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Reed Rothchild Bacon and Exercise Diet

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A lot of people, well ok some people, alright you win, no one has asked me (YET) about how I stay in peak physical condition 365 days out of the year. However, I can assure you after this post you will be kicking yourself that you didn’t ask me sooner. I was in the lab A.K.A. kitchen about to get my get it on with a beautiful thick cut hickory smoked bacon orgy fest. Now the stereotype is that bacon is terrible for you. That rederick comes from the same people who told you Lucky Strikes are hazardous to your pregnancy. These people probably graduated from Cal, drink PBR, and ramble on and on how MGMT sold out to their fans. Some people may refer to them as doctors in the mainstream but people who know the business already know the real term is HATERS. So to make them happy, I formed Voltron by combing diet, exercise, and B. I give you PROCON!

The planned love child of Protein and bacon.   You get all the protein, vitamins, calcium, and added energy from a diet protein shake combined with the daily America loving, terrorist killing, football spiking BACON. Look how sexy the first strip is with its end up in the air. Like a high school sweetheart on prom night, pre-restraining order. So how do you make such greatness? Cook one side of bacon, when you flip it over then pour the powder on to the bacon. I used two scoop per strip. They should look something like this.

I can just feel some of you haters out there mumbling under your breath at the monitor “Reed your such a dumbass you have to exercise in order for that to work” HA! step aside, I’m one step ahead of you. I have a gym in my house. Yeah, it actually came with the house. That’s how I fuckin roll. Still don’t believe me? BOOM here are some pictures of my home gym.

It’s a little quiet over there. Look at that, I call it the gauntlet.  7 steps of hell and just when you think your done, 7 more! I’ve seen grown men break down half way through.  I wouldn’t wish it on anybody.

So there you go.  The lean shake I got at GNC for only $30.  After 6 weeks I have lost 0.3 pounds.  Probably 0.4 if I take my underwear off

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Amazing Weekend!

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Natti Boh and Bacon Cupcakes, why Baltimore is the greatest city on earth

In fact it was such an amazing weekend that I just now fully recovered from it. Kicked off Friday night in Adams Morgan with the weekly spot I play in which I literally unplugged my laptop at 3am, got paid out and went straight to bed (shut up Nan) to rest up for the Summer Massive at Bourbon St in Baltimore.

DJ 814ofcourse and I got about 10 pounds of bacon from Safeway in addition to the Wild Boar bacon we had. To celebrate Quincy’s birthday we put together some bacon cupcakes. Our crew rolled into Bourbon St with about 4 full size Ziplock bags of bacon. It’s always weird going to events and doing the artist check in with security as they go through our bags and keep pulling out bacon. Good news is that every place I go to, security loves the rave bacon! I had a blast as usual doing this event with Steez Promo and being able to hang out with the Baltimore Fam who have gone above and beyond in making 2011 a year ill never forget.

My dude is killin the game right here!


I was so glad I got to finally see DJ/Producer J. Rabbit from New York play. Dude destroyed the place at 8 o’clock. I was watching from the second floor looking down and I still got splashed with beer, and caught a glow stick to the side of the head. His set was fucking awesome. As always my favorites Uncle Jesse and Bird Peterson had awesome sets and during Uncle Jesse’s set we were able to capture this GEM on stage.

Oh my Heavens! A new photo shop Evan face to work with. I wonder what majestic animals I can put this face on? Either way, at some point this year Evan 2.0 should be a clothing line that is strictly made from photo shops. Choo Choo! Whut Up Ribs!

Sunday night I had to set my alarm to 8PM and still almost overslept just to get down to the Rock n Roll Hotel after going into rave recovery mode Sat night/Sun Morning. It was weird at first because H Street was a GHOST TOWN when I was walking down the sidewalk. I’m thinking aw shit, gonna be one of these nights. I was hella excited to play with the homies Starks, Nacey, and the SMUDGE. Turns out all of our friends and fam rolled through at like 10:30. Place was rammed out by 11 and we had to cut the lights on around 2 just to get people out. It was mad fun, but I was damn near crippled come Monday. Thank god it was a chill relaxing 4th of July on a DC rooftop watching the “Firetwerks”. I turn 30 on September 6th but after a couple days in a row of raging, it feels like I’m turning 50.

Big Thanks to the man bringing you all of the photo and video to the H.O.R. Seannie Cameras 

CHECK OUT ALL THE PHOTOS FROM SPRING MASSIVE HERE

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Summer Massive Tickets and Schiavo Swag Giveaway!

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After following up Starscape with an amazing 3 room event MEGA DC, Steez is bringing the delicious bass back to Bourbon Street for the Summer Massive Meltdown. Djing Steez events this year has blown me away with how our area knows how to RAGE and I can’t tell you how honored and excited that they asked me to be a part of it.

