A contest so rich, it has more tradition than Notre Dame Football. Rolling strong in it’s third year, the HOR celebrity death contest has returned to glory. A star shinning bright above the HOR Republic. As far as the current 2012 contest goes, we will have the results posted in January. To be totally honest, I laid a dinosaur size egg in 2012 going a miserable 0-5 on my picks. Just like when any franchise fails during a season of promise, it’s time to blow the team up and rebuild. This year I’m not bringing back any of the celebs from last year starting with a brand new roster. Before we get into my picks for 2013, lets take a look at what the 1st place finisher will win.
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How do you enter? It’s simple and FREE
1. IN THE COMMENTS SECTION BELOW, MAKE A LIST OF 5 CELEBS THAT YOU THINK ARE GOING TO KICK THE BUCKET IN 2013. THEY CAN BE ACTORS, ATHLETES, EVEN TALENTLESS REALITY/INTERNET PERSONALITIES. YOU GET ONE ENTRY PER IP ADDRESS/FB ACCOUNT. ANY DUPLICATES WILL BE DISQUALIFIED. IN THE EVENT THERE IS A TIE, WE WILL GO IN THE ORDER LISTED IN COMPARISON. IF YOU HAD CELEB “X” AT THE TOP AND SOMEONE ELSE HAD IT LISTED 4TH DOWN THEN YOU WOULD WIN ON A TIE BREAKER. ALL ENTRIES MUST BE MADE BY DECEMBER 30TH, NO EXCEPTIONS
PLEASE NO PAST OR PRESENT PRESIDENTS OR POLITICIANS
Sweeeeeeeeet! Now I give you, my 2013 Death board.
Kirk Douglas - During the year I’ll see celebrities on TV who look so bad that I put a mental note to myself to take a look at them in December for the death pool. I remember seeing Kirk on TV and my eyes lit up at how bad he looked. Kurt is my first round, blue chip pick. Lets Play!
Zsa Zsa Gabor - I was shocked when I checked her Wikipedia page and saw she was still alive. She was just recently rushed to the ER and currently has half a leg. If she gets through 2013, she can easily have a cameo on the walking dead.
Mickey Rooney -I don’t know much about Mickey except that he’s 92. Somethings gotta give and in a rebuilding year, safe money is the play.
Scott Hall - Ay Yo, Razor Ramon, one of my favorite wrestlers of all time. Last year I picked KoKo B Ware and he came out on top but after seeing the espn short on Scott Hall I was like DAMN. The way he’s going, 2013 can’t be his year.
Those are my 5. I challenge you to beat me because this year, I’m back! Of course like we have to say every year, this competition although morally brutal, is just for fun. If you have a problem with what we’re doing at HOR, you can submit a complaint HERE