I can’t think of anyone who fell off the face off the earth faster than Alan Urban. After dropping a HOR MUSHROOM CLOUD over him a few months back, he went ape shit for about a week then disappeared. I have friends in Baltimore who ran into him recently, asked him if he was Alan Urban, and he denied it. Glad to hear he’s off his medication again. The smashing was the highest rated and was #1 on WordPress for that day and is still the most visited article on HOR. So what happened after that post? The day job he worked at found out about the post and fired him. He eventually moved back in with his parents. Best of all, every nightclub and promoter stays the fuck away from him. HOR Victory! Not to mention hundreds of people wanting to volunteer more stories, dirt, and other information about Alan but I decided to turn them away for the time being seeing is how the hammer already dropped. I was cleaning files out of my computer the other day and totally forgot I had this. Alan must have accidentally uploaded this video and it was on youtube for about 2 hours before he took it down. It’s Alan and and a woman (who’s identity shall temporarily remain nameless) giving it a go for a rigorous 4 min session….. The good news is that you cant see anything. The audio on the other hand is hilarious and puts the exclamation point on how much of an insane dolt he is.
Good lord that was awful. I would give her an oscar nomination for that acting job. Come to think of it, that performance was almost as hot as……………..