To Say thanks to everybody, Steez and the Head of Rothchild are having a special giveaway where you can win 2 FREE Summer Massive tickets and 2 FREE “Schiavo SWAG” shirts (Shirts for sale to the public in August). All you have to do is sign up.

To enter in the raffle giveaway, you only have to do two easy things,

1. Click the Facebook “LIKE” button at the bottom

2. In the comments section below write “STEEZ PROMO RAVE BACON”

3. Thats it!

Make sure you enter a valid email address so we may contact you. Cutoff to enter is THURSDAY JUNE 30th at 12:00 e.s.t. Winners will be announced on FACEBOOK and TWITTER at 5:00PM THURSDAY JUNE 30TH. Once contacted, you will have 24 hours to respond with your government name and shirt size. If you don’t reply within the 24 hour period, we will draw another name.

Only one email entry per person. This site tracks IP address with every comment. Any double entry IP address will result in a disqualification

In case you haven’t seen these magnificent bastards known as Schiavo SWAG shirts, here is the Head of Rothchilds favorite Schiavotologist, Jon Spero the voice of Hot Pink Delorean and executive bathroom ruining specialist.

So if that beautiful mug and I guess Terri too doesn’t get you excited then well, you might be turning into a Schiavo and just don’t realize it yet. Good Luck!

WITH PERFORMANCES BY:

MSTRKRFT

DJ HYPE

KILL THE NOISE

16 BIT

AJAPAI

MUSTARD PIMP

BIRD PETERSON

THE JAPANESE POPSTARS

J. RABBIT

with support from GANGSTA FUN – SEGWAY – UNCLE JESSE – LJ MTX – REED ROTHCHILD – LEKO – FRACTAL – RX – NIXSIN – D-FECT – MONSTERZ UNDER THE BED – LATIGID – SHUGADADDE VS JMUNGZ – GRIME SYNDICATE – NEUMANN – ELEMENTAL – THE NINETIES – LOCK DANAN – GAMBIT – BASS DREAD – KNOXBOX – LINKMINDZ – LOGUN – BENNY BILLIAN

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DC Pride Special. Shitty (Gay) Myspace Rappers: Zeb Atlas & Gangsta Fag

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One of the funniest times of the year to walk around DC is down constitution Ave and Dupont Circle during pride week. Its not because of the people celebrating pride week but because of the terrified mid-western tourist who decided to visit DC this weekend without doing their homework as to whats really going on downtown this weekend. You can also make a case for the fashion yays and nays that go along with this week. From ass-less chaps to well, straight up ass-less, Pride week gives an entertainment value for everyone in the city. I was going to have a couple more posts to go along for pride week but time passed by and it’s already here. With that said the H.O.R. is doing s special pride week tribute with not one but two Shitty Myspace rappers.

Our first one is Zeb Atlas. If their were a gay and even less talented version of Lou Ferrigno, Zeb Atlas would be it’s Mr. Universe every year. A body builder, gay porn star, Zeb Atlas is throwing his helmet in the ring as a god awful autotuned club singer. He has a similar voice to Ferrigno and when you hear it put through autotune it sounds like an autobot getting a rim job. He brought along a vocalist named Pearly Gates which is ironic because once you hear her sing you’d think you’ve gone straight to hell. I could only stomach it for about 2 minutes before losing brunch, lunch, and dinner. Does anyone else think Pearly Gates looks like a Yorkshire Terrier?

Now that we hit the club it’s time to hit the mean streets with a dude who brings new meaning to the term hustle hard, Gangsta Fag. I actually found out about him years ago when he did an interview on Opie and Anthony. I died laughing the first time heard this. Enjoy and to all the H.O.R. reading rainbows out there, Happy Pride Week!

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EXCLUSIVE: Shitty Youtube Rapper “Big Albrezzy” – The African 50 Tyson

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With Memorial Day drawing closer the swimming pools are starting to fill back up as the talent pool begins to drain out on the blog and in this case, it’s a talent dry-spell. My body is just now recovering from the Triggah Trio Post last month I must be getting old because just like Whiskey, I can olny take in Shitty Myspace rappers every so often now. I’m not joking. It’s effected the way I find music to DJ with. I’ve got so used to listening to total shit that I’ve become desensitized to it. Kind of like watching pornography, the more you push the threshold looking at shit online, the more it becomes normal. Next thing you know your watching Filipino midgets helicopter penis style pissing on Norwegian Tranny’s while they recite the entire movie script from Turner & Hooch. All of a sudden it’s like FUCK! how did I get to this point? Rest assure, this is that porno.

