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Cooking with Reed: The Steako

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20130115-100429.jpgHad an idea the other day to combine the three the things that are most important in my life, bacon, steak, and tacos. I felt it was time to upgrade the modern day taco by adding weight and adding protein. In the process I created the Reed Rothchild Super Taco that I call “The Steakco”

The giant steak pictured below is going to be our “soft” taco shell. Since it was so big, I feared that it would tear apart while cooking or even worse, while eating. To ensure that the steak stays together, I kept it together by weaving bacon through it by cutting tine slices in it and weaving the bacon through. This holds it together and gives you a bacon treat while eating it. It’s also good while cooking it because the while the bacon cooks in the oven, the grease will drip down letting the steak cook in bacon grease.

20130115-100354.jpgThe ingredients you need a very simple. Same things you need as your cooking a regular taco

- 1 large steak
- Ground Beef
- Bacon (thick cut)
- Taco seasoning
- Chili powder
- Garlic seasoning
- Shredded Mexican 4 cheese
- Sour Cream
- Salsa

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Put in 1 table spoon of chili powder and dump the entire packet of seasoning on to the ground beef. Chop up a couple strips of bacon then put it in the pan to let cook for a few minutes before putting the ground beef in. chop and stir until the beef is crumbled.

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I put the steak in for 40 minutes at 350 degrees.

20130115-100736.jpgLet the steak sit for a few minutes. after it sits, cut a stick of butter and melt it in the microwave for 30 seconds then paint brush on the steak.

20130115-102846.jpgLather up the sour cream.

20130115-100755.jpgWhere’s the beef?  Boom!

20130115-100807.jpgadd multiple handfuls of cheese. Mo cheddar, the better!

20130115-100819.jpgSalsa time!

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The final product

20130115-100858.jpgI bet you think I tackled this beast in 10 minutes. Well, I ate about a quarter of it and my body shut itself down.  There I was sitting there in my living room laid out as if someone broke into my house and shot me.  Missed the entire first half of the Ravens/Broncos playoff game.  It taste amazing though!

Have any food ideas you want me to try out?  Send your best to the Head of Rothchild FB page.

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Moombacon Massive Recap & Photos

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Yup, that picture above basically sums up another successful Moombacon Massive.  I just want to thank everyone who came out, ate, drank, and danced their ass off til 3am with us.  It really means a lot to see everyone come together from the dedicated HOR heads to the people who came just to check it out.  So much work goes into doing these so to have it pop off like it did was totally worth it and looking forward to doing it next year.  Shoutout to all the DJ’s: Denman, Racecarbed, Phetish, Plymouth Prowler Boys, Say Wut, Dirty South Joe, Mc Shawn Lucas, and the great Scottie B.  Thanks to Stoopgirl over at Cool Breezy/HOR and the Ribs Boss, 814ofCourse.  Now that the Thanks you’s are done, lets look at some of the photo’s.  These are just a few that Seannie took.  You can see the rest here.

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Moombacon Massive Week! DJ Set times

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Always get a little more excited and a little more hungry leading up Moombacon Sunday.  For those who still need more event info, You can find it here. Just a heads up that Rock and Roll Hotel is having a nearly sold out show downstairs starting at 7 so we are expected to hit capacity even earlier than we did last year which was around 11:15.  Of course you know what the reward is for heads who come out early.  MOOMBACON STARTS AT 9PM. Here are the *set times.

9:00 – 9:35 – Denman
9:35 – 10:10 – Racecarbed
10:10 – 10:45 – Phetish
10:45 – 11:30 – Plymouth Prowler Boys
11:30 – 12:20 – Say Wut
12:20 – 1:15 – Dirty South Joe
1:15 – 2:10 – Scottie B
2:10 – Close – RR

*Set times are subject to change.  Any set time changes will be posted on the FB event wall.  See you there Horriors!

