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The Alan Urban Sex Tape.

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I can’t think of anyone who fell off the face off the earth faster than Alan Urban. After dropping a HOR MUSHROOM CLOUD over him a few months back, he went ape shit for about a week then disappeared. I have friends in Baltimore who ran into him recently, asked him if he was Alan Urban, and he denied it. Glad to hear he’s off his medication again. The smashing was the highest rated and was #1 on WordPress for that day and is still the most visited article on HOR. So what happened after that post? The day job he worked at found out about the post and fired him. He eventually moved back in with his parents. Best of all, every nightclub and promoter stays the fuck away from him. HOR Victory! Not to mention hundreds of people wanting to volunteer more stories, dirt, and other information about Alan but I decided to turn them away for the time being seeing is how the hammer already dropped. I was cleaning files out of my computer the other day and totally forgot I had this. Alan must have accidentally uploaded this video and it was on youtube for about 2 hours before he took it down. It’s Alan and and a woman (who’s identity shall temporarily remain nameless) giving it a go for a rigorous 4 min session….. The good news is that you cant see anything. The audio on the other hand is hilarious and puts the exclamation point on how much of an insane dolt he is.

Good lord that was awful. I would give her an oscar nomination for that acting job. Come to think of it, that performance was almost as hot as……………..


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The Biggest Douche in the History of Baltimore

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It’s been a minute since I’ve had to publicly take someone to the woodshed but I’m willing to make an exception in this fascinating case. Before I go in though I should clear the air and let you know that I have personally never met this guy, never worked with this guy, or for this guy, I’m simply just putting him in his place since I got a call on the Reed-line saying that this guy is a mobile fuck up around the Baltimore area.

His name is Alan Smith. You might notice him on Facebook as Alan Urban or whatever voice in head is telling him to go by that day. He runs a bogus Company that goes by International Entertainment. I verified with the state of Maryland and City of Baltimore that there is no registered business under this name or under Alan Smith, No tax id numbers, no DBA license, not even a copyright or trademark. His “hustle” and entertainment value to the H.O.R. starts with his fake Company which tries to promote parties in the city that Alan isn’t even associated with, calling it his own and ripping people off from tickets sales. Just so you can get an idea of how big a douche lord he is, here is a youtube he made after sneaking into an office and calling “Alan Urban Headquarters”

His accent is enraging.

Now that we know he’s mentally out to lunch, take a look at his awful website which is promoting an event that was scheduled October 19th at the Recher Theatre.  The event he’s trying to fill the theatre is with DJ Nick Hogan, Hulk Hogan’s kid, LOL! If you check on his website, you can order pre-sale tickets for only……$30 LOL!.  Here’s where the head scratcher comes in.  For one,the event was never posted on the Recher Theatre website.  The reason it was never posted on the calendar is because it was never confirmed with the theatre.  In fact, Alan Smith is banned from the Recher Theatre.  As for poor Nick Hogan, He thought he was on his way to make his Baltimore debut, brother! Here is an email from Hogan bookings after I filled them in on the secret.

In addition to that, he tried to buy 200 tickets to the Laidback Luke show a couple months ago at a discount from Steez Promo who was throwing the event. Obviously, he was kindly told to piss off. He later tried to claim the show as his own and even started his own Facebook event page saying it was from Alan Urban Entertainment. On his Facebook page he randomly claims to work with people who have no idea who he is or ever confirmed anything with him.

Hogan’s back?

Hmmm, not so much.

This time I was able to get a video statement to clear the air up about this unconfirmed appearance.

So if you happen to see this failure around the area which you probably won’t considering he’s banned from every club in Baltimore, please tell him that he is property of the H.O.R. now and anything he does in Baltimore and DC will find it’s way on here.

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