In case you haven’t heard me hootin & hollerin this week we are taking over the Rock & Roll Hotel This Friday on both floors to kick off the new Clockwork party. Clockwork is going down every 2nd week of the month upstairs. We decided to go big this month by opening the downstairs to some of the heaviest hitters in Moombahton.
Upstairs we’re rockin with H.O.R. crew member DJ Phetish Palong with the resident roster of Clockwork DJ’s which is myself along with Phillip Goyette and Will 88 playing everything under the sun that will get that ass drinking and dancing. FREE ALL NIGHT!
I got put on to this stick of dynamite last night after trolling around in the Moombahton Facebook group for the first time. I was about to click on “Leave Group” because of people dudes Spamming the place up. Thank god it was Nader to the rescue who posted a track that him and Rampage just did that is a remix of Billy The Gent x Long Jawns Vibrate. Not gonna lie, first thought was how can you remix/edit this track and make it sound any better? Joint has been the Moombahton anthem for the summer. Splash! They sped it up to 128 and flipped it into a Baltimore Club meets Moombahton love explosion and birthed out a super model. I don’t know how late to the party I am on this Bmoreton business, BUT I WANT IN. Best believe I’m going to try and get in the lab but more importantly I hope Rampage & Nader do. Rampage & Nader along with the dudes Maddjazz, Charlie Glitch, and Moonman are some of my favorite sounds coming out of Chicago and have been for a while. Prepare yourselves to get your mind blown by this remix. Can’t wait to test it out on the big system. YOU CAN DOWNLOAD THE JOINT FOR FREE! F-R-E-E None of that “aww be out in a month” shit or “Click to buy” then reroute you to Beatport. Nah fuck that. Get it right off their Soundcloud.
See you this Thursday at our favorite club, U Street Music Hall or from what I hear the kids are calling it “U Hall” for short. You can see the “U Hall” debut of DJ 814ofCourse who is also the kinder, more human half of Riggs and Murtaugh. Also Steve and Nacey are going to be in the building while I drunk ramble in their ears about 90′s fashion. THEN SATURDAY….
We gonna be all on Richmond’s nuts for brain drain. Roooooaaaaaaad Trip!!
Saturday night is gearing up to be a fun one and I don’t even have to blow smoke up your ass about it either even if I’m playing there. A solid lineup of just about every DJ in DC so how can you go wrong? So you went hard as fuck on New Years Eve, that tells me your between the ages of 18-25 No worries, your young just like Wolverine, your body heals fast so come on down once you wake up, go to the gym, and get things done around the house cause thats what you young kids do. Now for those who are older, I myself is included in this 26 and up demographic are all probably going to sleep most of the day, maybe hit Taco Bell in the afternoon and be on the fence all day about going out since we drank too much Friday and as you know, we don’t recover as fast. DONT WORRY, U Street Music Hall has got us covered. The Club is giving away a free Pho Dog and a Bloody Mary and im not talking about Jesus’ wife. So no matter what age you are, actually wait, fuck that could get us in trouble….If your 18 and up, grab your second wind and come down to Uhall Saturday night. We’ll take care of the “Fun” part. Bring your liver and dancing shoes. I know you’re going to be there all night but here are the set times in case anybody is wondering. See you there!
Mr. Bonkerz 10-1020
Xiao Yang 1040-11
Ratt Moze 11-1120
Uncle Jesse 1140-12
Billy The Gent 12-1220
Harry Ranson 1220-1240
Lisa Frank 1240-1
Reed Rothchild 1-120
Dimitris George 120-140
Jackie O. 140-2