He’s baaaaaack! This time more roided out than ever. For a guy who talked so tough, he has recently ran for the hills when it comes the HOR and the only person i’ve been in contact with his his girlfriend Monica on Facebook. You now how much I love a good shit show and last month was like a gift from the heaven above. The ghost of Elvis Presley personally hand delivered me HOR gold.

Out of nowhere his girlfriend Monica hits me up on FB chat panic stricken because the hunk of burnin failure went on a rampage bender storming through the house and beat her up bruising her pretty bad. My first thought is that it’s a setup because he’s tried that before by logging into her account and trying to troll me but his spelling and grammar was so bad, I knew it was him. So I asked her to send me pictures.

 Alright, ill play. So when I asked about the situation further, She spilled the beans alright, all over the fuckin floor. Thank you Based god!

• Monica Tula

  • hes wanted by the law for a warrant from his ex when he beat up her car and she put a restraining order on him ,,yeah that should of told me something but shes coniving too so i thought she was at fault too he was very good to me and loving till i moved into a home with him then the beast came out he thought he had me traped. he did meth and was stalking me at my job which hes jealous of. Im a mgr. of a restaraunt and he hates that i have to interact with the public and it makes him furious to the point that he will watch me from outside to see my every action then accuse me of flirting with every customer that night he demanded that i get out on time which is a rare thing he said he would make a scene, so i got out as fast as i could we were driving home and he was on my ass about why i didnt call him and i told him i could only on my breaks and i did he slaped me i tried to get out of the car but he kept driving till we got home then i tried to calm him down but he continued to press me getting in my face till i pused him away then he threw mw to the ground and started choking me i got scracthes on my neck briuses on my arms and legs i didnt call the cops cuz i just moved in and was scared i couldnt pay the full rent which i cany because he has his father paying hisbills with his ssi..yeah you were right about him living off his dad and his dad i found out is just as bad as him and Silver beats him too i had to pull him off of him one time because they were having a argument, he said his father abused him all his life and thats why hes fucked up he did meth again a couple of nights ago this was the second time since living together and started coming at me again wouldnt leave me alone till i fell asleep i woke up to him hissing and making gruting noises cuz he was still pissed then he stared arguing with me puttin his finger in my face spitting as he was yelling at me i ran out to tell his father and my son what he was doing and what he did a few days before and i couldnt take it anymore. I really fell in love with this asshole but i wont live with a monster he killed my love for him that night now i have to give up my home and i just moved out of my apt. borrowed money to get this hose we rented now i have days to move out and im not in a good way he fucked me royal i dont know what im going to do.. he also started hitting himself and said i was holding him against his will and he’s 205 lbs and works out so he fit to kick a mans ass i gave him a gym memebership ..stupid me but i stoped that.

    FUCKING AMAZING! From here on out he shall be known as CRYSTAL G. Although I did have sort of a dilemma on my hands.  Here I have gold that will be the final dagger through Silver G’s ruby Elvis costume but I don’t want to be liable for posting it considering he’s such a violent skumbag of a human being. So I sent her this message

     So there it is.  I gave it about a months time and they split.  I can’t confirm anything but i’ve heard from sources that they might have got back together as recently as this week.  Good luck with THAT shit.  Whats the lesson of this story?  I couldn’t fucking tell you but I do know the HOR owns Silver G…….AGAIN!

    

     

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DC lost one of it’s musical monuments yesterday with the passing of the godfather of go-go, Chuck Brown. I’ve always been a huge fan of go-go music that goes back as far as 1996. His music would always put a smile on peoples faces whether it was at the club or at a BBQ. For those outside of the DMV area who aren’t familiar with Chcuk Brown or go-go music, here is a pretty dope documentary I found floating around Facebook from 1989. I always love to see footage of old DC even if it’s just the people.

