2013 Celebrity Death Prediction Contest

A contest so rich, it has more tradition than Notre Dame Football.  Rolling strong in it’s third year, the HOR celebrity death contest has returned to glory. A star shinning bright above the HOR Republic.  As far as the current 2012 contest goes, we will have the results posted in January.  To be totally honest, I laid a dinosaur size egg in 2012 going a miserable 0-5 on my picks.  Just like when any franchise fails during a season of promise, it’s time to blow the team up and rebuild.  This year I’m not bringing back any of the celebs  from last year starting with a brand new roster.  Before we get into my picks for 2013, lets take a look at what the 1st place finisher will win.

Photo by: Derek Moore

5 POUNDS OF WILD BOAR BACON! 
Mailed directly to your house in a mail safe cooler direct from the butcher!

 Got some weed from Afghanistan (((S W A G)))

HOR is giving you the OG Trippy stick, a $169 dollar value

“The OG Trippy Stick is the most advanced way to smoke without being detected. With the simple one click Vaporizer Chamber it could not be much easier for those “Quick Vapes”. Do not let the size of the OG Trippy Stick discourage you. With over 500 hits per charge there is no wonder the OG Trippy Stick is the number one selling Vaporizer on-line!”

How do you enter? It’s simple and FREE

1. IN THE COMMENTS SECTION BELOW, MAKE A LIST OF 5 CELEBS THAT YOU THINK ARE GOING TO KICK THE BUCKET IN 2013.  THEY CAN BE ACTORS, ATHLETES, EVEN TALENTLESS REALITY/INTERNET PERSONALITIES.  YOU GET ONE ENTRY PER IP ADDRESS/FB ACCOUNT.  ANY DUPLICATES WILL BE DISQUALIFIED. IN THE EVENT THERE IS A TIE, WE WILL GO IN THE ORDER LISTED IN COMPARISON.  IF YOU HAD CELEB “X” AT THE TOP AND SOMEONE ELSE HAD IT LISTED 4TH DOWN THEN YOU WOULD WIN ON A TIE BREAKER. ALL ENTRIES MUST BE MADE BY DECEMBER 30TH, NO EXCEPTIONS

2. LIKE the Head of Rothchild FB Page 

PLEASE NO PAST OR PRESENT PRESIDENTS OR POLITICIANS 

Sweeeeeeeeet!  Now I give you, my 2013 Death board.

 Kirk Douglas - During the year I’ll see celebrities on TV who look so bad that I put a mental note to myself to take a look at them in December for the death pool.  I remember seeing Kirk on TV and my eyes lit up at how bad he looked.  Kurt is my first round, blue chip pick. Lets Play!

Zsa Zsa Gabor - I was shocked when I checked her Wikipedia page and saw she was still alive.  She was just recently rushed to the ER and currently has half a leg.  If she gets through 2013, she can easily have a cameo on the walking dead.

Mickey Rooney -I don’t know much about Mickey except that he’s 92.  Somethings gotta give and in a rebuilding year, safe money is the play.

Scott Hall - Ay Yo, Razor Ramon, one of my favorite wrestlers of all time.  Last year I picked KoKo B Ware and he came out on top but after seeing the espn short on Scott Hall I was like DAMN.  The way he’s going, 2013 can’t be his year.

Billy Graham - Anytime a religion loses one of their own, it’s a step in the right direction. Cya!

Those are my 5.  I challenge you to beat me because this year, I’m back! Of course like we have to say every year, this competition although morally brutal, is just for fun. If you have a problem with what we’re doing at HOR, you can submit a complaint HERE

Good Luck!

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HOR Exclusive: Glen “G Money” Jones – Binders Full of Women

 After the second presidential debate and viral success of the Mitt Romney A.K.A R-Money picture on the HEAD OF ROTHCHILD fan page, I was sent a track from Marcus Dowling over at Listen Vision studios called “Binders Full of Women” by Glen “G Money” Jones.  I was so happy with thh track and them sending it over that we partnered up to put the exclusive release out on HOR. Below if an official press release from Listen Vision studios along with download to the track.  Enjoy!

DOWNLOAD “BINDERS FULLA WOMEN” - http://bit.ly/RgWT1D
DOWNLOAD THE CLEAN EDIT OF “BINDERS FULLA WOMEN” - http://www.sendspace.com/file/b12w8b

Motivated by a speaking gaffe from Tuesday October 16th’s Obama/Romney presidential debate, Listen Vision Recording Studios’ own Glen “G Money” Jones produced and created an entire rap song based around a sample of the oft-discussed to internet meme level error.

Listen Vision (twitter.com/listenvision) partners with irreverent local blog Head of Rothchild (www.headofrothchild.com) on the release of the track for free download. However, Washington, DC’s oldest and largest recording studio intends for the track to not just provide some much needed levity in a contentious election cycle, but to also give a sample of the production work being done by our three engineers, G Money (twitter.com/gmoneybeatz), head engineer Awthentik (twitter.com/awthentik) and Sergio Cortez (twitter.com/sergio_cortez).

