Whats that picture above you ask? That is my acceptance letter that makes the Head of Rothchild a 100% legitimate business in compliance with federal and state business laws. With being legit,we can now use the HOR for profit (See our first sponsor? FLESHLIGHT, fuck one today) . Other business “ventures” are in the works but in the meantime it’s time to focus on my number one cash crop, Ziplok. The Tampa turd recently has tried to play me at a game of trolling which is like asking Calvin Johnson if you can cover him in football. This coming from a man I KILLED ONLINE and by the grace of god, BROUGHT HIM BACK TO LIFE. Zippy started a page for the guy who produces for him named BangOut but just like everything Ziplok does he failed within 20 minutes of starting the page because Everyone in the HOR group knew it was him. It’s too fuckin obvious especially when you egg people on to do it.
Zippy's bait
Alright Notorious Z.I.P. I guess ill play along and talk shit to this guy “BangOut” So me and the front lines faithful HORRIORS go on his page and right out the gate he starts running his mouth. The best thing about it is he thinks all of the different people are me which isn’t true at all. He just can’t wrap that raisin brain of his around the fact I now have a large collective group of people who know he sucks. He also thinks no one reads this blog. it’s just me, sitting in a dark room. Being a seasoned veteran of pissing him off, it didn’t take much. about 1 comment in on Friday as I was making my way up to Pittsburgh and he lost it. Remember, Ziplok is talking under the name BangOut
That number by the way is 603-557-5416 I’ve never called him but from what I hear, he picks up EVRERY TIME. I would love to accept Ziplok’s challenge to a duel. That would be great for the readers. Plus, I think I would win considering what he did at his last fight. Don’t remember? No problem. This was the description from Rich, the guy to put on the ass whoopin
“ I calmly take off my gold chains, my earrings, my Movado watch and step outside. He (ZIPLOK) immediately squares up with me, walking towards me with his fists up. I instantly throw a snapping 1-2 left right jab to his face and he completely drops to the ground. I really rocked him, and I thought it was over because I saw blood dripping down his face. As I start walking away, I hear him still talking shit and yelling “is that all you got, you bitch?!” I really couldn’t believe it. So I ran back over to him on the ground, standing over him laying punches one after another to his face. I thought he was done this time, so I start walking away again. I hear him still talking shit!!!! After all that! He’s bending over, trying to stand up. This is really funny, I ran over and kneed him right in the ass so hard that he did a face plant into the dirt, nearly doing a front flip. I jumped on his back and started choking him. I yelled “are you fucking done now?!” He couldn’t even talk. He was so fucked up, while I was completely unphased. I literally walked away without a scratch on me. He didn’t touch me once. So I left and Ziplok calls me 15 minutes later crying on the phone.”
Down goes Frazier! Here is part 2 of his other epic rant.
Oh no, got him again I’m djing at Jimmy V’s this Friday and Rock n Roll Hotel the following Friday, hopefully you can find it in your heart to send some women my way. Ziplok’s Angels? Got one more for you too. Remember this?
This was sent by me towards Ziplok under a paraody account back when people were doing Pay4tweet. I did a story on a few months back. So I kind of did it just for fun not thinking anything of it. I mean, it’s just a fake Wiz Khalifa account talking about Ziplok. I just recently found out that Ziplok shit his pants thinking it was actually him…..
He rambles on and on about. If you would like watch to the video and maybe leave him a comment letting him know he was trolled yet again, you can watch it HERE
If you’re on twitter, often you will see corporations with verified twitter accounts run by customer service reps in order to resolve customer issues or make really corny fucking jokes. Personally, I think 90% of twitter is corny, hack, self absorbed, shit and still don’t know why I use it as much as I do. The thing is that the 10% of twitter is so damn good that it keeps me coming back. Enter Rich Hansen AKA @Digitalbeeswho started a Dominos Pizza twitter account by using clever spelling to troll people who tweet about Dominos Pizza. The idea worked right away with people actually arguing with the account while Rich fucking killed it with the responses. Here are some of the tweets.