PART 2

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Best thing I’ve seen all year
-RR

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DJs:
Reed Rothchild (H.O.R.)
James Nasty (Wild Yams)
Lucas Smudge (TV Party)
Uncle Larry vs. Mad Max (Alligators)
Hosted By:
MC Shawn Lucas (Ov3rkill Ent.)

I don’t know about you but I plan on making a day and night of it and you can too.  As a bonus to all this amazing, Mother Trucker and the Capitol Skyline Hotel have worked out discounted room rates at $94 when you use the promo code “TRUCK”. Thats a huge savings because I almost booked the rooms before knowing about it and they were going for $200 a night.

To stay in the loop this Summer about all the Mother Trucker Events and info, you can:

“Like” their FACEBOOK page, follow them on TWITTER, or go directly to their HOMEPAGE

For more on this Saturday’s event, you can peep the EVENT PAGE 

The weather forecast is supposed to be FLAWLESS for Saturday so break out your best speedo and lets do this!

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[PREVIEW IT HERE]

Sup, assholes.  I got that good Plymouth Prowler Boys mixtape for today’s Mixtape Monday.  I know some of yall been seein’ the hints around The World Wide Intertron and have been anxiously awaiting , but if ya don’t know, Plymouth Prowler Boys is the latest movement from The Greatest City in America.  Also known as, Uncle Jesse to the Nth Degree, lettin’ yall know what the good word is.

If the exclusive white girl “Plymouth Prowler Boys” drops don’t hook you from the beginning, maybe it’ll be the smooth sounds of Drake, the falsetto of Usher, or the full-on ignorance of 2 Chainz.  I mean, if you were ridin’ around and gettin’ it chest naked in a Plymouth Prowler, this might could be something you’d be listening to.  Lucky for you, the “Plymouth Prowler Boys” mixtape also has like, a five mile radius of legit white girl magnetism.  Just give it a minute.  They’ll come.

Anyways, the “Plymouth Prowler Boys” is not just a mixtape.  It’s a lifestyle.  One that involves Rozay, awesome/awful throwback whips, and Phat Ass White Girls.  It’s not always for the faint of heart, but if you can hang, it’ll certainly increase your street cred a bit.  If not, you can always rock the mixtape – just don’t get caught fakin’ the funk.

PS - Allow this “Plymouth Prowler Boys” mixtape to serve as a precursor to Uncle Jesse’s forthcoming “adult” mixtape.  Sorry in advance.

Tracklist:
Drake feat.The Weeknd – Crew Love (Shlohmo Remix)
Usher -Climax
Kuedo – Onset (Escapsim)
Clicks And Whistles – Neva Get Caught
Juicy J – Won’t Miss You
2 Chainz ft. Gucci Mane – Riot (Remix)
Distal – Feed Me
The Isley Brothers – Between the Sheets (Nadus Remix)
Clams Casino – I’m God
Lunice – The Good Kids
Flosstradamus – MOTA
Lunice – Bricks
Rick Ross ft. T.I. – 9 Piece
Rick Ross – High Definition /> Flosstradamus – Hood Fantasy
DJ Nate – Make Em Run
Heartbreak – Elmo (DJ Swizzymack Remix)
Nadus – Shooter
Jon Kwest – Blam
Evian Christ – Fuck It None Of Ya’ll Don’t Rap
Surkin – Gold Island (Bok Bok & L-Vis 1990 Remix)
Future – Same Damn Time (Nacey Remix)
Nadus – JRM (Just Relax)
Baauer – Samurai
Joker – On My Mind (feat. William Cartwright)

DOWNLOAD HERE!

Last week on Mixtape Monday – “Keep Watch XXIII” by Shiftee”

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Music starts at 10ish & goes till the place is stripped of all
dignity! Oh there will be cheesecake cupcakes too!

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Special Sex Panther edition. I don’t know what that means but ill see you Friday? It’s just the gang this month but that’s not going to reduce the normal Shit Show O’fun that we usually have. If you can’t make it out this week we got you covered big time on future Clockwork shows.