For more information on Listen Vision’s studio rates, call 202 332 8494 to speak with owner Jeremy Beaver, as well as account managers Scott Black and Marcus Dowling. Furthermore, tune in to Listen Vision’s streaming online radio station – WLVS Radio (twitter.com/wlvsradio) – which, at present hosts 70+ programs and 80+ hours of first-run weekly programming featuring Antonio the Cuban Cigar Smoker, Olivia Fox, DJ Alizay, Anwan “Big G” Glover, P Stew, Eddie Kayne and a slew of rising broadcasters from a plethora of sectors of Washington, DC’s re-ascendant creative community.

 

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FACEBOOK CREEPS

After the success from Hood Tweets, I got the idea to start a tumblr site dedicated to all the creeps and ghouls who creep on other Facebook members.  I got the inspiration after constantly seeing girls post their own encounters with dudes via screen shots putting them on blast.  I’ve seen other related sites like this so I’m not taking credit for doing it however, all the other sites block out the creeps names.  NOT THIS SITE!  We puttin EVERYBODY on blast and hiding nothing except the names of the members who submitted content.  So ladies and even the few gentlemen who get creeped on by getting tagged in photos, wall posts, and the infamous private messages, we need your help in starting to build site content.  Please take clear screen shots and SEND THEM TO THE HEAD OF ROTHCHILD FB INBOX. Here are some of the first ones we got in.  You may recognize some of them…

 

FOLLOW THE FACEBOOK CREEPS TUMBLR PAGE HERE.  BE SURE TO FOLLOW AND IF YOU HAVE ANYONE CREEPERS YOU WANT PUT ON BLAST, SEND THEM JOINTS IN!

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Brace Yourself for the Worst Song and Video Ever Created

Every once in a while a youtube video is discovered that is SO BAD you want to flag it in hopes that a “THIS SHIT SUCKS” tab will be available. The best disasters to come across are the ones that are extremely bad but don’t have a lot of views yet (only 1700). That’s what the HOR is all about, finding diamond turds in a swamp of mediocrity. This video was posted on my wall late last night and when I heard it, I immediately tried to induce vomiting but was unsuccessful in fact, I sharted. That was the sign from above that this needed to be blogged right away. The singers name is Gnesa Agnes from New York who can belt out the kind of vocal that only a wounded giraffe can.  A wounded giraffe shot by a crossbow while drinking water.  Now if you think this throw away Kardashian’s voice is bad, wait til you see the video.  The close up with the shotty make up already will put you in a state of panic while she then goes into the same hip moving dance that you do when you’re 30 deep in a Port-o-pottie line.  It’s produced so bad that I can’t even hear or make out what she’s singing about.  Alright, I don’t want to be too harsh on her but once you sit through the horror I had to endure you’ll understand my pain.  Without further adieu, Here is Gnesa Agnes with an atrocity against humanity called “Wilder”

Eat your fucking heart out Rebecca Black. Shout out to Conformidi Notilus for showing me this or should I say fuck you?  Don’t know but thanks.

Know someone who’s worse than this?  Let me know by posting it on the HEAD OF ROTHCHILD FAN PAGE WALL

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HOR Sticker Contest Winner and Photo Submissions

Huge shout out to everyone in the HOR republic who absolutely killed it in the HOR sticker contest which just furthers the point that HOR has funniest and creative readers on the internet.  I had to go through tons of photo’s from all over the world and would like to share some of the best ones.

HOR in San Diego, California (via DJ LiL Elle)  On a Cable Car high above Gatlinburg Tennessee (Via James)  On top of the wall at Chez Gladines in Paris, France (via Amanda)  One thing that I learned from this contest is that not only do HOR readers love weed, but HOR stickers make a great Bong decoration. Probably won’t mention names here but y’all heads know who you are and thanks for submitting!

 Did you know that HOR is the #1 blog site for Texas Truckers?  It’s a part of their daily life. Trucker Breakfast (Via Trololol me some Moore)  So many great photo’s turned in it’s a shame only one can win.  Good news is that the contest winner went ABOVE & BEYOND to take home the trophy.  This like one of thse 55-10 blowout Superbowl’s.  The winner comes from Texas, who came up with the genius idea of having an artistic photo shoot to represent the “emotion” and spirit that is HOR.  Here are the photos of your contest winner:

Love how this pic captures emotion and passion.  Art.  This piece I like to call “Classy Casual” Bow tie, hat to the side.  Straight chillin. So there it is, another contest in the books.  Winner will receive a HOR Schiavo & Ziplok shirt.  Look out for a new contest coming soon!

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Get to know your 9/11 Conspiracy Theorists

Today marks the 11th Anniversary of 9/11 which means another year of squinting my eyes and trying to figure out how it’s been that long since it happened.  I never got into the conspiracy theorists side of the tragedy and never really had an interest in taking a side on it.  Now matter if it was an inside or an outside job, it still happened so I try to keep focus on the people who died that day more than anything.  With thats said, more twitter gold was created thanks to one of the funniest dudes on there, @Boring_as-heck who went through the site finding tweets from people who would tweet about 9/11 not being real then following up with a mindless tweet that lets people know the knowledge base of the conspiracy demographic.  Is it a reflection of everybody who thinks 9/11 is an inside job?  Fuck no.  Is it funny to see people throw their two cents in on shit they really don’t know about? Fuck Yes.  Here are some of the best tweets.

