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Cooking with Reed: The Steako

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20130115-100429.jpgHad an idea the other day to combine the three the things that are most important in my life, bacon, steak, and tacos. I felt it was time to upgrade the modern day taco by adding weight and adding protein. In the process I created the Reed Rothchild Super Taco that I call “The Steakco”

The giant steak pictured below is going to be our “soft” taco shell. Since it was so big, I feared that it would tear apart while cooking or even worse, while eating. To ensure that the steak stays together, I kept it together by weaving bacon through it by cutting tine slices in it and weaving the bacon through. This holds it together and gives you a bacon treat while eating it. It’s also good while cooking it because the while the bacon cooks in the oven, the grease will drip down letting the steak cook in bacon grease.

20130115-100354.jpgThe ingredients you need a very simple. Same things you need as your cooking a regular taco

- 1 large steak
- Ground Beef
- Bacon (thick cut)
- Taco seasoning
- Chili powder
- Garlic seasoning
- Shredded Mexican 4 cheese
- Sour Cream
- Salsa

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Put in 1 table spoon of chili powder and dump the entire packet of seasoning on to the ground beef. Chop up a couple strips of bacon then put it in the pan to let cook for a few minutes before putting the ground beef in. chop and stir until the beef is crumbled.

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I put the steak in for 40 minutes at 350 degrees.

20130115-100736.jpgLet the steak sit for a few minutes. after it sits, cut a stick of butter and melt it in the microwave for 30 seconds then paint brush on the steak.

20130115-102846.jpgLather up the sour cream.

20130115-100755.jpgWhere’s the beef?  Boom!

20130115-100807.jpgadd multiple handfuls of cheese. Mo cheddar, the better!

20130115-100819.jpgSalsa time!

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The final product

20130115-100858.jpgI bet you think I tackled this beast in 10 minutes. Well, I ate about a quarter of it and my body shut itself down.  There I was sitting there in my living room laid out as if someone broke into my house and shot me.  Missed the entire first half of the Ravens/Broncos playoff game.  It taste amazing though!

Have any food ideas you want me to try out?  Send your best to the Head of Rothchild FB page.

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2013 Celebrity Death Prediction Contest

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A contest so rich, it has more tradition than Notre Dame Football.  Rolling strong in it’s third year, the HOR celebrity death contest has returned to glory. A star shinning bright above the HOR Republic.  As far as the current 2012 contest goes, we will have the results posted in January.  To be totally honest, I laid a dinosaur size egg in 2012 going a miserable 0-5 on my picks.  Just like when any franchise fails during a season of promise, it’s time to blow the team up and rebuild.  This year I’m not bringing back any of the celebs  from last year starting with a brand new roster.  Before we get into my picks for 2013, lets take a look at what the 1st place finisher will win.

Photo by: Derek Moore

5 POUNDS OF WILD BOAR BACON! 
Mailed directly to your house in a mail safe cooler direct from the butcher!

 Got some weed from Afghanistan (((S W A G)))

HOR is giving you the OG Trippy stick, a $169 dollar value

“The OG Trippy Stick is the most advanced way to smoke without being detected. With the simple one click Vaporizer Chamber it could not be much easier for those “Quick Vapes”. Do not let the size of the OG Trippy Stick discourage you. With over 500 hits per charge there is no wonder the OG Trippy Stick is the number one selling Vaporizer on-line!”

How do you enter? It’s simple and FREE

1. IN THE COMMENTS SECTION BELOW, MAKE A LIST OF 5 CELEBS THAT YOU THINK ARE GOING TO KICK THE BUCKET IN 2013.  THEY CAN BE ACTORS, ATHLETES, EVEN TALENTLESS REALITY/INTERNET PERSONALITIES.  YOU GET ONE ENTRY PER IP ADDRESS/FB ACCOUNT.  ANY DUPLICATES WILL BE DISQUALIFIED. IN THE EVENT THERE IS A TIE, WE WILL GO IN THE ORDER LISTED IN COMPARISON.  IF YOU HAD CELEB “X” AT THE TOP AND SOMEONE ELSE HAD IT LISTED 4TH DOWN THEN YOU WOULD WIN ON A TIE BREAKER. ALL ENTRIES MUST BE MADE BY DECEMBER 30TH, NO EXCEPTIONS

2. LIKE the Head of Rothchild FB Page 

PLEASE NO PAST OR PRESENT PRESIDENTS OR POLITICIANS 

Sweeeeeeeeet!  Now I give you, my 2013 Death board.

