A natural beauty who is comfortable in her own skin can catch my attention from across the room. Someone who doesn’t cake on 3 pounds of make up, sharpie eyebrows, two pound eyelashes, A Chernobyl radiation level of tanning, bleached hair, and some of the worst lipstick combination’s ive ever seen. Fact of the matter is that it’s guys fault just as much as it is the females who go out like this. Men have been falling for this illusion for decades. Also, Men will try to follow the entire fake culture thinking they will fit in. Im looking at you Ed Hardy, Affliction, Armani Exchange, and any god damn thing with skulls and/or Rhinestones on it. This has created a marketable made up culture that gives the impression that people are rich and beautiful looking when the reality is that most of these people barely make 40k a year and are to insecure in their own skin to even hold a relationship. Most have no personality because they think looks will get them somewhere. Getting older and wiser in life, Ive come to greatly appreciate a woman’s personality far more than looks. I went out with a model in Las Vegas and couldn’t stomach a conversation that lasted longer than five minutes. She always claimed that everyone is out there hating on her plus she kept using the word “swagger” She was definitely a 10 who’s been in music videos, magazines, and calendars but at the end of the day that doesn’t mean shit. Some women are able to hustle their way to a comfortable living leaching off stupid, desperate, horny guys but the reality is that most women get used up and once they hit 30 it goes down hill fast. Here is a collection of the most busted women ive ever come across via the internet who are trying just a little too hard 
#7 Fire Marshall Jill
Awful hair and way too much tanning gives me the impression that she stood way to close to the propane grill before lighting. Duck Lips are always a FAIL
#6 Botox Barbie
Her face has seen more needles than Courtney Loves arm. So much gone wrong, the first thing she should have got done was to even level her nostrils. Someone inflated her lips too much that it made her eyes uneven. Duck Lips are always a FAIL.
#5 Lupe eye Fiasco
Notice a trend here? All self photos above the waist. This one is way to insecure to have a whole body shot, however awful lipstick combination’s + lazy eye are clear for take off. Duck lips are always a FAIL.
#4 Duck Tales
I don’t know where to start. The bad tan along with bad foundation makes her look like one of Jim Henson’s Muppet’s. Eyelashes aren’t a good look but Duck Lips are always a FAIL.
#3 Blond Snooki A.K.A. Greg "The Hammer" Valentine
This load is the worst. She friend requested me years ago when she was living in Buffalo. She moved to Las Vegas and has become a total Bottle Rat. She was recently put on blast on TheDirty.com. She thinks she runs Las Vegas but is the punchline to every joke.
#2 Lips McGee
Lips and horrible lipstick was a huge mistake. The over tanning makes her look like a weather beaten barn. Duck lips are always a FAIL.
#1 um.......
I have no words. I just feel bad for the dude who got stuck in the picture with it.
Obviously I don’t have leg to stand if anyone has seen my ugly mug in person. People who may get pissed off or offended should know that its all in good fun and can kindly piss off. Then again you dont see me taking pictures in a mirror making stupid Ducklips……….
I knew that one would come back to haunt me
Shout out to Nik Richie and the Dirty.