 For more conspiracies click here 

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Moombacon Massive Week! DJ Set times

Always get a little more excited and a little more hungry leading up Moombacon Sunday.  For those who still need more event info, You can find it here. Just a heads up that Rock and Roll Hotel is having a nearly sold out show downstairs starting at 7 so we are expected to hit capacity even earlier than we did last year which was around 11:15.  Of course you know what the reward is for heads who come out early.  MOOMBACON STARTS AT 9PM. Here are the *set times.

9:00 – 9:35 – Denman
9:35 – 10:10 – Racecarbed
10:10 – 10:45 – Phetish
10:45 – 11:30 – Plymouth Prowler Boys
11:30 – 12:20 – Say Wut
12:20 – 1:15 – Dirty South Joe
1:15 – 2:10 – Scottie B
2:10 – Close – RR

*Set times are subject to change.  Any set time changes will be posted on the FB event wall.  See you there Horriors!

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2012 Celebrity Death Contest – The Final Mile

Here is a quick score update on our HOR Celebrity Death contest as we hit the final stretch of the race with about 3 months to go.  Here is the leader board with our current first place participant has already hit 3 out of 5 this year.  A new record!  He will be tough to catch but we do have others on the board.

1st – Charles
WoW, this man is the Grim Reaper! 3 out of 5 are already in and they weren’t even popular picks. Here is what he had.

Ray Bradbury
Ernest Brognine
Vidal Sassoon

2nd place? Well, everyone else is tied with 1. At this point they need a miracle to pass the angel of death, Charles. Here are their hits thus far.

Joe Paterno – Steve, Casey, Concerned Citizen, Mike Kelly
Dick Clark – Nathan Slater & Louie
John Starks – Etta James
Alex Duke – Rodney King
Nicole Morris – Richard Dawson

Fuck this contest! I haven’t got a single hit yet.  I’m already scouting the health report for next year.

1st Place will receive 5 lbs of Wild Boar bacon, $50 Target gift card, $50 gift card to True Orleans restaurant, rolling papers, OLM shirt & stickers, but most importantly, the respect of every Horrior in the HOR republic.

Please “Like” our partners in grime over at One Love Massive who have helped pull of another amazing contest. 

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HOR Side Project: HOOD TWEETS

I don’t know about you but, I still haven’t figured out the point/use of twitter and I’ve been on it for 3 years. Are you suppose to network with other people on it?  Are you suppose to use it to rant, rave, or just write down the useless shit you say to yourself in your head?  I have no idea but I will tell you what I DO use it for.  I use it to discover some of the most off the wall people I can find and in my search for random hilarity, I slowly became more and more fascinated with reading tweets from people who keep it hood as fuck.  It has a combination of mindless ramblings,  people joanin on each other at the club, and even clownin family members.

This gave me the idea to start my own little side project dedicated to these amazing people on twitter by starting a tumblr site called HOOD TWEETSFuck a shark week, these are raw, unedited tweets from some of the most trillest hood rats on twitter.  A endless search into the abyss finding some of the best comedy gold that money really can’t buy.  So to get people excited for the new site, I put up some of my favorite tweets thus far from the site.  If you do have a tumblr page, PLEASE FOLLOW HOOD TWEETS

 

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Moombacon Massive is September 2nd

Whats starting to become the Labor Day Weekend tradition in DC, the HOR original, Moombacon Massive is back and this time we spared no expense in making sure we have the best lineup in DC Sunday night.  We’ve teamed up with Cool Breezy to give give you the most diverse, talented, well known DJ’s from Philly to Baltimore, along with our own home grown DC cream of the crop.  As always, the event is at Rock and Roll Hotel with doors open at 9PM and going until 3AM.  those who come early will be rewarded with FREE Thick-cut Bacon, FREE Fried Chicken, and FREE Condoms (if you’re into using those rubber cockblockers).  Get it while it lasts because it doesn’t last very long.

PLEASE RSVP AT THE FACEBOOK EVENT HERE

Best part about the Massive is that it’s 100% FREE all night. No cover, no dress code, no drama.  Now lets get to the lineup already!

Dirty South Joe – Philly, Mad Decent

Scottie B – Baltimore, Unruly Records

                             

DJ Say Wut – Baltimore

       

Plymouth Prowler Boys AKA Uncle Jesse – Baltimore, Unruly, Crossfaded Bacon

Uncle Jesse presents : Plymouth Prowler Boys by Uncle Jesse on Mixcloud

DJ Phetish P, Jake Komara, Denman – HOR Maryland & DC

I think we all know these hooligans

PHETISH P Facebook Page

DENMAN


Just added! RACECARBED      MC SHAWN LUCAS

DON’T FORGET THE FREE BACON, FRIED CHICKEN, AND CONDOMS!

Can’t wait to see you there!

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