I can’t imagine a girl named “StrictlyBidness” with duck lips in her twitter photo as someone who likes to tip if you know what I mean.
Dominos even made some topical humor observation when Adele was rumored to be dead. Unfortunately, she’s still alive.
LOL
My Favorite
Now for the grand Finale which is a conversation with a teenager in what might be the greatest conversation captured on the internet. This was easily the highlight of my weekend. If more of these troll accounts come up please send them to me or maybe just a picture of a pig pooping on it’s on balls is cool too THE REED ROTHCHILD INBOX
After our first EPIC ENCOUNTER with ETA Silver G, a west coast based elvis impersonator. I knew that to be able to pull off a sequel it would take an idea so far out of left field that it would either fail miserably or he would actually be dumb enough to make it work. Going into the mission, I gave myself about a 20% chance of success. Now keep in mind that just like most sequels, the plot drastically changes, some characters return, and some don’t. Instead of luring him in like we did in the episode, this time we are taking the fight directly to him. A plan so brutal, that it single handedly throws out all the good that we did from the original post where we exposed him for the deadbeat he is. This one, is a life changer. Who would be the face that would be the bait for an operation so evil?
Swaaaaaaaag!
Met Yulovia Miswagga, Sister of one time youtube trolling sensation ULoveMySWAGGAbitch who was used originally to lure in the G-Man. She is from Victorville California, the same place Silver G grew up and where he still resides. Her current location according to Facebook is New Haven Connecticut. Why New Haven you ask? Because her occupation is director of marketing and talent hiring for the Foxwoods Casino. The Mission: To use a decoy Facebook account to make contact with Silver G and offer him a lucrative contract to perform as an Elvis Impersonator Full time at the Foxwoods Casino.
***FRIEND RQUEST SENT***
Well, that sure as shit didn’t take long. Within about 7 minutes, he accepted my friend request and cranked the creep lever on full blast via the Facebook wall. Also, he also felt obligated to let me know that he works out….
This guy makes Sandusky look like Brad Pitt. If that doesn’t gag a maggot I don’t know what will. So at this point I’m feeling pretty good about things but realistically there is no way he’s going to fall for this. I mean really? A job offer from a stranger on Facebook? So right away he hits me on Facebook chat asking me a bunch of boring ass questions. I try to advert the conversation to see if I can tell him what I do for a living. He keeps fucking rambling on about the biggest bullshit stories ever.
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We’ve already confirmed via google maps that he lives in a trailer park by a Bravo Burger and Harley Davidson dealer right off the highway. Also, he drives the same kidnapping van Tony Danza drove in “Who’s the Boss” . I’m Deeply sorry to let you down ladies, but he’s bluffing. Also loved this gem talking about these “special pics” he’s going to send over post workout…
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Cool workout, bro. This went on for a couple of days until I was finally able to tell him that I do hiring for the Foxwoods Casino and it just so happens that we are looking for Elvis Impersonators to perform on a normal basis. After I told him this, he didn’t say anything for about 45 minutes. I figured the jig was up. He comes back so excited blabbering how this is his destiny and how this came to him in a dream….. Oh, then he felt obligated……. TO SEND ME THIS!!!!!
Great Scott, advert your eyes before they burn out of your skull! After dry heaving for about 30 minutes I got right back on topic. I then told him that In order to hire him full time he needs to make an audition video either performing or telling the Foxwoods hiring manager, Mr. Henry Reed about himself and his work experience. Once we receive the video, we can go ahead and make him an offer. Silver G was so excited, that he started posting about it all over Facebook.
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Basically, Silver thought he got the job already.
It’s getting kind of awkward now. So after going back and forth for about a week trying to get him to send over an “audition tape” I got nothing and started losing hope. I think he just wanted to brag about the possibility of playing at the Foxwoods. Finally, on a Friday morning, I open my fake email account that I gave him and BOOM, the video is ready to download. Sweet Gold. Now keep in mind before viewing this that he has no real experience at all besides playing at dive bars in Victorville. So obviously he has to stretch the truth, a LOT. Listen to the off the wall stories he comes up with. Worth watching every second. Volume is a bit low, I recommend turning the speakers up.
