wrong with my marketing Anti Obama Kitty? HELP me out! THE SHOW PITCH LADY…….. There was this one lady who after F00D NETWORK commented on her post, she would not stop sending the parody F00D Network page inbox about her pitching a cooking show since Paula Deen is now on the out. Since this isn’t a real account, the opportunity was there to try and get nudes from her #KenDinnersStyle. Here is the message conversation. There you have it, White America over 50. A land where it’s ok to drop N-bombs just as long as you have a great Southern style, butter heavy chicken parm recipe to back it up.