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The Return of Moombacon Massive

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January 15th, The Superbowl has come early this year. The Moombacon Massive was one of the funnest times I had last year sending Summer off properly with a grease orgy of swine and dancing.  There was not one single fatality reported which is a success for an H.O.R. party.  This time we’re doing the winter edition so we can use the FREE BACON, FREE FRIED CHICKEN, AND FREE RIBS as a tool to fatten us up for the cold 2 months ahead.  Kind of like how a Walrus does before swimming down to Antarctica.

The last Moombacon Massive

Glad to have our DC partners in Swine to jump aboard and help up us with the event that being  One Love Massive and Ove3kill Entertainment. Please support our friends who make DC Douche Free.  So to get you out of the house and into Rock & Roll Hotel we decided to up the ante.  This time instead of 20 pounds of bacon, we are going with 30 POUNDS of BACON.  We are also having a combination fried chicken from the Red Rooster and a special V.I.P. section (Very Important Popeyes) that we will be giving away leading up to the Massive. Our fam DJ 814ofCourse is going to be laying down his secret ribs recipe that destroyed it last time.  Seriously, those joints lasted about 30 mins until they were gone. But of course, FREE CONDOMS, if you’re into using those….  Now that the food tables are set, lets check out what we got on the turntables.

UNCLE JESSE (Baltimore)

TAEK1 (Las Vegas, HEAD OF ROTHCHILD)

SMUDGE (MO Fuckin County, HEAD OF ROTHCHILD)

DENMAN (DC, HEAD OF ROTHCHILD)

DJ JD (DUBCO)

JOHN BOWEN (VIDEO KILLERS)
http://www.empresariosmusic.com

And that prick Rothchild.

We are going to Crazy with MM next week but PLEASE Mark Your calendars for Sunday January 15th.  That MLK weekend so we got off that Monday and Nobody has anything to do MLK Monday except digest and sleep off hangovers.

The Facebook event page is HERE 

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Ziplok is Selling Trucker Hats

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The Mongoloid Master of ceremonies is back to his old tricks sprinkled with a couple of cringe worthy treats. This time Ziplok is trying to throw his own hat in the ring (no fun intended). Trying to do youtubes now while showcasing his new Ziplok hat line. He claims in past youtubes that their fitted but the hat looks so big on that brainless, void of rhythm skull of his that he looks like a six year old. With the new Ziplok shirt and Ziplok “Fitted”, you to can also look like a northeastern Aids quilt. On and on with the same god awful youtubes that go nowhere.  This last one was so bad I almost called Comcast and have them shut off my internet. “Bloggers get this, put it on your site”  Your wish is my command Zippy.

BEFORE WE GET TO THE HORRRRRRRENDOUS MUSIC…….

Saturday March 12th, Im playing the Spring Massive in BALTIMORE. Anyone who reads the H.O.R. already knows that Baltimore HATES Ziplok. So to give everybody a heads up, I’m bringing my trusty HD camera, my newly purchased ZIPLOK shirt, and im going to wear it down to Baltimore. Im bringing an extra shirt of my own because I am going to take off the Ziplok shirt and capture footage of hardcore candy ravers pissing and who knows maybe even shitting on the Ziplok shirt. I’m even going to edit the film and then send to him so at last he can finally see how SHITTY he is. Hiyooooooo!

You ready for some new Ziplok tunes? I didnt fucking think so. We all know that Ziplok always comes up with original content AND WOULD NEVER STEAL FROM ANOTHER ARTIST With that said I give you 2 tracks for you to jam a pencil in your ear to. He should get free oil changes on that shitty Civic of his for this little jingle which I have to admit, I enjoyed the instrumental coming into it. Admire the talent of Ziplok who can take a pretty dope instrumental and make it sound like a clubbed seal.

Maaco feat. Araab Muzik by Ziplok

Oh my Lawwwwwd! Bringing it back around to Ziploks original content, here is some track he did called Hail Mary? Sounds creative, don’t think that ones been done before.