Meet Big Albrezzy.  He reminds me of a hybrid between 50 Tyson and Eli Porter.  So that means if 50 Tyson and Eli Porter lyrically made love, Big Albreezy would be their love child.  I warned you, this is that Porno. He raps about life on the streets, hustling, and of course getting bitches.  You can find Albrezzy only on youtube as he spams away on peoples channel wall begging them to listen to his youtube tracks.  well, you don’t have to beg any further Breezy,  your music has come to the right place.  The first youtube track is called “Girlfriend High” I would turn down the volume on a little because Breezy has the infamous $5 Best Buy microphone.  To be honest, I can’t get enough of this little toe tapper. It was even called “hot fire” by…..Albreezy.

You like that? I did. This is what it’s come to. These rappers have drained all of my music sense from me to the point that I don’t know whats good or bad anymore. Did you know I’m playing at the Starscape Music Festival in two weeks? Couldn’t tell ya what I’m going to play. Shit, you just might hear Albreezy or Ziplok blasting out of the speakers. Please keep me in your “prayers” that I get my mojo back!! You think he sounds good off the studio recording, just wait until you hear Albreezy LIVE Not only are we treated to a live performance of “Believe In Me” we also get 2 other tracks from his collection. So if your at work or at a cafe somewhere out there in the world ( I see you readers in Romania/Croatia!) sit back and enjoy the blissful coma inducing nails on the chalk board sounds of Big Albreezy.

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Shitty Myspace Rapper Yung Dex Part 2

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It’s been almost a year since we checked in with one of the most notorious Shitty Myspace Rappers Yung Dex. I guess you can say I’m having withdraw from being able to get my hands on Yung Dex material.  Yung Dex is hard to find.  After the fallout from the last post, he ditched his youtube account and went into hiding.  It wasn’t until recently that one of the H.O.R. readers emailed me letting me know that he found Yung Dex and wanted to share.

Dex recently started a new youtube channel and is making freestyle videos in hopes of getting signed to a record deal.  He left a status update on his Myspace page that says “It’s 2011, Im tryna push hard to get a record deal”  Yung Dex is determined to penetrate the music industry by making youtube freestyles.  This freestyle is in his moms bedroom while borrowing one of her Easter style Mardi Gras mask.  If you can get through the entire youtube without  feeling some sort of douche chill ridden shame, I will send you a H.O.R. shirt.

Ouch! That combines all different phases of suck from presentation, wardrobe, talent, and just all over horrible. The problem is that he hasn’t been on youtube in a couple days so I took it upon myself to send him a message letting him know that he is once again getting publicity for his youtubes. Feel free to also let him know but please be kind…..I would hate for him to get his feelings hurt and go into hiding again. Who am I kidding, let him have it.

GRAB A HOLD OF YUNG DEX!

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TONIGHT! Obeyah & Reed at Little Miss Whiskeys

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After retiring the infamous REED VS REED party on the floor of U Street Music Hall, Obeyah and Reed Rothchild are back at Little Miss Whisky’s.
Bringing another night of partying not for the faint of heart. leaving you asking the question __________!? and how did that just happen… Were going in on some New Shit, Club Anthems, Moombahton, Electro, Dancehall, Guilty Pleasures … and whatever the time is right for. were coming to get live, so act like you came to paty… in the great words of so many club promoters before us, IZ,ON!!

OBEYAH & REED ROTHCHILD HAVE A POSSE AND ITS GOING TO BE AT LITTLE MISS WHISKY’S TONIGHT!!

OBEYAH
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MTV Cribs Featuring: ZIPLOK

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Just to give everybody a quick update, the sweaty armpit of New Hampshire, Ziplok hasn’t posted any new youtube videos for us to clown on ever since his god awful performance in New York. I truly believe he’s starting to realize that the more garbage videos he uploads or the more ear drum stabbing tracks he puts out are just going lead to further blog posts. When he shuts up, I have nothing to write about but then again the only reason I write, is to get him to shut up. The duality of man I suppose. One thing I can report to you is that I have had a lot of people from the New Hampshire area who know Ziplok personally reach out to me and have basically confirmed everything that’s been posted about the dude over the last two years. I don’t need to mention names for H.O.R. grants full immunity and protection to those who can contribute with information that leads to a comedic blog post.

So this little treasure that I was able to dig up comes my special archives collection. Ziplok has tons of videos that aren’t on his youtube channel. You just got to know where to hunt. In the beginning, he drives through the New Hampshire countryside on his way home. He then shows off the whips in his driveway. Once the Hot import nights segment is complete, we get to inside Ziploks crib. I thought the Superdome during Katrina looked more inviting than his place.

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Ziplok, posted with vodpod

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