I wish I could’ve had a “bullshit counter” in the corner to tally up the dreck coming out of his mouth. I love how a wrecking ball was waiting to take down the Grenada theatre until Silver G in full costume, with contacts, runs down and saves the theatre like a fuckin 80′s movie. Notice he also names all the parades he’s “ATTENDED” because you know, it’s hard to be in the crowd of a parade. This is his best performance, EVER! Hmmm Silver G, the musical? I cant believe he made this. How rude of me to think that he was smart enough to be able to detect my bullshit over Facebook chat. I let the G-man know that we LOVED his audition and want to send him an offer. I drafted up an offer letter and had Denman make the proper Foxwoods letterhead. Lets just say we made him an offer he couldn’t refuse. Click Here or the picture to view the offer letter
Wow, thats a heck of an offer! Obviously, within 2 minutes he accepted. So here is the next step…
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The end is near….
Oh Jesus. So went down Friday? Well the good news is that he did get a a meeting. The bad news is that it wasn’t with Mr. Reed or Yulovia Miswagga. It was with Reed Rothchild and UloveMySwaggaBitch. At 10am Silver G went to his computer to find an email from the fake email account with the subject line of “Foxwoods Conference call number and overview” When he opened it looked like this.
“Swaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag! I can’t believe you fell for it twice. Once again, you’ve just been owned by THE HEAD OF ROTHCHILD.
Good Day -Reed Rothchild”
It didn’t take long for Silver G to reach out to me and trust me, the G-man was in rare form just like he was last time. It’s time to bring out the Compton born, UFC fighting bad ass. I was actually shocked he found my real Facebook account.
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So being the nice guy that I am, I accepted his friend request. Just to let him know that their are no hard feelings, I invited him to the debut of our New Clockwork party (EVERY SECOND FRIDAY AT ROCK & ROLL HOTEL) Couple hours later, this gem showed up in my inbox.
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It wasn’t until I was coming back from a gig Friday night that I started to get more messages from him. I got home around 7am so it was about 4am Silver time. I’m pretty sure he was shit-faced when he sent me these nuggets. One thing I remembered him telling me is that his ex-wifes name is Laura. So of course I sent him a message back saying that I was going to interview Laura on the blog. In addition, I said I was going to spin kick his head on fire in front of his family….
Strap in Kids!
and then….
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The reason I didn’t get back to the G-man is because I passed out at the crib. I felt I should respond to him because I would hate for him to think I’m a pussy…. alright, so I am a pussy BUT I gotta keep squirting gas onto the fire.
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Here we go…..
Ha! I could read these all day. If I could get 365 Silver quotes, I would make a desk calendar. Here is the last one before he blocked me and went awol.
And Scene.
So thats how it all went down. Silver Garcia went from hero to zero and thanks to the H.O.R. he’s going back up to hero status. Just to get a quick update, Silver joined a band as the lead singer. The band was called “The Crazy Boots Band, with Silver G” They had their debut gig on Halloween night at a sold out theatre venue. I shit you not. I got word from the guitarist sister that they had to cancel their appearance because Silver G never showed. Left them high and dry. The band then went their separate ways. Silver G is still property of the H.O.R. but it would take an epic plan for their to be a part 3 but you can bet dat ass I’m going to try.
Oh no, got him again 
I’m djing at Jimmy V’s this Friday and Rock n Roll Hotel the following Friday, hopefully you can find it in your heart to send some women my way. Ziplok’s Angels? Got one more for you too. Remember this?
This was sent by me towards Ziplok under a paraody account back when people were doing Pay4tweet. I did a story on a few months back. So I kind of did it just for fun not thinking anything of it. I mean, it’s just a fake Wiz Khalifa account talking about Ziplok. I just recently found out that Ziplok shit his pants thinking it was actually him…..
He rambles on and on about. If you would like watch to the video and maybe leave him a comment letting him know he was trolled yet again, you can watch it HERE
