Cooking with Jersey Shore’s Sammi “Sweetheart” – HOR BREAKING NEWS

1. Roast Beef Vagina
A term often used amongst cullinary circles, a roast beef vagina consists of taking the following ingredients:

1 Wide-Set Vagina
2 lb. of roast beef or in this case eye of round
1/2 cup of mashed potatoes & corn
A pinch of camel toe
And one large helping of Mama’s Homestyle Erotic Gravy

Insert the ingridents into your Trenton Trashbag then mix well.

What can i say about Sammi Giancolon’s thanksgiving spread that hasn’t already been said about Old Country Buffett? NOBODY EAT THE ROAST BEEF! THE ROAST BEEF HAS GONE BAD!!! So to spice things up a bit and help freshen up Jersey Shore’s self proclaimed “Sweetest bitch you’ll ever meet” I’ve taken the liberty of researching how to properly prepare a delectable RBG or a Roast Beef Giner for those unfamiliar with the condition. Pass the horseradish yawl.

If the the recipe wasn’t enough for you greedy bastards, HOR has basically placed you in the delivery room of the god among man’s birth, Mr. Reed Rothchild himself. I don’t want to get bossy, but it happens after a few glasses of vino, but if I were you, I would fire up that HP Deskjet and print a couple of wallet sized copies of this bad boy because births this beautiful don’t happen everyday and they most certainly don’t get captured on film.

-Mary Ann Barry

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