It’s that time of year again when we use the excitement of the Holidays along with optimism of the upcoming new year to channel it in picking the death of the worlds greatest and not so greatest celebrities. The H.O.R. Death list is in it’s third year and this time we’re not playing around by giving away a great grand prize. Just in case people get their panties in a bunch PLEASE NOTE: We don’t endorse any physical harm to these people or are threatening them in any way. We are just picking “Celebrities” to check out due to unforeseen circumstances. Shit happens, it’s part of life, get over yourself.
Now down to business. This year I’m upping the prize pack ante with help from our friends over at ONE LOVE MASSIVE who’s been a great a supporter of this evil blog from day ONE. We are forever grateful. Click the logo and “LIKE” their page to get updates from everything One Love Massive
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IN THE COMMENTS SECTION BELOW MAKE A LIST OF 5 CELEBS THAT YOU THINK ARE GOING TO KICK THE BUCKET IN 2012. THEY CAN BE ACTORS, ATHLETES, EVEN TALENTLESS REALITY/INTERNET PERSONALITIES. YOU GET ONE ENTRY PER IP ADDRESS. ANY DUPLICATES WILL BE DISQUALIFIED. IN THE EVENT THERE IS A TIE, WE WILL GO IN THE ORDER LISTED IN COMPARISON. IF YOU HAD CELEB “X” AT THE TOP AND SOMEONE ELSE HAD IT LISTED 4TH DOWN THEN YOU WOULD WIN ON A TIE BREAKER. ALL ENTRIES MUST BE MADE BY DECEMBER 30TH, NO EXCEPTIONS
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Making my pics this year I know I had to be confident as opposed to LAST YEARS PREDICTIONS where I was unsure of a few pics and it ended up costing me the title. I had Amy Winehouse last year but scratched her out at the last minute as the Grim Reaper had her first in his fantasy league. This year is WIDE open. Anyone who I had circled to put on here checked out early. Joe Frazier and Steve Jobs would have been this list but didn’t they make it to 2012. So for my five this year, I’m bringing back two celebs and adding three. Here are the new ones.
BB King, the greatest blues singer of all time.
Wilfred Brimley, It’s hard to believe that he actually had an acting career before Liberty medical testing supplies. It’s going to be hard not to be stoned and not see those dia-beat-us commercials anymore.
KoKo B Ware, aww man this was a tough to put on the list but any 80′s wrestler turning 55 might as well be turning 105. One of my favorite WWF wrestlers back in the day. This is one I hope I get wrong.
Returning this year…
Penny Marshall. I had a great feeling about this one next year and feel that I was just of by a couple months. A solid pick that should bring back huge returns this year. Now to the man who won’t quit…
Jerry Lewis. Lets face it, I’m just too proud to let this pick go. At this point, I don’t think he’ll ever die. You can’t even gauge him based on appearance. One picture he’s fat, other pictures he looks as pale as a ghost. I’m very easily setting myself back by losing a pick every year just to get this one right but we must stay the course. He kind of looks like an even more bloated William Shatner in that photo.
So there are my 5. Lets not forget my honorable mentions that I left out but will probably drop dead this year – Courtney Love, Biv from Bel Biv Devoe, and Justin Bieber.
