One of the funniest times of the year to walk around DC is down constitution Ave and Dupont Circle during pride week. Its not because of the people celebrating pride week but because of the terrified mid-western tourist who decided to visit DC this weekend without doing their homework as to whats really going on downtown this weekend. You can also make a case for the fashion yays and nays that go along with this week. From ass-less chaps to well, straight up ass-less, Pride week gives an entertainment value for everyone in the city. I was going to have a couple more posts to go along for pride week but time passed by and it’s already here. With that said the H.O.R. is doing s special pride week tribute with not one but two Shitty Myspace rappers.
Our first one is Zeb Atlas. If their were a gay and even less talented version of Lou Ferrigno, Zeb Atlas would be it’s Mr. Universe every year. A body builder, gay porn star, Zeb Atlas is throwing his helmet in the ring as a god awful autotuned club singer. He has a similar voice to Ferrigno and when you hear it put through autotune it sounds like an autobot getting a rim job. He brought along a vocalist named Pearly Gates which is ironic because once you hear her sing you’d think you’ve gone straight to hell. I could only stomach it for about 2 minutes before losing brunch, lunch, and dinner. Does anyone else think Pearly Gates looks like a Yorkshire Terrier?
Now that we hit the club it’s time to hit the mean streets with a dude who brings new meaning to the term hustle hard, Gangsta Fag. I actually found out about him years ago when he did an interview on Opie and Anthony. I died laughing the first time heard this. Enjoy and to all the H.O.R. reading rainbows out there, Happy Pride Week!