 Kirk Douglas - During the year I’ll see celebrities on TV who look so bad that I put a mental note to myself to take a look at them in December for the death pool.  I remember seeing Kirk on TV and my eyes lit up at how bad he looked.  Kurt is my first round, blue chip pick. Lets Play!

Zsa Zsa Gabor - I was shocked when I checked her Wikipedia page and saw she was still alive.  She was just recently rushed to the ER and currently has half a leg.  If she gets through 2013, she can easily have a cameo on the walking dead.

Mickey Rooney -I don’t know much about Mickey except that he’s 92.  Somethings gotta give and in a rebuilding year, safe money is the play.

Scott Hall - Ay Yo, Razor Ramon, one of my favorite wrestlers of all time.  Last year I picked KoKo B Ware and he came out on top but after seeing the espn short on Scott Hall I was like DAMN.  The way he’s going, 2013 can’t be his year.

Billy Graham - Anytime a religion loses one of their own, it’s a step in the right direction. Cya!

Those are my 5.  I challenge you to beat me because this year, I’m back! Of course like we have to say every year, this competition although morally brutal, is just for fun. If you have a problem with what we’re doing at HOR, you can submit a complaint HERE

Good Luck!

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Moombacon Massive Week! DJ Set times

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Always get a little more excited and a little more hungry leading up Moombacon Sunday.  For those who still need more event info, You can find it here. Just a heads up that Rock and Roll Hotel is having a nearly sold out show downstairs starting at 7 so we are expected to hit capacity even earlier than we did last year which was around 11:15.  Of course you know what the reward is for heads who come out early.  MOOMBACON STARTS AT 9PM. Here are the *set times.

9:00 – 9:35 – Denman
9:35 – 10:10 – Racecarbed
10:10 – 10:45 – Phetish
10:45 – 11:30 – Plymouth Prowler Boys
11:30 – 12:20 – Say Wut
12:20 – 1:15 – Dirty South Joe
1:15 – 2:10 – Scottie B
2:10 – Close – RR

*Set times are subject to change.  Any set time changes will be posted on the FB event wall.  See you there Horriors!

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Moombacon Massive is September 2nd

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Whats starting to become the Labor Day Weekend tradition in DC, the HOR original, Moombacon Massive is back and this time we spared no expense in making sure we have the best lineup in DC Sunday night.  We’ve teamed up with Cool Breezy to give give you the most diverse, talented, well known DJ’s from Philly to Baltimore, along with our own home grown DC cream of the crop.  As always, the event is at Rock and Roll Hotel with doors open at 9PM and going until 3AM.  those who come early will be rewarded with FREE Thick-cut Bacon, FREE Fried Chicken, and FREE Condoms (if you’re into using those rubber cockblockers).  Get it while it lasts because it doesn’t last very long.

PLEASE RSVP AT THE FACEBOOK EVENT HERE

Best part about the Massive is that it’s 100% FREE all night. No cover, no dress code, no drama.  Now lets get to the lineup already!

Dirty South Joe – Philly, Mad Decent

Scottie B – Baltimore, Unruly Records

                             

DJ Say Wut – Baltimore

       

Plymouth Prowler Boys AKA Uncle Jesse – Baltimore, Unruly, Crossfaded Bacon

Uncle Jesse presents : Plymouth Prowler Boys by Uncle Jesse on Mixcloud

DJ Phetish P, Jake Komara, Denman – HOR Maryland & DC

I think we all know these hooligans

PHETISH P Facebook Page

DENMAN


Just added! RACECARBED      MC SHAWN LUCAS

DON’T FORGET THE FREE BACON, FRIED CHICKEN, AND CONDOMS!

