One of the most cringe worthy in H.O.R. history. If you can remember Yung Dex , he sounds like he’s saying “Young Dicks”. He recently cursed youtube with several new videos. Other than having you try to shake the douche chills off, he has a lot of “What the FUCK are you talking about rhymes” I look forward to slow dripping these videos and covering the H.O.R. with fresh Yung Dex. Here is a video called “The Sprite Can Man” Enjoy!
Strap in kids
A lot of people keep asking me if im still doing the Shitty Myspace Rappers considering Myspace is a complete ghost town. Of course im still doing it. The oil well will never dry up in our lifetime. The internet foot print of mediocrity has already been stomped. Although most of the artist have jumped ship, their god awful Myspace music pages are still there waiting for us. Recently I have been getting a lot of people randomly hitting me up on twitter to check out their music. I think I see a future trend. “Microphone Twit Shit”.
What better way to bring back Shitty Myspace rappers with Yung Dex. Get ready for original content because his self appointed nick name is “Cash Money” and After you read his bio, you’ll know that destiny is on his side and haterz should start back peddling.
I should wear a cape because im feeling so super wit this rap game. I remember one nite my cousin Corey from lousianna came down to visit me this waz when I waz 17. I use to flow on a cheap ass mic from radio shack but that nite we smoked some fire green. An I waz sittin on my bed playing the xbox an I just started flowing for him. Talkin shit jus ripping an he was shocked but that nite he said dex you need to go for this music. He told me I could make it an every since then I will never stop!! I feel like im on my high horse I got a nike shoe box full of lyrics waiting on a record deal.
Priceless. Yung Dex is blowin up.
One of the best parts about hearing him rap and/or freestyle is that when he says his name it sounds like he’s saying “YOUNG DICKS”. He really gets into it to. “Young dicks all day, this your boy young dicks” He uses the standard free instrumental beats because he didnt take out the drops. Of course he raps through an autotune mic out of key which will make the blood come out of your ears a little thicker than usual. Lets take a listen his first single, Ice Cold Swag. Sit back and get ready for an Ice cold Yung Dick… I mean Dex, I mean swag, I mean…..
Yung Dex Ice Cold Swag by Head of Rothchild
Oh no, you ready for another? Pull!
Yung Dex Stinks!! by Head of Rothchild
I bet your thinking since I haven’t done a shitty Myspace rapper in a while that im going to let you off the hook with just 2 God awful, hang yourself from the ceiling fan tracks right? Oh no, Little Dick, I mean Yung Dic….DEX has a youtube account. You know what happens when our rappers have youtube accounts. Put on your douche chill hats and get ready to cringe.
YEAH THEY WANT YOUR BOY DICKS!?
It comes in 2′s people!
Holy Douche chill, what the blue fuck is he talking about? Also for something labeled “freestyle” he sure is reading those cue cards pretty thoroughly. If you look at his nose he kinda reminds you of Wharf from Star Trek
I got an email this week from P Digga this week who discovered himself on the blog a couple weeks ago. Usually when I get correspondence from a rapper, I can expect to be cursed out and told how im a bitch, I better watch my back because their coming to DC to kill me, or their going to make a diss track about me blah blah Etc. This is what he said……
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“you dissed me on your previous post on head of rothchild lablling me crappy myspace rapper thats cold bro..watch an upgrade, i got a brand single “im freshy” off my upcomming mixtape called “African Flavour” take a quick review of that song and let me see wat u think..http://www.myspace.com/tansionpdigga”
At first I couldn’t wait to go at it again but then I stopped and thought to myself that although it’s common knowledge that I’m an asshole, I’m also fair. This is the first rapper to come back at me and say that they have worked harder to improve their craft. Unlike Ziplok, Atrophy, D. Howard, AA Rash, and the long list of others to rappers who piss and moan once they get called out. Although the track isn’t my cup of tea, I’m not going to trash him. Im going to leave the verdict up to you. Good, Bad, or god awful, let him know what you think in the comments section.
TANSION P DIGGA- Im Fresher by Head of Rothchild
He also sent me this email the other day.
i believe your previous post is a blessing cuz its makes me work so hard on every new material that i will be puting out now..STAY BLESS
At first I didn’t think P Digga had a shot but fuck it. If Rapper BANGS is getting commercial deals and selling records then why not Digga?
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The queen of Shitty Myspace rappers has returned with a new youtube video. Its almost been a year since she’s done anything music related. Im kind of upset because after my first VANILLA TC POST, I thought we made another rapper retire but it looks like that’s not the case. Even after people from her hometown in Tennessee came out to put her on blast. One talent that she has kept is the ability to make youtube video so cringe worthy and so douche chilling that I can’t even look at the computer screen. Whoever is giving her extra cafeteria tickets up at NYU, please tell her to stop rapping 
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Ring the Alarm!!!!!!!
