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Haven’t put up a Stoner section post in a MINUTE. I got so faded last night that my random youtube A.D.D. bender went warp speed far into galaxy’s I have never adventured to before. In just a few clicks I was able to go back in time and even transfer high schools. If you looked at my Diploma, you would notice the “Urbana High School” writing slowly fading away as “Friendswood High School” started to blend in. I started watching old morning announcements from schools I didn’t even attend or know what state the school is in. It was some of the most fun I’ve had in years.
I defy you to tell me this isn’t the greatest man on the planet. Look at that beautiful Juniper waterfall gift from god in the back of that “work hard, play hard” hair on top. PEEP GAME at 0:27 as Friendswood drops an exclusive news tidbit 100 billion years in the making, Seasons changing! I don’t know what reporter Laurie Hern is doing today but she knows damn well her paycheck stealing days started in the 10th grade. Utter Shit!
Fuck Outta here! I know a snitch when I see one and NO DOUBT Peter Brown is a narc. I wish I could meeet Peter today because I think there’s a pretty solid chance that he has an absurd amount of interracial post op, foot job videos on an external hard drive somewhere. I think it would be fun to call him out on it and watch him squirm around awkwardly trying hard as hell to change the subject. I’m sure it’s hard to pay attention to Peter when he talks due to the reflection of light bouncing off his glasses. Keep ya head up Peter!
You saw that weather report too huh?
It’s time that we start to bring some sex appeal on the blog. We have the laughs, we have the music, but we don’t have the sex coming out of the monitor and right at you getting your inner juices flowing. In this case it’s time to get your inner juices squirting. What better way than to have a shark toothed Walmart shopper share her bedroom tricks of the trade on how she squirts. Shout out to T.J. Marble for loading up the readers spank bank for the weekend
