The annual tradition continues on the Head of Rothchild and hopefully this year will bring a better return. If you remember last years list (Celebrity Deathwatch List 2010) I went a miserable 1 out 5 landing Yankees owner George Stienbrenner. This year I vow to do better! Here are my Fatal Five for 2011
Michael Douglas- Teach me how to Douglas. Things started to go down hill in a hurry for him and 2010 which leads me to believe that putting my chips on Michael this year is the safest bet on the board this year.
Penny Marshall – Every time I go to the grocery store, waiting in line looking at the National Enquirer and the Globe, I see Penny Marshall on the cover talking about her declining health. I don’t know what her health situation is but I think she either has cancer or a Brain Tumor.
Aretha Franklin – Not looking good lately for the Queen of Soul.
Jerry Lewis – Year after year I keep calling for his death but just like his shitty telethons, he keeps going. Ive put him on my list so many times that I refuse to take him off because the one year I do he’s gonna drop dead face first through a glass table before Dick Clark finishes saying Happy New Year. I wont let you beat me Lewis!!
George Kennedy - Couldnt think of the fifth and final spot. Thought about it long and hard and I had 3 people left. Nancy Reagan, Amy Winehouse, and just to make myself feel better I was had that annoying fucking red headed lady from the Progressive Insurance Commercials. Fucking can’t stand her but she looks healthy and I don’t see a disaster taking her out in 2011. Nancy Reagan is in “good spirits and still sharp as a pistol” according to NBC Brian Williams so shes out. Amy Winehouse is solid but its 50/50 with an experienced junkie, you never know what you’re going to get. She’s like the odds on favor horse to win the derby but when gun goes off she sprints in the opposite direction laughing while I’m in the stands ripping up my betting ticket. So I played it safe again. I loved Leslie Nielson and from what I can remember that was my favorite Celebrity that died in 2010. So why not take his co star George Kennedy? He’s 85 years old and lives in Idaho. That’s the perfect recipe.
The list is finally complete. So just like we did it last year, put your list of 5 Celebs in the comments. The one who gets the most out of 5 will be the winner and shall receive a prize. Please have your list turned in no later than JANUARY 3rd. Any list after that aren’t eligible to win any prize, you basically get out into the “Just for fun” part
SINCE WE HAVE TO KEEP THE PRIZE WORLDWIDE, ITS A $25 GIFT CERTIFICATE TO AMAZON.COM
If it was local you know that shit would have been a gift card to Outback Steakhouse. Cause we keep it first fucking class at the H.O.R.