Sound Effects – Air raid (tornado) sirens by Sagolie
Proceed with caution because our Shitty Myspace rapper from Miami has extremely high levels of douche that may be hazardous to your health. His name is Yoyi and as you can tell by his photo shop tattoos along with myspace bathroom camera pics that he is starving for attention. Also, he is very lonely and it’s highly likely he cries himself to sleep. His wardrobe consits of Von Dutch jeans, Ed Hardy hats, and yes a F.B.I. Female Body Inspector t-shirt.
Ouch! He has so many cringe inducing photos that I made a Douchebag Montage dedicated to Yoyi. What other pictures do you think he has? Maybe a dog, perhaps a family member? How about a girlfriend? Fuck that! he has photos of the Pussy Magnet, his Nissan.
One of the best parts of his myspace is the headline which reads “If you wanna be in a music video, let me know!!!” Strange considering he’s never made a video nor have a youtube account. Im guessing its a vehicle to lure women in to take out to dinner and later enjoy a fine date rape. Of course thats just speculation and not fact especially considering a steroid ridden, frustrated, lonely rapper is involved. Did I mention Affliction? Obviously an insecure hack like this couldn’t possibly sing his way to the top. If he’s on The Head of Rothchild, its a lock he can’t rap his way to the top so he kills two birds with one talentless stone and slow jams through Auto-tune.
Yoyi – Yeh by Head of Rothchild
Strap in Kids
What better way to get the day started off right with not just 1 Shitty Rapper, but four in one post! Lean your head into the speakers to receive an ear fuck from the dick of mediocrity. One would think with Myspace near extinction level that finding new rappers might be a tough task but have no fear, Shitty myspace rappers are still holding on to the dream. Take our first rapper who goes by J-Macs. A great find who has brought back the art of the $7 computer mic. He hails from California and in the influences section of his myspace page he put down “lol shitty music”. He certainly has lived up to his heroes. The featured track he raps over an instrumental from The Game. If you listen closely you can hear a kid with down syndrome singing the chorus for it. It sounds Shitty, the flow is Shitty, the production is Shitty which is why we welcome him with open arms. Keep the Shits coming J-Macs!!!
Jmac – Another One by Head of Rothchild
You still with me? We can give your ears somewhat of break but get your douche chills ready.
Shhhhh! I need to wash my face
The Lady above is from Spain and goes by the name of Sweetyulia which is Spanish for “Hungry Hungry Hippo” She has by far one of the most douche chilling tracks of the group. She raps over the Rick Ross “Hustlin” Instrumental but changes the hook to everyday im chillin? The fuck is that supposed to be a lazy remix? The name of the track is called perfect beauty which couldn’t be further from the truth. Enjoy!
Sweetyulia – Perfect Beauty by Head of Rothchild
Then there is the Glenn Scott project. After you hear it you will think its the Glenn Beck project. Its hard to believe that this guy is going to school at USC for music. I find it weird that he calls himself a hip hop artist to because it’s not even close to hip hop, even shitty hip hop. Of course this asshole has to rap in a beat down autotune microphone. To be honest it sounds like Paul Simon on a bad LSD trip. I did a spit take laughing so hard at the first 10 seconds because it kinda sounds like Adam Sandler Auto tuned. “Awwww Shit!”
Glenn Scott Project by Head of Rothchild
I thought I would save the best for last because someone got a new youtube channel! 50 Tyson is back and making youtube videos again. I did a Shitty Myspace rapper post on him a couple weeks ago and I went easy on him hoping he would do a Reed Rothchild youtube video but after going back and forth with him on myspace I learned that he LITERALLY isn’t all there upstairs so I gave up. He will always have a home here because his youtube videos are fucking priceless.
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In case you havent been caught up with all the Yung Loyal hype recently here is a quick refresher. I posted a youtube of a music video she did called “Krazy over yuh” and our good friends over at Buzzfeed.com picked it up and the video started to get a lot of buzz. By the way thanks to the people at Buzzfeed for mentioning the H.O.R. blog! The Yung Loyal video was getting a lot of heat and the youtube video itself went from 300 hits to about 4500 in about a week after other websites started picking up on the video.
I have received several emails from people who know or have known her that say she is indeed a lesbian (no surprise) but started a rap/singing career to raise money in order to get a sex change operation to finally become a man. We know who is wearing the pants in the relationship and will no longer have to worry about wearing that pesky strap on.
I have been getting hundreds of hits a day from people who are searching about Yung Loyal and she has officially called it quits, at least under the name Yung Loyal. She also goes by Kay Jay or Kjay so she might have changed her name with the recent exposure. Her myspace page has been deleted along with her youtube channel. All social networking sites for Yung Loyal no longer exist. Once again you the fine readers can pat yourself on the back because the blog has taken another crappy rapper of Myspace. It feels good, like I just planted a tree or rescued a dog from a burning house.