Can’t wait to see you there!

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Cooking with Reed: The Wrathchild

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  I got this idea the other day to make a pulled pork BBQ sandwich and using grilled cheese as the buns.  Knowing this concept has been used before at other burger spots,  I decided to up the ante by wrapping the grilled cheese sandwiches in bacon.  When you go to eat barbecue on a empty stomach, you want to eat everything on the menu.  My vision is to get the experience like I’m a pig eating out of a troth.  But instead of eating slops like pigs do, I’m actually eating delicious pig. This sandwich, when being held with two hands, is the closest you can get to eating out of a troth.  Probably shouldn’t be sharing my dreams out loud like this….. Using the above items, I was able to construct this beast I call the “Wrathchild”





Put in the oven for 30 minutes and set to 425 degrees

 The Aftermath:  It doesn’t take a doctor to know I got a pretty bad case of the itis.  After laying down hoping not to explode, I passed out for 3 hours.  I then spent the next 11 hours sweating and making promises to higher powers (and lower) that I probably couldn’t keep in hopes of letting this sandwich pass through in peace.  That is why its is called…. THE WRATHCHILD!

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Food Porn Masterpiece Theater

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Welcome to food porn masterpiece theater.  I have some things I made this week to share with you along with some other cool finds from around the internet.


Imagine the street cred you would get by holding up a human skull then taking a bite out of it? You can now make that a reality with the human chocolate skull. The skulls are made by Marina Malvada, are available in dark, semisweet or Bone, a signature blend of Belgian white and milk chocolate. They are also molded from a real human skull. Where she got that from is her business. $200 and it’s yours.

I discovered a delightful breakfast treat at the office wrapping 3 pieces of bacon around my Snickers bar.

Saturday afternoon I kept it hood as hell with Mac N Cheese with the hot dogs bits jump off. Was clogged for 2 days :-(

Sunday I followed up the clogging by making a double hotdog covered with meatballs, molded together with mashed potatoes, cheese and melted butter. Heart Stent sold separately.

The Quadruple Down, they still serve those? Via TIWYH

 Falling in love with this breakfast pizza someone made.  The ultimate tip of the cap in resourcefulness.  Via Reddit

I don’t know about you, but I’m starving now. Got some sweet Food Porn you want to share with the HOR?  Send me your food nudes and ill give you the credit.  THE REED ROTHCHILD INBOX

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Reed Rothchild Bacon and Exercise Diet

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A lot of people, well ok some people, alright you win, no one has asked me (YET) about how I stay in peak physical condition 365 days out of the year. However, I can assure you after this post you will be kicking yourself that you didn’t ask me sooner. I was in the lab A.K.A. kitchen about to get my get it on with a beautiful thick cut hickory smoked bacon orgy fest. Now the stereotype is that bacon is terrible for you. That rederick comes from the same people who told you Lucky Strikes are hazardous to your pregnancy. These people probably graduated from Cal, drink PBR, and ramble on and on how MGMT sold out to their fans. Some people may refer to them as doctors in the mainstream but people who know the business already know the real term is HATERS. So to make them happy, I formed Voltron by combing diet, exercise, and B. I give you PROCON!

The planned love child of Protein and bacon.   You get all the protein, vitamins, calcium, and added energy from a diet protein shake combined with the daily America loving, terrorist killing, football spiking BACON. Look how sexy the first strip is with its end up in the air. Like a high school sweetheart on prom night, pre-restraining order. So how do you make such greatness? Cook one side of bacon, when you flip it over then pour the powder on to the bacon. I used two scoop per strip. They should look something like this.

I can just feel some of you haters out there mumbling under your breath at the monitor “Reed your such a dumbass you have to exercise in order for that to work” HA! step aside, I’m one step ahead of you. I have a gym in my house. Yeah, it actually came with the house. That’s how I fuckin roll. Still don’t believe me? BOOM here are some pictures of my home gym.

It’s a little quiet over there. Look at that, I call it the gauntlet.  7 steps of hell and just when you think your done, 7 more! I’ve seen grown men break down half way through.  I wouldn’t wish it on anybody.