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Cooking with Reed: The Wrathchild

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  I got this idea the other day to make a pulled pork BBQ sandwich and using grilled cheese as the buns.  Knowing this concept has been used before at other burger spots,  I decided to up the ante by wrapping the grilled cheese sandwiches in bacon.  When you go to eat barbecue on a empty stomach, you want to eat everything on the menu.  My vision is to get the experience like I’m a pig eating out of a troth.  But instead of eating slops like pigs do, I’m actually eating delicious pig. This sandwich, when being held with two hands, is the closest you can get to eating out of a troth.  Probably shouldn’t be sharing my dreams out loud like this….. Using the above items, I was able to construct this beast I call the “Wrathchild”





Put in the oven for 30 minutes and set to 425 degrees

 The Aftermath:  It doesn’t take a doctor to know I got a pretty bad case of the itis.  After laying down hoping not to explode, I passed out for 3 hours.  I then spent the next 11 hours sweating and making promises to higher powers (and lower) that I probably couldn’t keep in hopes of letting this sandwich pass through in peace.  That is why its is called…. THE WRATHCHILD!

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Reed Rothchild Bacon and Exercise Diet

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A lot of people, well ok some people, alright you win, no one has asked me (YET) about how I stay in peak physical condition 365 days out of the year. However, I can assure you after this post you will be kicking yourself that you didn’t ask me sooner. I was in the lab A.K.A. kitchen about to get my get it on with a beautiful thick cut hickory smoked bacon orgy fest. Now the stereotype is that bacon is terrible for you. That rederick comes from the same people who told you Lucky Strikes are hazardous to your pregnancy. These people probably graduated from Cal, drink PBR, and ramble on and on how MGMT sold out to their fans. Some people may refer to them as doctors in the mainstream but people who know the business already know the real term is HATERS. So to make them happy, I formed Voltron by combing diet, exercise, and B. I give you PROCON!

The planned love child of Protein and bacon.   You get all the protein, vitamins, calcium, and added energy from a diet protein shake combined with the daily America loving, terrorist killing, football spiking BACON. Look how sexy the first strip is with its end up in the air. Like a high school sweetheart on prom night, pre-restraining order. So how do you make such greatness? Cook one side of bacon, when you flip it over then pour the powder on to the bacon. I used two scoop per strip. They should look something like this.

I can just feel some of you haters out there mumbling under your breath at the monitor “Reed your such a dumbass you have to exercise in order for that to work” HA! step aside, I’m one step ahead of you. I have a gym in my house. Yeah, it actually came with the house. That’s how I fuckin roll. Still don’t believe me? BOOM here are some pictures of my home gym.

It’s a little quiet over there. Look at that, I call it the gauntlet.  7 steps of hell and just when you think your done, 7 more! I’ve seen grown men break down half way through.  I wouldn’t wish it on anybody.

So there you go.  The lean shake I got at GNC for only $30.  After 6 weeks I have lost 0.3 pounds.  Probably 0.4 if I take my underwear off

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The Return of Moombacon Massive

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January 15th, The Superbowl has come early this year. The Moombacon Massive was one of the funnest times I had last year sending Summer off properly with a grease orgy of swine and dancing.  There was not one single fatality reported which is a success for an H.O.R. party.  This time we’re doing the winter edition so we can use the FREE BACON, FREE FRIED CHICKEN, AND FREE RIBS as a tool to fatten us up for the cold 2 months ahead.  Kind of like how a Walrus does before swimming down to Antarctica.

The last Moombacon Massive

Glad to have our DC partners in Swine to jump aboard and help up us with the event that being  One Love Massive and Ove3kill Entertainment. Please support our friends who make DC Douche Free.  So to get you out of the house and into Rock & Roll Hotel we decided to up the ante.  This time instead of 20 pounds of bacon, we are going with 30 POUNDS of BACON.  We are also having a combination fried chicken from the Red Rooster and a special V.I.P. section (Very Important Popeyes) that we will be giving away leading up to the Massive. Our fam DJ 814ofCourse is going to be laying down his secret ribs recipe that destroyed it last time.  Seriously, those joints lasted about 30 mins until they were gone. But of course, FREE CONDOMS, if you’re into using those….  Now that the food tables are set, lets check out what we got on the turntables.

UNCLE JESSE (Baltimore)

TAEK1 (Las Vegas, HEAD OF ROTHCHILD)

SMUDGE (MO Fuckin County, HEAD OF ROTHCHILD)

DENMAN (DC, HEAD OF ROTHCHILD)

DJ JD (DUBCO)

JOHN BOWEN (VIDEO KILLERS)
http://www.empresariosmusic.com

And that prick Rothchild.

We are going to Crazy with MM next week but PLEASE Mark Your calendars for Sunday January 15th.  That MLK weekend so we got off that Monday and Nobody has anything to do MLK Monday except digest and sleep off hangovers.