Hail Mary 2011 by Tre Blaze & Ziplok by Ziplok

If Ziplok keeps this up, it’s going to be a fun 2011!

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Smudge woke up before 1

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The districts favorite dirty uncle, DJ SMUDGE woke up early from his usual Tuesday Molson Ice coma and recorded a new mix. Smudge does a great job mixing genres up keeping people on their toes from start to finish. Good job sir. Did I mention that Smudge’s breath, between the hours of 12:13am to 3:27am involves a rich combination of smells which includes Budweiser, Chesterfield Cigarettes,and child tears. Included is a track listing for your pleasure but I recommend listening to it before peeping the tracks, Bama!

Dj SMUDGE–REPOSSESSED 2011 by smudgetown

1. Fireworks–Drake (deadboy slo mo house edit)
2. Firework–Katy Perry (Dj Mehdi Remix)
3. To Kingdom Come–Passion Pit (Grum vocal remix)
4. I Am Not A Robot–Marina & The Diamonds (Penguin Prison Remix)
5. Time Of The Season–The Zombies (DJ Cobra Remix)
6. Norway–Beach House (Skinny Friedman)
7. VCR–The XX (Four Tet Remix)
8. Moon Theory–Miami Horror (Punks Jump Up Remix)
9. Dog Days Are Over–Florence & the Machine (Optimo Remix)
10. Hey–The Pixies (Diplo Remix)
11. We R Who We R–Ke$ha (cosmic dawn edit)
We R Who We R–Ke$ha (Dj Mega Man & Panic City Remix)
12. Prince vs Ida
13. DJA Manson–Mad Decent
14. Video Phone–Beyonce (Say Wut Remix)
15. Brown Paper Bag–Roni Size (Nobukazu Takemura Remix)
16. Im On Fire–Bruce Springsteen (Cousin Coles Mix)
17. Money Box–Eliza Doolittle (Jamie XX Remix)
18. Obsessions–Marina & the Diamonds (Pink Stallone Remix)
19. Liztomania–Phoenix (Classixx version)
20. rendez-vous Dans L’espace–Telex (Morgan Geist Remix)
21. The Beat Goes On–Casino Music (smudge edit)

If you happen to be in a Whales Vagina tonight, go check out Smudge. He’s playing the dopest dudes from the Midwest, Rampage and Maddjazz from Ghetto Division.

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The Evan Collection

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I got added to the all star line up at Spring Massive so I thought it would be a good idea to celebrate by opening the first ever Head of Rothchild art gallery looking back at all the pieces from my special Evan gallery. Evan is a hella cool friend of mine who does a lot of work behind the scenes so you can rage in Baltimore. I don’t know what it is but I’m obsessed with that damn cupcake photo.

This is the most recent piece and is the first to have the original cupcake photo used as opposed to putting Evans head on another body. Thought it would be magical to make history by having the first ever Terri Schiavo photo bomb. As we all know, Terri Schiavo is one lazy brawd so for her to come out of nowhere and do a Mortal Kombat style photo bomb is quite a treat. TOASTY!!!

All aboard! Is their anything better than a full body train conductor outfit? I didn’t think so either.

I’m sorry congresswoman, what were you saying?

Mini Evan and the one of the most evil douche bags in DC, who’s clubs have done everything to ruin nightlife for music loving club goers. Wait who am I kidding, no one who really likes music goes to his clubs. Its the same mix of out of touch Euro trash, Persians, and female bottle rats.

Get ready to be whisked away to FANTASY EVAN

Here is something to LOL about LiL Herve Villechaize: As a consequence of his health problems and troubles in his professional career, Villechaize began to abuse alcohol and suffered from clinical depression in the last few years of his life, which led to erratic and sometimes violent behavior, including an incident in which he allegedly held his agent at gunpoint in a booth at a restaurant in Los Angeles.

In the early morning hours of September 4, 1993, Villechaize shot himself at his home. He was found by his longtime girlfriend, Kathy Self, and rushed to the Medical Center at North Hollywood, California. He died later that day as a result of his injuries. Villechaize left a suicide note saying he was despondent over longtime health problems

Hands down my favorite piece of the collection, “The Weinstaur” it always makes me think of this scene but with Evan.

