I couldn’t name the two teams that played on TV last nigh and I couldn’t give a shit that I don’t know them.  The real deal matchup was on the site last night between the heavy favorite Amy P taking on fan favorite Ashley.  Before we announce the winner and confetti starts falling from the rafters, I feel this is the appropriate song for this glorious occasion.

Now that we got our vogue going it’s time to announce the winner…….
 The overall trend of March Sadness is that personality or style really couldn’t carry a “model” to win over another one.  Bottom line is that if the girls wanted to advance, they would have to win UGLY.  As the tournament carried on, broads were dropping off daily but one girl kept sticking with voters and that girl was Ashley.  Something about her from her tattoos to her love of farming equipment made this methed out Julianne Moore have staying power that would eventually get her to the Championship.

For Amy P, the road to the Championship was an easy one.  With a face that could gag a maggot the competition in her field lost before the voting started.  With a cross style of Mac  Tonight meets Christopher Lloyd, she was determined to continue her domination among the ranks by mowing down Ashley.

It was a back and forth battle with several lead changes but in the last 2 hours, one started to take over of the game and grab the 1st ever March Sadness Championship

HERE IS YOUR 2012 MARCH SADNESS CHAMPION

til next year…

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 The time is finally upon us, the most anticipated event of the last……. 3 weeks, I guess.  We are going to send March Sadness out with a bang because to do it in style would be impossible.  Both of these broads have fought their to the top dominating the field of 12.  Today, YOU the HOR faithful who had the determination and the heart to put up with this bullshit the last 2 weeks, will decide the Champion.

ASHLEY  VS AMY P  

Now is your chance to crown a winner, an honor that has never been given before, Bill the Photo Guy’s most busted model of 2012. Cast your vote below. Results will be posted tomorrow.

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 Just ONE match away from the championship game on Monday!  The winner of yesterdays match came down do the final 10 minutes of the voting that ended in a shocker with the winner advancing with only 51% of the vote. We all knew that Ashley VS Belinda was going to be epic so whats the story for our second match?  Well, Arlene is going to need all the help she can get.  Amy P is no fucking joke.  We’re talking about 13th century ugly. Not gonna front, I’ve kinda been pulling for her but if this was the Super Bowl and the line was on the board in Vegas, Amy P would be a 14.5 point favorite.  So without further adieu, lets go to the challenger.

 Let the cage up….. VS AMY P

 uggh, goodnight sweet prince.  Will fan favorite Arlene steal a few sympathy votes and pull a Buster Douglas or will Amy Tyson go for a first round KO?  You decide.

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We are down to the Final Four of March Sadness after Arlene sealed a victory over Sheryle yesterday. Today, two fan favorites go at it for a chance to play in the Championship on Monday. Lets go to the 1st round champ who got a bye in the second round after dominating Lisa in the opener.

BELINDA

Chief Wiggum.

VS ASHLEY

VOTE NOW!

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 What an awesome start to an awesome tournament that is March Sadness.  I’ve only watched about 20 minutes of actual NCAA basketball and that was just to watch Duke lose, but I have been locked in 24/7 checking on the Madness of Sadness.  We really didn’t have any upsets but there were a few who I thought would win that didn’t.  One of the matches that took me by surprise is the domination of Belinda.  Her 86% to 14% victory earned her a bye round.  One interesting series of events was the last match between Amy and Kristina.  Amy was beating down Kristina so bad that she was to take Belinda’s bye round right from under her at the last second.  A few last minute votes cut the lead just enough to to save Belinda.  Amy won 78% to 22%. For round we are going to have two matches and then the winner of those will move on to face the bye week winner from round 1.  Here is the schedule with action starting next week.

ROUND 2

Monday 3/26 Ashley VS Amy
Tuesday 3/27 Arlene VS Sheryle

ROUND 3

Wednesday 3/28 Belinda VS Ashley/Amy
Thursday 3/29 Amy P VS Arlene/Sheryle

THE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

MONDAY APRIL 2nd, 2012 (VOTING)

THE CORONATION OF A CHAMPION

TUESDAY APRIL 3RD, 2012 (RESULTS)

Starting in round 2, we will start to use two pictures per model. Thank you to everyone for the huge response, for voting, for retweeting, reposting, everything.

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Tonight’s matchup is a late tip thanks to the fine people of Tylenol PM who knocked me out early last night and just like my sex life, I was unable to get it up in time today.  Fear not becuase we are going Midnight madness style by extending the voting until 12pm tomorrow.  This is the final match in the first round before going to round two which models get two pictures posted and the biggest winner of round one gets a bye. One of those who fought for that spot is Amy P who went nuts yesterday destroying the competition.

Lets finish off round one with style. Not looks but style…

Kristina Bark Bark!

VS AMY  This should be the billboard for Lakeforest Mall.  Vote vigiditty vote vote, Vote Vote!

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