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2012 Celebrity Death Prediction Contest

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It’s that time of year again when we use the excitement of the Holidays along with optimism of the upcoming new year to channel it in picking the death of the worlds greatest and not so greatest celebrities. The H.O.R. Death list is in it’s third year and this time we’re not playing around by giving away a great grand prize. Just in case people get their panties in a bunch PLEASE NOTE: We don’t endorse any physical harm to these people or are threatening them in any way. We are just picking “Celebrities” to check out due to unforeseen circumstances. Shit happens, it’s part of life, get over yourself.

Now down to business. This year I’m upping the prize pack ante with help from our friends over at ONE LOVE MASSIVE who’s been a great a supporter of this evil blog from day ONE.  We are forever grateful.  Click the logo and “LIKE” their page to get updates from everything One Love Massive

Here is what the big winner will get…

5 POUNDS OF WILD BOAR BACON

$50 TARGET GIFT CARD

ALSO INCLUDED: H.O.R. SHIRTS AND STICKERS.

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$50 GIFT CARD TO TRUORLEANS OR ALT. FOOD SPOT.
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How do you enter? It’s simple and FREE

IN THE COMMENTS SECTION BELOW MAKE A LIST OF 5 CELEBS THAT YOU THINK ARE GOING TO KICK THE BUCKET IN 2012.  THEY CAN BE ACTORS, ATHLETES, EVEN TALENTLESS REALITY/INTERNET PERSONALITIES.  YOU GET ONE ENTRY PER IP ADDRESS.  ANY DUPLICATES WILL BE DISQUALIFIED. IN THE EVENT THERE IS A TIE, WE WILL GO IN THE ORDER LISTED IN COMPARISON.  IF YOU HAD CELEB “X” AT THE TOP AND SOMEONE ELSE HAD IT LISTED 4TH DOWN THEN YOU WOULD WIN ON A TIE BREAKER. ALL ENTRIES MUST BE MADE BY DECEMBER 30TH, NO EXCEPTIONS

ALSO, CLICK THE FACEBOOK  ”LIKE” AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE. BOOM! YOU GOT ACTION.

Making my pics this year I know I had to be confident as opposed to LAST YEARS PREDICTIONS where I was unsure of a few pics and it ended up costing me the title. I had Amy Winehouse last year but scratched her out at the last minute as the Grim Reaper had her first in his fantasy league.  This year is WIDE open.  Anyone who I had circled to put on here checked out early.  Joe Frazier and Steve Jobs would have been this list but didn’t they make it to 2012.  So for my five this year, I’m bringing back two celebs and adding three.  Here are the new ones.

BB King, the greatest blues singer of all time.

Wilfred Brimley, It’s hard to believe that he actually had an acting career before Liberty medical testing supplies. It’s going to be hard not to be stoned and not see those dia-beat-us commercials anymore.

KoKo B Ware, aww man this was a tough to put on the list but any 80′s wrestler turning 55 might as well be turning 105. One of my favorite WWF wrestlers back in the day. This is one I hope I get wrong.

Returning this year…

Penny Marshall. I had a great feeling about this one next year and feel that I was just of by a couple months. A solid pick that should bring back huge returns this year. Now to the man who won’t quit…

Jerry Lewis. Lets face it, I’m just too proud to let this pick go. At this point, I don’t think he’ll ever die. You can’t even gauge him based on appearance. One picture he’s fat, other pictures he looks as pale as a ghost. I’m very easily setting myself back by losing a pick every year just to get this one right but we must stay the course. He kind of looks like an even more bloated William Shatner in that photo.

So there are my 5.  Lets not forget my honorable mentions that I left out but will probably drop dead this year – Courtney Love, Biv from Bel Biv Devoe, and Justin Bieber.

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Celebrity Death Predictions List Contest 2011

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The annual tradition continues on the Head of Rothchild and hopefully this year will bring a better return.  If you remember last years list (Celebrity Deathwatch List 2010) I went a miserable 1 out 5 landing Yankees owner George Stienbrenner. This year I vow to do better! Here are my Fatal Five for 2011

Michael Douglas- Teach me how to Douglas.  Things started to go down hill in a hurry for him and 2010 which leads me to believe that putting my chips on Michael this year is the safest bet on the board this year.

Penny Marshall – Every time I go to the grocery store, waiting in line looking at the National Enquirer and the Globe,  I see Penny Marshall on the cover talking about her declining health.  I don’t know what her health situation is but I think she either has cancer or a Brain Tumor.

Aretha Franklin – Not looking good lately for the Queen of Soul.

Jerry Lewis – Year after year I keep calling for his death but just like his shitty telethons, he keeps going.  Ive put him on my list so many times that I refuse to take him off because the one year I do he’s gonna drop dead face first through a glass table  before Dick Clark finishes saying Happy New Year.  I wont let you beat me Lewis!!

George Kennedy - Couldnt think of the fifth and final spot.  Thought about it long and hard and I had 3 people left.  Nancy Reagan, Amy Winehouse, and just to make myself feel better I was had that annoying fucking red headed lady from the Progressive Insurance Commercials. Fucking can’t stand her but she looks healthy and I don’t see a disaster taking her out in 2011.  Nancy Reagan is in “good spirits and still sharp as a pistol” according to NBC Brian Williams so shes out.  Amy Winehouse is solid but its 50/50 with an experienced junkie, you never know what you’re going to get.  She’s like the odds on favor horse to win the derby but when gun goes off she sprints in the opposite direction laughing while I’m in the stands ripping up my betting ticket.  So I played it safe again.  I loved Leslie Nielson and from what I can remember that was my favorite Celebrity that died in 2010.  So why not take his co star George Kennedy?  He’s 85 years old and lives in Idaho.  That’s the perfect recipe.

The list is finally complete.  So just like we did it last year, put your list of 5  Celebs  in the comments.  The one who gets the most out of 5 will be the winner and shall receive a prize.  Please have your list turned in no later than JANUARY 3rd. Any list after that aren’t eligible to win any prize, you basically get out into the “Just for fun” part

SINCE WE HAVE TO KEEP THE PRIZE WORLDWIDE, ITS A $25 GIFT CERTIFICATE TO AMAZON.COM

If it was local you know that shit would have been a gift card to Outback Steakhouse.  Cause we keep it first fucking class at the H.O.R.

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Celebrity Deathwatch List 2010

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2009 was hands down one of the most memorable years for celebrity deaths and my list last year was almost spot on with the exception of the King of Pop.  Sadly, I think my list this year should do just as good.  For the record, I hope these people DON’T die but if I had to pick, it would be the following….

Jerry Lewis - I have had Jerry Lewis on the list for years now and after seeing recent pictures of him, I think this years telethon is going to have a bit of a more somber mood.

Bobby "The Brain" Heenan

Bobby “The Brain” Heenan - This one is going to be one of the saddest for me because Heenan was hands down my favorite wrestling personality in the WWF.  I heard recently that he is having complications with a battle with throat cancer.  I hope he pulls out of it but he is definetly on the watch list.

Forest Whitaker – Great actor, love all of his movies.  There is always a wild card celeb that no one sees coming and I got a hunch Forest is that dude.

 

George Stienbrenner - The former owner of the Yankees hasnt made a public apperance since the All Star game that was played in the old Yankees stadium.  The New York Post has reported that his health is declining and was not present in the recent Yankees World Series victory.

Mel Brooks – One of the best comedy directors of all time.  All of his movies more than stand up against the test of time.  I dont know if 2010 is on his side.

Whats your list?

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