Id like to personally hug the person who came up with this idea and shake their hand for asking me to be a part of it. Mother Trucker is an event that kicks off this Saturday at the Capitol Skyline Hotel. It covers all bases of awesome with food, music, bikini’s and more. The food part is NO JOKE. Over 20 Food Trucks from all over the district are going to be parked and ready for mass consumption. Music? Boom!
DJs:
Reed Rothchild (H.O.R.)
James Nasty (Wild Yams)
Lucas Smudge (TV Party)
Uncle Larry vs. Mad Max (Alligators)
Hosted By:
MC Shawn Lucas (Ov3rkill Ent.)
I don’t know about you but I plan on making a day and night of it and you can too. As a bonus to all this amazing, Mother Trucker and the Capitol Skyline Hotel have worked out discounted room rates at $94 when you use the promo code “TRUCK”. Thats a huge savings because I almost booked the rooms before knowing about it and they were going for $200 a night.
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Lucky to be alive another year, creep master Smudge called in the big
guns once again to help him celebrate his birthday. From the deepest
darkest bath houses in Rio comes Uncle Smudgelupagus the undisputed
KING of shhhhh-wing! Armed w/ an arsenal of dank buds, ripe grapes &
loose women Smudgelupagus is always prepared to get the party started.
Determined to bring down the walls, rumor has it his plan is to OD
smudge on a creamy mixture of revelry & indulgence.
Set to the tone of the early 80s punk/funk, uptown meets downtown,
explosion of the arts! Think Keith Haring in “The Message” video
talking art & music w/ Fab Five Freddy & Larry Levan.
Errrrrr-ruhhhhhh! This event is not only a celebration of the devils
favorite son, but also a time to reflect on the wonderful times we
live in.
So please join Smudge, Unlce Smudgelupagus, an all-star lineup of DJs
playing super tuff tunage, VHS movies & more! THIS SUNDAY at DODGE CITY!!
FACEBOOK EVENT PAGE
Music starts at 10ish & goes till the place is stripped of all
dignity! Oh there will be cheesecake cupcakes too!
The GO TO spot this Friday in DC is glorious, official, Head of Rothchild party at the 9:30 Back Bar. It’s our first party since we did Moombacon Massive in January so we are well rested and batted tested for night that can very easily put your weekend plans on the shelf. We have the H.O.R. roster showcasing their talents and dedication to spice rum. What good would a H.O.R. party be without some kind of a Ziplok presence? Fear not Horriors because the Z will be in the building. Not the actual mongoloid in the flesh, but that beautiful Z. We have 30 Ziplok shirts made to give away to the first 30 people. Can’t buy these, can’t reserve these, you can only get one free of charge at Back Bar. Your soundtrack will be provided by.
This joint took me a good 4 days to recover so either I’m getting old fast or this shit was Bonkers. A million thank you’s to everyone who came out to eat, drink, and rage themselves retarded Sunday night in 20 degree weather. Just about everyone I saw there was some how connected to the H.O.R. family which is awesome and humbling at the same time. Thanks to 814ofcourse for making the ribs which lasted about 20 minutes and for good reason. Also shout out to POPS and SHINNY cameras for helping out with the mics and photos. Thanks to all the DJ’s who gave their Holiday Sunday to come out and wreck shop. Special thanks to Shawn at Ov3rkill Entertainment and Molly over at One Love Massive who helped promote this event with me. I was blown away at the fact we had an event on H St and had all of our own people there which allowed us to play the music like and throw the kind of party we want. Here are some of the pictures captured from the event. Not to worry, this isn’t all of them you can look at the others here
This Halloween Ill be doing my trickin and treatin aT Uhall this on Saturday with a thick cut line up. I’ve been getting the crates ready in order to dish out proper punishment via the Uhall sound system. It’s only $10 which is a steal for Halloween parties and on top of that, they have a costume contest where the winner will get FREE entry for an entire year. Even though I already get free entry thats not going to stop me from competing. I’ll even show my hand right now and let you know who I’m coming as and just let you try and top me….
Yup, you better come correct. It should be a memorable night which will most likely end up on a police report. Here are the confirmed set times along with artist info.
About 40 minutes ago I finally recovered from the Clockwork party last Friday. Will, Smudge, and I thought we should keep the good times going this Saturday at Velvet Lounge. I got a BOATLOAD of unreleased exclusives from Diplo, JWLS, Melo, Heartbreak, Will Bailey and other goodies that I’m going to test out before my Halloween set the next week at Uhall. If you’re out and about on U St and you know you will be, pop in for a drink and a high five. Just in case you think im bullshitting you, POW here is a Facebook event page to serve as your certificate of authenticity.
Hey young world! Its THE SMUDGE here. real quick. real simple. I know this is H.O.R. so I aint gonna get all political on dat ass. Just wanted to spread the word bout a lil ditty I put together going on THIS SUNDAY over at the oasis of H street The Rock & Roll Hotel. Lets take a look at the flyer then I will expand on the vibes that will be flowing in the junx.
When approached to throw a party for Columbus Day my first thoughts were fuck Columbus! then I was like “get dat money bitches!” HA. But seriously. Im really diggin whats going on in the streets of cities across the USofA right now. Whether you agree with it or not, its good to see people getting off their collective asses and standing for a cause they believe in. SO it hit me, lets flip the jammie and do the anti-Columbus, Columbus Day party for all my peeps inda streets! youknowhatImsayin. I assembled a ridiculously sexy lineup of local champions sure to have you dancing the pain away. This party is free. This party is upstairs and starts at 930ish and goes on until our demands are met. Sorry I couldnt find any Native American DJS.