Yung Loyal rude girl by Head of Rothchild
Just when we think were done with a Crappy Myspace rapper they do something to raise the bar on us. Instead of realizing how below average their talent is, they always seem to come back and dig themselves in a bigger hole. For those who don’t remember Yung Loyal, here is the original post I did on him No doubt one of the worst we have ever seen. He has comeback over the top of us by making a music video to one of his god awful tracks. He spared every expense in making it. Keep in mind it was shot in Zanesville Ohio and the video lives up to those expectations. It starts off with him talking on a phone in what I hope is his front yard. Then it goes to some chick who is attempting to sing a hook into a bathroom mirror via a digital camera. Her voice is like a wounded Coyote and why she decided to record in the bathroom is only fitting to the sound of her voice. This way her singing doesn’t have to go very far to make its way into the toilet. Yung Loay goes for the dirk diggler “feel my heat” studio moment rapping while holding his headphones like he’s singing we are the fucking world. The best parts to watch is that no one would shoot this video with him so he has to constantly reach over to turn the camera off. FUCKING HYSTERICAL. Yung Loyal keep making these videos PLEASE. Still very curious about your hair situation as well. Your going Uma Thurman on the front with the bangs however its a Saturday night Monster truck rally mullet going on in the back. You may be in Ohio but that looks like a Kentucky waterfall to me. NOW THE VIDEO!
Stumbled across our first ever International Crappy Myspace Rapper who goes by the name of Tansion P-Digga. He is from Africa but he is living down in Houston Texas to jump start his rap career. He was upset to find that Africa Bambata and Tribe called quest has already been taken. P-Digga sounds original, sort of the love child of Diddy and Rah Digga.
There isn’t anything on myspace page at all except for a few stupid mafia wars applications and a Sponge Bob background. No Bio, nothing. The only thing he hypes up on his page is what he calls “The Best Freestyle EVER” called Crazy. When you hear the freestyle your going to think its called “Quwazzy”. I only recorded about a minute of it which just has Digga “freestyling” over it. His boy comes in and is to close to the mic so I just cut it. Mudda faqua!
Pdigga – Crazy by Head of Rothchild
Ouch! Thankfully that was just a raw freestyle clip. Here is one he did a cover for that sounds a lot better SOUND QUALITY wise. He also did a youtube for it which means less work for me. YaY! Wait, it’s a soulja boy cover so we all lose.
Wait a second, I know this guy from somewhere, sounds very familiar (Sorry I couldn’t resist)
Our Crappy Myspace rapper fell right into my lap the other day when he left me a comment begging me to listen to his music. You would figure people would do their research before sending me rap tracks but this guy didn’t do his homework. His name is Capa C which is perfect for our bit. His new name from here on out will be Crappa C. He comes from Palm Beach County. Like so many of the crappy myspace “artist” he uses a knock off auto tune software in addition to trying to sound like LiL Wayne which are the two biggest red flags that will get you into the express lane on the H.O.R.
Here is the comment he left me.
AY WHATS UP…ONE THING I HAVE TO ASK PLLZZZ GO TO MY PAGE AND LISTEN TO MY MUSIC TRUST ME U WILL LIKE IT IM NOT YOUR AVERAGE RAPPER ….
AND IF U DO LIKE MY MUSIC THEN GO TO THE PAGE ON MY TOP AND U WILL SEE THE LINKS FOR ALL MY SONGS
TOO DOWNLOAD (ITS FREE) AND LET ME KNOW WHAT I THINK..THANKS IF U CAN DO IT
Does anyone use spell check anemour? I love how all of our Crappy Rappers claim to be different than anyone else yet they are exactly the same trying to sound like a mainstream rapper instead of just being themselves. If you think thats rich, check out his self made bio
I am a dedicated rapper that’s been doing music for five years and getting better by the second. I am focused on music and letting the world know who CAPA-C is. My goals are to start off small, perform in local areas, and build a following. Be something more than just and artist but an icon. When I graduated from Inlet Groove High School I went to college and dropped out to pursue my career. The types of music I make talks on so many subjects like my single I currently have out called “safe sex”, is great positive sex song towards the youth. I see myself as becoming one of the best lyricists in the rap genre, so keep your ears and eyes open and hide your girls…because CAPA-C is hitting the airwaves.
Watch out now! Zzzzzzz. Lets get into one of his tracks. The one from his profile is called safe sex where he raps that safe sex is good sex? As we all know kids, Safe sex is BORING sex. Roll the dice, when your done transferring your seed pump your fist towards the sky and scream “God I dare you!”
Capa C Safe Sex is Great sex by Head of Rothchild
Oh my god what could be any worse than hearing an 18 year old rapping about safe sex? How about a rapper making a music video for safe sex. Ding!
Finally there is one more youtube video that this horses ass makes that has him rapping over the Kud Cudi Day N Night beat but he talks about how he beats off? Take a look at this zero for yourself.