The Facebook event page is HERE 

For any further questions or press inquiries, please contact DJREEDROTHCHILD@GMAIL.COM

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For Your Listening Pleasures…Head of Rothchild Presents: DJ Smudge – smoothdiscobacon

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Imagine walking into your crib and seeing Reed Rothchild just lampin’ in the laziest of La-Z-Boys, fre$h bloody mary in one hand and crispy bacon in another, all while nodding approvingly to the beat of these fine tunes.  I mean, this is what I see when I listen to our own DJ Smudge‘s latest mix, smoothdiscobacon.  An hour compilation of the smoothest nu disco, house, and funk tracks he could get his hands on, DJ Smudge totally came correct with this one.  It’s as smoov as my pickup lines after a few vodka dranks and as fre$h as Smudge’s own beard.  Seriously.

Here’s what Smudge himself had to say about the creation of smoothdiscobacon:

“I wanted to make a mix of some of my fav tracks of the 2nd half of 2011, but didnt want a mix relying on “exclusives and remixes” to get over. Instead my idea was to make a mix showcasing original works by talented producers who are taking the dance music scene to the next level aka K.I.S.S. I also slipped in a couple old funk favs, and a few remixes did get in because they are just undeniable! HA. The vibe is kinda all over, light & carefree to dirty and in your face. Kinda echos my own personality. Made exclusive for the world famous Head of Rothchild blog, obvs the bacon part is an homage to THE HEAD of the head. Snap into it brother, ITS BACON!!! ” —smoothdiscobacon

ENJOY!

Tracklist:
Bacon Intro
Curb My Heart (radio edit) — Tiger & Woods
Feel My Love —  (Rayko edit)
Big Boys Dont Cry — Aeroplane
All This — Nile Delta
Soul On Fire — Del Richardson
It Goes On — Storm Queen
Suck It — Richy Ahmed
Perpetrating — Wildkats
Inspector Norse — Todd Terje
Michaels Hotel — Jamie Jones
The Sound of Violence — Cassius (Aeroplane RMX)
Something Special — Miguel Campbell
How Deep Is Your Love — The Rapture (Dimitri From Paris RMX)
Games — Infinity Ink

DOWNLOAD HERE!

@stoopgirl

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Next Level Porkin’

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Mother of God. It’s a wonderful time to be alive! We put a man on the moon. The fucking MOON. Did you think we wouldn’t find a way to make our gentials taste like bacon? For shame.

Looks like Christmas just came prematurely at Rothchild manor this year. You can purchase you own little sizzling slice of heaven as the perfect stocking stuffer, right here!

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Moombacon Massive

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Exciting news!  Nobody died!  But I heard super high cholesterol and clogged arteries are silent killers and something you won’t discover until it’s way too late and you’re lying on a cold hospital stretcher surrounded by strange doctors who have no idea what to do with your fat, dying heart.  With that being said, it wouldn’t be Reed Rothchild’s Birthday Celebration if it didn’t include twenty-two pounds of bacon, sixty pieces of assorted fried chicken parts, and racks on racks on raaacks…of ribs.  I made it out of Moombacon Massive alive with great news:  bacon, fried chicken, and ribs all taste better when they are consumed in the club.  Just as I thought.  Thank the Holy Rothchild.

Made from 100% Douchebag Tears

Just in case any of us were concerned with a healthy heart, which I doubt any of us were because our brains were sloshing around our skulls in a pool of PBR and Ed Hardy Champagne, we were able to work off a lot of those calories on the dance floor.  Lucky for us, Reed Rothchild compiled a super official line-up of some of his dopest DJ friends to keep everything rage-tastic.

DC!!!

Once everyone was well-fed and on their way to optimal intoxication, DC’s Denman (Destination), Baltimore’s Uncle Jesse (Crossfaded Bacon) and James Nasty (Physical Education) built up the night to its pinnacle with some of their finest dubstep, moombahton, and Baltimore club tunes.  Then Baltimore’s King Tutt and Scottie B (Unruly Records), Keenan & Smudge (R&R), and Reed Rothchild himself straight killed the latter part of the evening with MOAR BANGERS.

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Hopefully we’re all still alive next year to celebrate Reed Rothchild’s born-day with more gr33zy, fried foods.  But until then, keep your eyes on Head of Rothchild for more details about our forthcoming Internet Takeover.
More Photos from MOOMBACON MASSIVE ARE HERE

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