That completes the current Evan collection series. Keep on the lookout on my Facebook for more fabulous artwork. Until then, you need to get your SPRING MASSIVE tickets! GET THEM JOINTS HERE! If you haven’t already, be sure to check out and hopefully bookmark their DUB NATION blog from the Steez group that’s everything music and culture related.  They were even nice enough to ask me to do a guest post for them.  Please check them out.

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Ziplok Matserpiece Theater: Ziploks Delusional Year in Review

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It’s been a minute since the short bus stopped by the H.O.R. while in route deserted land of New Hampshire. So this Mongoloid is now making Ziplok fitted hats and shirts and selling them for $15 a throw. He blabs on and on how he got backstage passes to see Wu Tang which most of been impossible to get to considering it’s New Hampshire….. If he expects any of us to believe that Raekwon yelled Zippy’s name from across the room to embrace his musical talent than im telling you that I play quarterback for the Oakland Raiders. The best part is how he talks about taking over social networks and then admits to spamming the sites with his music player, something I had called him out on months ago. After that he just rambles on with useless shout outs to people who don’t give a flying shit about Ziplok. Oh, and another original idea from Camp Ziplok is the forthcoming album from YUNG dirty Bastard. Where does he come up with this genius?

who could forget his famous meltdown on youtube when he threatened to smash my head in with a desktop PC….. It never gets old. As long as ziplok keeps polluting the internet with his music, then look for things to pick up right where they left off.

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The Birth of Christ, how to make BACON

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What a treat! Literally and educationally.  How sweet would it be to have the inspectors job at the end?  In case your wondering, this is what the end result in my kitchen looks like.

Don’t let those shitty, passive aggressive, black rim glasses wearing hipster vegans tell you different, Slaughtered Animals are fucking delicious! But to be fair I do actually have some vegan readers so for the holiday season (just this fucking once) this youtube is for you.

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Epic Fast Food Sushi

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My favorite dudes from Canada are taking over youtube and it’s not even close. Take note because the video execution includes all ingredients in making a viral video. Great editing, short and to the point, funny, raising the bar with each video, and of course sex appeal. Fuck, they even made the word “Epic” seem cool again.

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12 Days of Shits-mas Day 5

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This Mother Fucker!  Usually I have to surf around and do a little digging before I can find Shitty Myspace gold but this one came to me.  I still can’t get over this “marketing” concept.  He leaves me a comment with a music player that automatically starts when the page loads.  So when you go to my page (all 7 of you)  Not only will you hear my sub-par remixes, but you will also hear HIS tracks.  With the two going at once it sounds like two cats fucking in a musky alley.  Todays spammer/rapper goes by the name of Novel Hooligan.  His weak, predictable style with minimal production beats goes into the category of the new Ed Hardy rap.  I also noticed that he kinda sounds like Missy Elliot.  Not a good look for a hooligan.  He also tries to inject humor in his rhymes that just fall flat and dont make any sense.  ATTENTION RAPPERS do not try to emulate Weezy. 

Diamond Skull Belts...

LiL Hooligan resides in Fort Lauderdale Florida.  I have done several gigs in the state of Florida and im really starting get tired of the state.  Everyone under the sun attempts to out gangster each other.  It’s that typical suburban culture trying to be urban through what they see on cable television.  But who am I to talk.  Have you seen the type of fans he has?  Amazing….

ughh

Coming full circle and im not talking about the brawd above.  He is the typical myspace rapper who uses an auto adder program to add friends to his profile.  He then spams the users page with his player so it looks like hes got a ton of hits.  How can you figure this out?  Dude has 40,000 friends and 5 followers on twitter.  Hmmmm.  Anyways here is his abortion of a track.  Its called “Whoa”  Havent heard that one before *cough Black Rob *cough.  He has another one called “in the club” Copyright is Wayyyy overrated.

Hooligan

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