RIP Chuck Brown


DC lost one of it’s musical monuments yesterday with the passing of the godfather of go-go, Chuck Brown. I’ve always been a huge fan of go-go music that goes back as far as 1996. His music would always put a smile on peoples faces whether it was at the club or at a BBQ. For those outside of the DMV area who aren’t familiar with Chcuk Brown or go-go music, here is a pretty dope documentary I found floating around Facebook from 1989. I always love to see footage of old DC even if it’s just the people.

PART 2

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Clockwork this Friday

Special Sex Panther edition. I don’t know what that means but ill see you Friday? It’s just the gang this month but that’s not going to reduce the normal Shit Show O’fun that we usually have. If you can’t make it out this week we got you covered big time on future Clockwork shows.

June 8th – NACEY

July 13th – Izm (Club Crooks, NYC, PDX)

We’re going to be playing the best of Hip Hop, Moombahton, Club, Dub, everything with a BPM.

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HOR in Pittsburgh this Friday


I’m really looking forward to this weekend as I get to go back to the place where it all started, well, technically. I was born in Pittsburgh centuries ago and moved to the mean streets of Montgomery County Maryland when I was three. Haven’t been back to the Burgh since but from what I hear, things have changed a little since 1984. Good news is I get hang out and spin with the ambassador of Pittsburgh, RSK.  Also treated to hear Natask, Etch, and Viralshark. Here is all the event info so if you’re out in the Pitt area, come hang out then eat Primanti Brothers with me.

THIS FRIDAY 4/27
@ LEVELZ
1825 East Carson Street Pittsburgh, PA 15203
(412) 390-1910

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CLOCKWORK on Friday: Steve Starks edition

Brace for impact on Friday because Clockwork at Rock & Roll Hotel this Friday has the “sensation” guest DJing, none other then the pride of Columbia Maryland, Steve Starks Along with the resident Misfits Will 88, Philip Goyette and that awkward drunk Rothchild.  The good news is that I don’t have to say much because the homies music speaks for itself.  See you at Rock & Roll on Friday, bamas!

Steve Starks x JWLS – Circus (Original Mix) by SteveStarks
Solidisco – Hooked (Starks & Nacey Remix) *{free DL in description}* by SteveStarks

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Going to Relapse on Monday

See what we did there?  Phetish P and I are doing a Monday jumpoff in the heart of Northwest called Relapse.  In case you want to keep going hard from the weekend or felt that you didnt get it in enough as you planned out, Relapse at bar 19 has you covered.  We’re playing all dubstep, moombah and maybe even polka I don’t fuckin know, it’s going to be dope though. Don’t waste your Monday watching an Intervention on TV when you can live to Relapse in person. FREE ALL NIGHT

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Double R Burger

I kind of went in the other night by creating the Double R burger.  It basically combines the best of breakfast lunch and dinner.  I ate this thing in 10 minutes and the second I laid down, my chest started to hurt and I haven’t taken a dump in 36 hours.  Hopefully ill make it to Monday.  Here is what that magnificent bastard is made from.

1 meat burger
1 Slice of Meat loaf
3 eggs, scrambled
2 Grilled Cheese sandwiches, square cheese and shredded cheese
1 slice of bread (for the middle to balance things out)
A1 Sauce
Mayonnaise

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Food Porn Masterpiece Theater

Welcome to food porn masterpiece theater.  I have some things I made this week to share with you along with some other cool finds from around the internet.


Imagine the street cred you would get by holding up a human skull then taking a bite out of it? You can now make that a reality with the human chocolate skull. The skulls are made by Marina Malvada, are available in dark, semisweet or Bone, a signature blend of Belgian white and milk chocolate. They are also molded from a real human skull. Where she got that from is her business. $200 and it’s yours.

I discovered a delightful breakfast treat at the office wrapping 3 pieces of bacon around my Snickers bar.

Saturday afternoon I kept it hood as hell with Mac N Cheese with the hot dogs bits jump off. Was clogged for 2 days :-(

Sunday I followed up the clogging by making a double hotdog covered with meatballs, molded together with mashed potatoes, cheese and melted butter. Heart Stent sold separately.

The Quadruple Down, they still serve those? Via TIWYH

 Falling in love with this breakfast pizza someone made.  The ultimate tip of the cap in resourcefulness.  Via Reddit

I don’t know about you, but I’m starving now. Got some sweet Food Porn you want to share with the HOR?  Send me your food nudes and ill give you the credit.  THE REED ROTHCHILD INBOX

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Food Porn Masterpiece Theatre

Thought I would share my internet findings of glorious, outside the box thinking websites and foodies around the galaxy.  I didn’t make any of these but I sure as shit would eat them.
 Cake Batter Popcorn: imagine adding a frosty cake flavor to your movie theater popcorn? The think tank over at FoodBeast beat you to it. MORE

Yes Please

Tex Mex Fiesta Burger Courtesy of TIWYH.com

Caterpillar Roll (via Reddit)

Got some sweet Food Porn you want to share with the HOR?  Send me your food nudes and ill give you the credit.  THE REED ROTHCHILD INBOX

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The Alan Urban Sex Tape.

I can’t think of anyone who fell off the face off the earth faster than Alan Urban. After dropping a HOR MUSHROOM CLOUD over him a few months back, he went ape shit for about a week then disappeared. I have friends in Baltimore who ran into him recently, asked him if he was Alan Urban, and he denied it. Glad to hear he’s off his medication again. The smashing was the highest rated and was #1 on WordPress for that day and is still the most visited article on HOR. So what happened after that post? The day job he worked at found out about the post and fired him. He eventually moved back in with his parents. Best of all, every nightclub and promoter stays the fuck away from him. HOR Victory! Not to mention hundreds of people wanting to volunteer more stories, dirt, and other information about Alan but I decided to turn them away for the time being seeing is how the hammer already dropped. I was cleaning files out of my computer the other day and totally forgot I had this. Alan must have accidentally uploaded this video and it was on youtube for about 2 hours before he took it down. It’s Alan and and a woman (who’s identity shall temporarily remain nameless) giving it a go for a rigorous 4 min session….. The good news is that you cant see anything. The audio on the other hand is hilarious and puts the exclamation point on how much of an insane dolt he is.

Good lord that was awful. I would give her an oscar nomination for that acting job. Come to think of it, that performance was almost as hot as……………..


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