#occupythedancefloor
Hello yinz Smudge here with a dose of nostalgia sure to get yer blood pumpin. The following is an account of how a boy found his love for women thanks to a fictional race of lizard people. Disturbing as it sounds Im sure alot of you relate. For those of you not familiar with the hit NBC 2 part miniseries turned 3 part miniseries turned regular series, the original V was more than an “invading alien” story. It had many layers of depth to it, the social commentary wasnt evident to me as a 6 year old, but since revisiting the series its plain as day. The sly references to past mistakes of the human race was ahead of its time & the subtle anti-establishment sentiments can be found throughout. Ok, Im getting way too deep here. Lets show a clip that the show is most known for.
Ok Ok insert deep throat jokes here, but seriously as a kid you know that freaked you out. This scene helped introduce 2nd in command, Chief Science Officer & leader of the Visitor Security Diana. For my fellow V junkies, you will remember much to our collective chagrin Diana wasnt in the original that much, but once the 2nd mini series came out she was a main character. Which is what we all had hoped for (and yes dreamed of, I was too young for the wet kind). Once Diana was given more of a spotlight the witty dialogue came rolling in helping broaden Diana’s character & fleshing it out a bit. Ruthless, cold, calculating uber bitch she was. Sadistic, smart and sexy, Im talking lizard sexy here people. You constantly thought she was gonna get her come-upins, but she constantly showed you who was boss. Here are a few clips of her killing bamas, the best is the last one where she shoots the priest. As a kid I was like “oh damn what a badass” and when she shoots the bible I thought I was going to hell for watching it. HA
Now Im sure you are wondering where the boner action comes in and this is the main point behind this post. All coming of age boys have that first girl or woman who turns females from “ewwwwww, gross girls” to “oh damn I want her” and for a 7 year old smudge it was Diana. I wasnt sure what I wanted to do to her all I knew was it was her I wanted to do things too. HA. From her badass ‘tude to her dope 80s hair & make up, to those form fitting red jumpsuits, hell even those blueblocker-esque shades they all wore looked sexy on her.
As the 19 episode series began I was happy to see Diana back at the helm, but she was quickly put in a number of predicaments thanks to a feisty British accented (this never made any sense, aliens w/ accents) antagonist Lydia. Now you may think Im going to tell of some fantasy of extra terrestrial threesomes, but remember I was 7 years old at the time so no. Where Im going is to point out that the awesome encounters between Diana & Lydia were some of the shows best & showcased Diana’s or the actress playing her (Jane Badler) great abilities as an actress. The playful back & forth banter between the two only hightened my love for Diana & raised her from Villainess to a more sympathetic sexpot who was constantly being second guessed, undermined & attacked. Checkout this sexy fight scene between the two. As a kid this scene had me hot, hot, hot! I mean look at those outfits and warrior facepaint for petes sake!
The show was abruptly canned before they could even shoot the final episode, so fans were left in a state of limbo. Upon doing my research for this post I found out a comic was released in place of the final episode sometime later for the diehards. The Diana character was revived for the recent V reboot, lasting a few episodes. Most hope for a V movie or something like it, but I wouldnt count on it and quite frankly wish it to be left alone. I prefer to remember Diana in her original form. She was into sex you could tell, and her inquisitive nature made me think she was always thinking of sex with humans. The subtle (and sometimes not so subtle) sexuality she exuded introduced me to feelings and thoughts I had never yet experienced and for that I am thankful. Diana did infact give me my first boner way back in 1985. I will never forget it.
I will end this post with a few vids pointing out Diana’s ahem, assets. First her killer ‘tude. Check her incredible facial expressions, which to me were her main selling point. Her eyes & the looks she gives, hell even her nostrils are good actors. Second check out a slow-mo perv vid for all my freaks out there. HA.
The Head of Rothchild machine is tuned up with a full tank of gas heading into the weekend covering ground from DC to Damascus.
FRIDAY the HOR flag will be waving proudly on U Street as Smudge and I will be throwing down at Velvet Lounge with our good friend RSK from Pittsburgh. NO COVER, You know crazy things get at Velvet. PEEP THE EVENT PAGE.
SATURDAY Keeping the U street steam going we have DENMAN flexing on the U Street Music Hall’s sound system alongside Clicks N Whistles (TnA Records) and Depressed Buttons (Mad Decent). Here is everything you need to know about Saturday including a brand new mini mix from DENMAN.
If you’re not in DC we still have a fucking rager for you. Our own Phetish P is playing at a warehouse rave in Damascus called Soundscape Part II. The stories I’ve been told about the first one seem life changing so I’m looking forward to hanging out up that way. I may OR may not be djing (wink wink) and there may or may not be RAVE BACON there. Go to the Facebook Event page for all of the details.
Pretty much money in the bank to say that there is only one Smudge and Luckily he happens to reside in our own backyard. I met this dude when I first moved back from Vegas and started spinning with him at Japone. All the older DJ’s in the city know that if you want to earn your DJ chops, you got to start off by putting in a few nights in over there. So in the spirit of taking care of the people who first put you on, I asked Smudge to be a contributor on the H.O.R. because the dude is a walking nostalgia temple of knowledge. If you ever step in his room it’s like entering a time machine, in a good way. From wrestling, fashion, music, and film, Smudge can tell you who won, who wore it, who played it, and who made a cameo in it. Not only does he DJ all over the city, but works at one of the best restaurants in the city, TOKI Underground. Expect to have your mind blown with the old school feel good steez.
Id like to personally hug the person who came up with this idea and shake their hand for asking me to be a part of it. Mother Trucker is an event that kicks off this Saturday at the Capitol Skyline Hotel. It covers all bases of awesome with food, music, bikini’s and more. The food part is NO JOKE. Over 20 Food Trucks from all over the district are going to be parked and ready for mass consumption. Music? Boom!
