Kim Jong Il Tribute: 1 Year Later

1 year ago to this day we lost the Korean Karl Lagerfeld, General Kim Jong Il.   A Supreme Leader within his own Country, and a hero to the rest of the world.  Along with his grandfather President Kim Il Sung, his life and teachings have sculptured what the HOR is today.  Like North Korea, the Head of Rothchild is a Hermit Kingdom closed off to the mainstream and followed by the only the most creative, free thinking individuals on the planet.  This collection think-tank is our glorious HOR Republic. General Kim Jong Il worked restlessly for the benefit of his own Country and gave his life to the well being of his people.  He didn’t care what the outside world thought of him and would crush anything that stood in the way of his agenda.

 In addition to being a hero to his people, General Kim Jong Il was known worldwide for being a trendsetter in mens fashion.  His Khaki green custom suits he wore to represent the Workers Party of the Korean people.  He wore custom made Courreges Sunglasses  that were made famous and are extremely difficult to find to this day. The Winter hat he wears is a cutom made Ushanka from otter fur that has fold up flaps and a custom rim.  He is the only one in North Korea who can wear this style hat.  The hat was a giveaway to the intelligence world that Kim Jong Un would eventually succeed him because he was seen with that style Ushanka on (Source) . His outfits are so next level and outside the box thinking, that leaders from all over the world would try to copy him.

 Here are some FACTS that you may not have known about Kim Jong Il

1. He was known by more than 50 names including Dear Leader, Supreme Leader, Our Father, The General, Generalissimo

2. He invented the hamburger

3.  He could control the weather with his moods

4. He wrote no fewer than 1,500 books in three years

5. He drank £450,000 of cognac each year

6.  His birth in Baekdu Mountain was prophesied by a swallow and heralded with a double rainbow and a new star in the heavens.

7. He was a near-obsessive film buff with a reported collection of 20,000 plus video tapes.

8. He loved watching NBA and even invited Kobe Bryant as a guest of honor.

9. He first picked up a golf club in 1994, at North Korea’s only golf course, and shot a 38-under par round that included no fewer than 11 holes in one. Satisfied with his performance, he reportedly immediately declared his retirement from the sport.

10.  He’s the fuckin man!

I can’t think of anything Obama has done in his entire lifetime that can hold a candle to this.   A year later and I’m still studying everything about Kim Jong Il and the fascinating Country of North Korea.  I hope to visit the Country next year and see what this glorious republic is up close.  I bow to you, my dear leader.

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2012 Celebrity Death Prediction Contest

It’s that time of year again when we use the excitement of the Holidays along with optimism of the upcoming new year to channel it in picking the death of the worlds greatest and not so greatest celebrities. The H.O.R. Death list is in it’s third year and this time we’re not playing around by giving away a great grand prize. Just in case people get their panties in a bunch PLEASE NOTE: We don’t endorse any physical harm to these people or are threatening them in any way. We are just picking “Celebrities” to check out due to unforeseen circumstances. Shit happens, it’s part of life, get over yourself.

Now down to business. This year I’m upping the prize pack ante with help from our friends over at ONE LOVE MASSIVE who’s been a great a supporter of this evil blog from day ONE.  We are forever grateful.  Click the logo and “LIKE” their page to get updates from everything One Love Massive

Here is what the big winner will get…

5 POUNDS OF WILD BOAR BACON

$50 TARGET GIFT CARD

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How do you enter? It’s simple and FREE

IN THE COMMENTS SECTION BELOW MAKE A LIST OF 5 CELEBS THAT YOU THINK ARE GOING TO KICK THE BUCKET IN 2012.  THEY CAN BE ACTORS, ATHLETES, EVEN TALENTLESS REALITY/INTERNET PERSONALITIES.  YOU GET ONE ENTRY PER IP ADDRESS.  ANY DUPLICATES WILL BE DISQUALIFIED. IN THE EVENT THERE IS A TIE, WE WILL GO IN THE ORDER LISTED IN COMPARISON.  IF YOU HAD CELEB “X” AT THE TOP AND SOMEONE ELSE HAD IT LISTED 4TH DOWN THEN YOU WOULD WIN ON A TIE BREAKER. ALL ENTRIES MUST BE MADE BY DECEMBER 30TH, NO EXCEPTIONS

ALSO, CLICK THE FACEBOOK  ”LIKE” AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE. BOOM! YOU GOT ACTION.

Making my pics this year I know I had to be confident as opposed to LAST YEARS PREDICTIONS where I was unsure of a few pics and it ended up costing me the title. I had Amy Winehouse last year but scratched her out at the last minute as the Grim Reaper had her first in his fantasy league.  This year is WIDE open.  Anyone who I had circled to put on here checked out early.  Joe Frazier and Steve Jobs would have been this list but didn’t they make it to 2012.  So for my five this year, I’m bringing back two celebs and adding three.  Here are the new ones.

BB King, the greatest blues singer of all time.

Wilfred Brimley, It’s hard to believe that he actually had an acting career before Liberty medical testing supplies. It’s going to be hard not to be stoned and not see those dia-beat-us commercials anymore.

KoKo B Ware, aww man this was a tough to put on the list but any 80′s wrestler turning 55 might as well be turning 105. One of my favorite WWF wrestlers back in the day. This is one I hope I get wrong.

Returning this year…

Penny Marshall. I had a great feeling about this one next year and feel that I was just of by a couple months. A solid pick that should bring back huge returns this year. Now to the man who won’t quit…

Jerry Lewis. Lets face it, I’m just too proud to let this pick go. At this point, I don’t think he’ll ever die. You can’t even gauge him based on appearance. One picture he’s fat, other pictures he looks as pale as a ghost. I’m very easily setting myself back by losing a pick every year just to get this one right but we must stay the course. He kind of looks like an even more bloated William Shatner in that photo.

So there are my 5.  Lets not forget my honorable mentions that I left out but will probably drop dead this year – Courtney Love, Biv from Bel Biv Devoe, and Justin Bieber.

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