June 8th – NACEY

July 13th – Izm (Club Crooks, NYC, PDX)

We’re going to be playing the best of Hip Hop, Moombahton, Club, Dub, everything with a BPM.

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-Reed Rothchild

I was laughing my tits when our own Phetish P showed me the video for Archie Miles new tune called Frosty. It was mostly due to the fact that I know recognize half the dudes in the video plus I was impressed by the way it turned out. It’s great to see people reppin Moco to the fullest while finding time to sprinkle a little HOR product placement in. People were asking me over the wekened about dudes rapping in a video rockin Ziplok shirts so to set the record straight, those are limited edition HOR Ziplok shirts so the Z-man can thank me again for the free promotion. The bad news for him is that is says “PROPERTY OF HOR” on the bottom. So if you’re feeling the video, then share it up and if you’re feeling the song, then you download that bitch right here.

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What up yawl!  Stoop here.  Just FYI, if your white asses are still down for the count from “Cinco de Drinko” or whatever the fuck, you might could wanna tap out now because this mix is gonna knock you right back on ya ass.

If you’re still with me here, please press play and enjoy the sounds of NYC’s very own, Shiftee.  Dude is a motherfucking maniac behind the decks, as heard in Vol. XXIII of Mishka’s ongoing Keep Watch mixtape series.  Mishka recently did a countdown of their Top Five Most Memorable Keep Watch Mixes, and not surprisingly, Shiftee’s mix came out on top.  If you’re into the electronic music scene, you always hear this shit about DJs taking you on some kinda musical journey.  It sounds corny as hell but it’s way better than some dickface hodge podgin’ some random ass songs together and callin’ it a mix.  My point is, on Vol. XXIII, Shiftee totally takes you somewhere.  Like, I listened to this mix twice already tonight and I don’t even know where I am right now.  All I know is I’m neck-deep in unicorn pictures on The World Wide Intertron and I may or may not have pants on.

Vol. XXIII explores many different genres, from hip-hop to dubstep to indie rock and beyond.  Cohesion sounds nearly impossible but Shiftee utilizes his truly exceptional DJ skillz to make this tracklist unified like a delicious pb&j sandwich.  He makes it sound that easy.  Aggressive at times, Vol. XXIII is packing some serious heat and it’s definitely not for the faint of heart.  But Shiftee’s incredible scratching, mixing, and selection prowess is more than enough to make this mix a necessary addition to your weekly soundtrack, as well as a lesson in great DJing.

Impressed by his skillz?  Try this on for size.  He’s a two-time DMC champion, an adjunct professor at NYU, and director of curriculum at NYC’s Dubspot, all while toting a degree in math from Harvard.

Have a nice week, yawl.

Tracklist:
1. Rebound X – Rhythm & Gash
2. Kanye West & Jay-Z – H.A.M.
3. Skream & Cluekid – Sandsnake (Gothtrad Remix)
4. Princess Nyah – Take Control (Wonder Remix)
5. Udachi – Chemicals (feat. The Botz)
6. Mr. Mitch – Skittles (Rx Remix w/ hints of Rx & Sonkin – Stop Being A Bitch = Stop Being A Skittle)
7. Shiftee – Cowbell
8. Hussle Club – Loose Tights (Flinch Remix)
9. Kano – Get Wild (Redlight Remix feat. Aidonia & Wiley)
10. Mike Lennon – Total Control (Bare Noize Remix)
11. DJ Ayres – Got Me Gone (Bird Peterson Remix feat. GLC)
12. Sleigh Bells – Kids
13. Coki – Chief Dub
14. Teddy – Ren & Stimpy
15. Rude Kid – Electric VIP
16. Jameson – Urban Hero
17. Spooky – Spartan
18. Silencer (Teddy) – Dirtbag VIP
19. Usher – Lil’ Freak (feat. Nicki Minaj)
20. Deftones – Have You Seen the Butcher (Digital Boy + Shark Remix)
21. Kastle – You Know That I Know You Know
22. Gucci Mane – Lemonade (Remix feat. Trey Songz, Fabolous, & Nicki Minaj)
23. +Verb – Empty Hearted

