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Double R Burger

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I kind of went in the other night by creating the Double R burger.  It basically combines the best of breakfast lunch and dinner.  I ate this thing in 10 minutes and the second I laid down, my chest started to hurt and I haven’t taken a dump in 36 hours.  Hopefully ill make it to Monday.  Here is what that magnificent bastard is made from.

1 meat burger
1 Slice of Meat loaf
3 eggs, scrambled
2 Grilled Cheese sandwiches, square cheese and shredded cheese
1 slice of bread (for the middle to balance things out)
A1 Sauce
Mayonnaise

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This is Why I’m Fat

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Been on the gym grind the last two weeks to the point it’s hard to walk around places in the city. Knees are sore, hamstrings tight and thats just from the fucking sit down bike. Nothing more boring then hearing someone else’s half ass workout so I’ll fall back on that front BUT it all went swirling down the shitter on Sunday.

The weekly assfuck ritual known ass Vikings football continued in full swing along with my bets I put in for the Sunday (see last post). I went to a bar in Bethesda that showed all the games which was the good news. The bad news is that I was sandwiched between loud, hopeless Redskins fans and drunken Green Bay Packers fans. This is my Hell. Three Jameson shots and four Bloody’s later, my betting ticket was crushed because of the Skins and Packers, plus the Vikings had called it a day midway through the 2nd. Despair has won again. Time for some good old fashioned Stress eating. Check out this Burger I created by ordering a Double bacon cheddar burger than ordered a side of fries and onion rings.

That thing stretched my stomach.  I stumbled out the bar cussing under my breath because I realized it was another Sunday full of failure and loss.  It’s been like this the last 12 out of 14 weeks.  I don’t know how but for some reason I got hungry when I got home.  ”Shieeeeeet, Hot dogs would be amazing right now” said my inner fat fuck.  I got everything out and realized I have no bread in the house.  Not even sandwich bread.  So I looked in the fridge and got a couple slices of bologna, sliced deli ham, and Mayonnaise.  Have to admit, I have been getting upset by peoples hatred for Mayo.  Its one of the best condiments out there next to ketchup.  I used the Mayo as a glue to keep the bologna and ham together.  Grenobled the hotdogs for 55 seconds and BOOM!

Now thats a Ham Dog! Suddenly this day isn’t so bad anymore. The H.O.R. is going full throttle over the next month with events plus working at helicopter propeller arms pace planning all of the great things for 2012.

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