So there you go.  The lean shake I got at GNC for only $30.  After 6 weeks I have lost 0.3 pounds.  Probably 0.4 if I take my underwear off

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The Return of Moombacon Massive

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January 15th, The Superbowl has come early this year. The Moombacon Massive was one of the funnest times I had last year sending Summer off properly with a grease orgy of swine and dancing.  There was not one single fatality reported which is a success for an H.O.R. party.  This time we’re doing the winter edition so we can use the FREE BACON, FREE FRIED CHICKEN, AND FREE RIBS as a tool to fatten us up for the cold 2 months ahead.  Kind of like how a Walrus does before swimming down to Antarctica.

The last Moombacon Massive

Glad to have our DC partners in Swine to jump aboard and help up us with the event that being  One Love Massive and Ove3kill Entertainment. Please support our friends who make DC Douche Free.  So to get you out of the house and into Rock & Roll Hotel we decided to up the ante.  This time instead of 20 pounds of bacon, we are going with 30 POUNDS of BACON.  We are also having a combination fried chicken from the Red Rooster and a special V.I.P. section (Very Important Popeyes) that we will be giving away leading up to the Massive. Our fam DJ 814ofCourse is going to be laying down his secret ribs recipe that destroyed it last time.  Seriously, those joints lasted about 30 mins until they were gone. But of course, FREE CONDOMS, if you’re into using those….  Now that the food tables are set, lets check out what we got on the turntables.

UNCLE JESSE (Baltimore)

TAEK1 (Las Vegas, HEAD OF ROTHCHILD)

SMUDGE (MO Fuckin County, HEAD OF ROTHCHILD)

DENMAN (DC, HEAD OF ROTHCHILD)

DJ JD (DUBCO)

JOHN BOWEN (VIDEO KILLERS)
http://www.empresariosmusic.com

And that prick Rothchild.

We are going to Crazy with MM next week but PLEASE Mark Your calendars for Sunday January 15th.  That MLK weekend so we got off that Monday and Nobody has anything to do MLK Monday except digest and sleep off hangovers.

The Facebook event page is HERE 

For any further questions or press inquiries, please contact DJREEDROTHCHILD@GMAIL.COM

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This is Why I’m Fat

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Been on the gym grind the last two weeks to the point it’s hard to walk around places in the city. Knees are sore, hamstrings tight and thats just from the fucking sit down bike. Nothing more boring then hearing someone else’s half ass workout so I’ll fall back on that front BUT it all went swirling down the shitter on Sunday.

The weekly assfuck ritual known ass Vikings football continued in full swing along with my bets I put in for the Sunday (see last post). I went to a bar in Bethesda that showed all the games which was the good news. The bad news is that I was sandwiched between loud, hopeless Redskins fans and drunken Green Bay Packers fans. This is my Hell. Three Jameson shots and four Bloody’s later, my betting ticket was crushed because of the Skins and Packers, plus the Vikings had called it a day midway through the 2nd. Despair has won again. Time for some good old fashioned Stress eating. Check out this Burger I created by ordering a Double bacon cheddar burger than ordered a side of fries and onion rings.

That thing stretched my stomach.  I stumbled out the bar cussing under my breath because I realized it was another Sunday full of failure and loss.  It’s been like this the last 12 out of 14 weeks.  I don’t know how but for some reason I got hungry when I got home.  ”Shieeeeeet, Hot dogs would be amazing right now” said my inner fat fuck.  I got everything out and realized I have no bread in the house.  Not even sandwich bread.  So I looked in the fridge and got a couple slices of bologna, sliced deli ham, and Mayonnaise.  Have to admit, I have been getting upset by peoples hatred for Mayo.  Its one of the best condiments out there next to ketchup.  I used the Mayo as a glue to keep the bologna and ham together.  Grenobled the hotdogs for 55 seconds and BOOM!

Now thats a Ham Dog! Suddenly this day isn’t so bad anymore. The H.O.R. is going full throttle over the next month with events plus working at helicopter propeller arms pace planning all of the great things for 2012.

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