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Last week on Mixtape Monday – “Krush Groove Mixtape” by The Partysquad

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Whats that picture above you ask?  That is my acceptance letter that makes the Head of Rothchild a 100% legitimate business in compliance with federal and state business laws.  With being legit,we can now use the HOR for profit (See our first sponsor?  FLESHLIGHT, fuck one today) .  Other business “ventures” are in the works but in the meantime it’s time to focus on my number one cash crop, Ziplok.  The Tampa turd recently has tried to play me at a game of trolling which is like asking Calvin Johnson if you can cover him in football.  This coming from a man I KILLED ONLINE and by the grace of god, BROUGHT HIM BACK TO LIFE. Zippy started a page for the guy who produces for him named BangOut but just like everything Ziplok does he failed within 20 minutes of starting the page because Everyone in the HOR group knew it was him.  It’s too fuckin obvious especially when you egg people on to do it.

Zippy's bait

Alright Notorious Z.I.P.  I guess ill play along and talk shit to this guy “BangOut”  So me and the front lines faithful HORRIORS go on his page and right out the gate he starts running his mouth.  The best thing about it is he thinks all of the different people are me which isn’t true at all.  He just can’t wrap that raisin brain of his around the fact I now have a large collective group of people who know he sucks.  He also thinks no one reads this blog.  it’s just me, sitting in a dark room.  Being a seasoned veteran of pissing him off, it didn’t take much.  about 1 comment in on Friday as I was making my way up to Pittsburgh and he lost it. Remember,  Ziplok is talking under the name BangOut

That number by the way is 603-557-5416 I’ve never called him but from what I hear, he picks up EVRERY TIME.  I would love to accept Ziplok’s challenge to a duel. That would be great for the readers.  Plus,  I think I would win considering what he did at his last fight.  Don’t remember? No problem.  This was the description from Rich, the guy to put on the ass whoopin 

“ I calmly take off my gold chains, my earrings, my Movado watch and step outside. He (ZIPLOK) immediately squares up with me, walking towards me with his fists up. I instantly throw a snapping 1-2 left right jab to his face and he completely drops to the ground. I really rocked him, and I thought it was over because I saw blood dripping down his face. As I start walking away, I hear him still talking shit and yelling “is that all you got, you bitch?!” I really couldn’t believe it. So I ran back over to him on the ground, standing over him laying punches one after another to his face. I thought he was done this time, so I start walking away again. I hear him still talking shit!!!! After all that! He’s bending over, trying to stand up. This is really funny, I ran over and kneed him right in the ass so hard that he did a face plant into the dirt, nearly doing a front flip. I jumped on his back and started choking him. I yelled “are you fucking done now?!” He couldn’t even talk. He was so fucked up, while I was completely unphased. I literally walked away without a scratch on me. He didn’t touch me once. So I left and Ziplok calls me 15 minutes later crying on the phone.”

Down goes Frazier!  Here is part 2 of his other epic rant.

 Oh no, got him again  I’m djing at Jimmy V’s this Friday and Rock n Roll Hotel the following Friday, hopefully you can find it in your heart to send some women my way.  Ziplok’s Angels? Got one more for you too.  Remember this?

 This was sent by me towards Ziplok under a paraody account back when people were doing Pay4tweet.  I did a story on a few months back.  So I kind of did it just for fun not thinking anything of it. I mean, it’s just a fake Wiz Khalifa account talking about Ziplok.  I just recently found out that Ziplok shit his pants thinking it was actually him…..

 He rambles on and on about.  If you would like watch to the video and maybe leave him a comment letting him know he was trolled yet again, you can watch it HERE

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